Viscouse

339642 pts · July 10, 2013


I like cheese. A lot. Don't get me wrong, I like other things too. A fine sipping whisky to take the edge off while teaching my twin 16yo daughters how to drive, LEGO of any sort (there's so many now!), dogs (like my whippet). What else, what else...stupid wordplay, effinbirds, witty insults, dark chocolate, modern warfare planes, tattoos, Battlebots, kind people, board games, and just general awesomeness. Here, have a Dad Hug. I believe in you, and I'm glad you're here.

The struggle is real

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But ffs it was close...

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wat

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Say thanks, ingrate.

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Terrible Maps Dump

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You're welcome.

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Greek pizza

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Innocent Toaster

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Mmm. Food.

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Remembering Hayden Panettiere

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Truthbomb.

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Stay spicy, cheese balls.

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I hear you, but also no.

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LABEL MAKER!!!

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I don't know if I can deal with more death this year...

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Big dogs. Small dogs. All good.

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One Brain Cell vs an Egg

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Einstein -approved!

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I was always low-key terrified of raising boys...

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Oldie but goodie

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Lol

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Stay fresh, cheese bags.

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This. This is why I've loved animals over all else since I knew how to say "animal."

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New US dime. Well, new to me.

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i need an adult, I NEED AN ADULT!

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Somebody call the burn unit.

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Kavinsky no longer walks among us.

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What up, Star Spangled Ding Dongs?

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I like to update this every now & again.

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Racoons vs Pinata

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M'orca

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Found this gem in Malcolm in the Middle.

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Welp. Things are getting worse.

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Biscuits are taken...what are we calling this?

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Quadruple mlem...

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Animals are the best.

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This hit me way harder than it needed to.

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Oreos would never do that to us.

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Dog. I think.

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Can’t Park There, Mate

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Doppelganger

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brrrp?

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Everyday, we stray further from the light...

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The late 1900s

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Give me a caption for this Captain Good Boy, please.

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My broveries...

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Thought this was a Great

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NO! BAD DISTILLERY!

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Welp.

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Comet Moth

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Bot traffic surpasses human traffic

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LOOK. AT. HE . PEETS.

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Meet the Chocolate Tube Slime

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Is this the Space Force I've heard about?

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Make sure you check your sheep for parasites...

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