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Fiona is made of sunshine
Dec 3, 2017 4:16 PM
Viscouse
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knobhoblin
Submarine puppy
okis316
I like how it propels itself to the bottom of the pool using gas at the start of the video. Can’t wait to try that at the community pool.
nordicfatcheese
abundantbadgers
After watching the gif once through
longoriaisaiah
SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW!
shmachero
The. Parking lot. Why not?
mezzamoose
It's not hard to be the best thing about 2017...
shmachero
That part where she's on her side trying to get the lettuce or spinach into her mouth is incredibly relatable.
SantaFarts
The only good thing about Cincinnati
AllTimeLow182
Murder baby
itsthejennaster
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!
CydonianCyborg
No crocodiles or rhinosuorousuouses
Erinette0W0
They won't be giving her mouth scratchies when she's fully grown
AzothTheGuildRat
Wait a minute.. Cincinnati zoo, wasn't that where... oh dear lord someone save the murder cow!!
DrTacticalKeyboard
I love her but -1 for the stupid fucking emojis
Mercenarity
It can never be just one either. Has to be like 2-6.
Mercenarity
And that stupid "we don't deserve" bit.
SadCannibalNoises
I'm ready. It's time to put me out on a sanctuary so I can just be with the animals Done with the humans.
SlutAtNight
I’m moving to an acreage for this very reason
SadCannibalNoises
Just seeing a dog on the street makes me unreasonably happy.
LickLickLickMyBalls2
Breaking News: Sources are now saying that multiple people have accused Fiona The Hippo of sexual assault.
torthorse
Milkshake duck
ObiWanShalomi
r u random stoned words
pizzaparty
i am
torthorse
Is that a sentence?
ObiWanShalomi
Was wondering what milkshake duck meant :)
torthorse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake_Duck
alsoAzrael
Crying emoji is the worst part of 2017.
CompelledCynic
I was not prepared for just how much hippos fart when I first saw one IRL.
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
@Twiggeh @Exactually @carrotsoup @pastryslayer @one1deuce @ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie @alongusernamewithnumbersandsymbols
sezwat
THIS MADE MY DAY
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Definitely best part of 2017
SlutAtNight
Can I get in on the cute animal tag list please? I’ve got a space tag list you could all join...:D
one1deuce
@Twiggeh we have an issue
SlutAtNight
I can hear you talking about me...
carrotsoup
Okie guys let's add SaN! @one1deuce hush it
SlutAtNight
manicmalki
She blew the ballist tank.
showbobsandvagene
Foodisthebeesknees
THANK YOU for posting this! I've been trying to find it for so loooooong!
NeatoBuilds
Kingduckky
Damnit beat me to it
TheBestRussian
My toddler loves this video, and I love the song. Watching it several times daily. This bit is her favourite part; she chomps with her hand
notagainwiththenames
This is the cutest thing ever. If this is the same animal, whoever made the above video and didn't include this is frickin crazy.
BewareTheIceSpiders
IUseSmallBananas4Scale
I’m the baby!
TheHawkRules
Irrationalduck
Jerf89
5foot10childhoodtrauma
She's THICC
resonantD
You were too when you were two.
Lkklltt21
Awful looking cat.
steveHAIRington
I agree, really terrible.
pooples
Will she be friendly with humans her whole life?
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Friendly maybe but i wouldn't put my hand into an adult hippo mouth, an accident might happen even if it doesn't want to hurt.
Hedgehogsareadorable
Look up Jessica the Hippo
PartTimeMemeDealer9
I guess if she was raised by humans maybe. Ik males are definently aggressive to people. Maybe females are more reasonable?
ZZhillTopper
I would say she will likely be friendly its been seen with other hippos. I still would get near if she has a calf.
Dyslexicbirch
Untill they have a baby
AntoineHorvat
A female defending her child is the angriest/most determined thing you will ever see
MyOcIsContent
Spotted the person with no life experience
Tunisia
Yeah, she was reared entirely by hand because she was really premature, didn't meet another hippo for months.
Idiedalittle
"Reared by hand"
shmachero
I want to imagine it would be a reunion like Christian the lion due to how she is socialized. https://youtu.be/cvCjyWp3rEk
EataFuckingDick
More resonable? Feels like human-loving is not always the right mentality.
Hendrix1812
Unless it's a feminist
inwatermelonsugar
Not even clever
michonnedisapproves
You couldn't keep quiet could you?
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Relax guys. Tis a joke. Maybe a bad one but TIS a joke
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
Don't bring this into it.
shmachero
Astrolife75
I would never put my faith "well she was raised by humans". Wild animals are and always be that no matter where they were raised.
Dogstarlives
I don't know why comments like these are always down voted. Being raised by humans will certainly decrease the odds of being attacked, but(1
Dogstarlives
It's by far not a garuntee and one should always be careful around non-domesticated species.(2
TheManOfBronze
I've learned never to count on someone being more reasonable because of their gender, on either side. People say that male dogs are worse 1/
TaranUA
Some predator famales more reasonable because of hormones, not by the gender. Many and many spices have aggressive males.
TheManOfBronze
2/ than females, not true. It's all in the personality and how they're treated.
Whitepinapple
I think they're just talking more about things like testosterone levels causing increased agitation. Not pushing some gender based agenda.
TheManOfBronze
Maybe. I've had quite a few dogs, male and female, fixed and unfixed, and there's no pattern to it from my experience. But I might be wrong.
Jim776677
Everything these days gets twisted into some gender based agenda....
DrKriegersClone
A neutered male dog might not be much more aggressive than a female though.
CanadianMadCow
" At first it's all like ooh, aaaah. Then come the running and the screaming." - Ian Malcolm.
PartTimeMemeDealer9
Ehhhj writing this down.
Atracor
depends on her character, but many human raised animals are more dangerous, because they don't fear humans. Easier to anger a hippo close2u
Cizox
Fiona the Hippo, the second most memorable animal from Cincinnati Zoo.
SarcasticComment
The first is Thane Maynard. Ordered the hit and makes $340,433 as head of a nonprofit. This does not include his side job with NPR
troublecliff
I was gonna say, I can think of one big hairy guy who would've loved to see Fiona's adorable shenanigans...
FizzleBurger
I can't help but suspect that the marketing behind Fiona is an attempt to make us forget about our favorite gorilla.
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Is your mum the first?
Rhfolls
ObiWanShalomi
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e4/c6/a2/e4c6a202efb6bb4b48e1bff276abbb43--funny-emoticons-ugly-faces.jpg
MrBrickMan
Martha, the Last Passenger Pigeon will live on forever http://www.artworkscincinnati.org/mural/martha-the-last-passenger-pigeon/
smashpro1
This one is still alive, though.
nauticalmouse23
Shots fired. Literally.
SarcasticComment
As a Cincinnati native, he lives inside all of us, you ass
Slappio
How'd he taste?
SarcasticComment
About the same as the dog I ate
Viscouse
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
FragileDonkey
Corpserations
ThePastmaster
Rowdylet.
Theactualvimple
Did you need to keep that gross facebook esque stripe at the top though?
Crabsforeveryone
How does one get rid of that on content?
Theactualvimple
Literally just crop it
Crabsforeveryone
So...I tried in video to gif... wow. It just went wonky.
AlabasterSexington
She tooted in the water
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
Nitrous boost
Fairdinkums
She bloody did
ADisturbedOne
For maximum speed, of course.
SpikeSpiegeil
*toot toot*
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
amonsternamedcharli
I'm so angry at you for saying "tooted"
AlabasterSexington
SuddenlySarah
It's called darwinian ballast
Habbadax
Blowing the ballast tanks
anonwhymouse
Jet propulsion
Jaqdakloun
It's jet propulsion.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
That's how she propelled downward.
Viscouse
A cute toot, if you will.
superanth
I thought she was blowing her ballast tank...
ThePhystopian
Dive! Dive! Blow all tanks!
IHaveATacoBellSign
I’m not going to lie. I say the fart and thought the banner said “best fart of 2017”
IanFlairCresent
You mean gas propelled
FlyingCrow91
Buoyancy control.
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
At first glance, Beyoncey control lol
mikeatike
Then, suddenly, it happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D29OtboQV_c
captainalphabet
Those old Bond movies are awesome
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
FoodAndAlcoholism
ronNhyde
I watched the whole thing just to see that again.
watisdisidonteven
Also
Anthankrufix
FYI if you're on Desktop: You can Right click the image and select "show controls"to rewind/pause/fastforward like a video.
NoobGoldberg
Same
Blanketstealer
Me too!!!
NeatoBuilds
Kendurha
WiseTalons
RishiMaru
IT WENT EVERYWHERE!!!! .... I GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH!
watisdisidonteven
Better than toilet paper
Mockingbirb
redbarron045
I just threw up I little bit in my mouth
WinnerWinnerChickenD
fuldkornsbaronen
What a majestic creature