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Jun 27, 2016 2:51 PM
LookAtMyCats
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SirKiwiOfTheFruit
Or! You could be like me and have pressure hives, mine looked like that too but the blood test only had a few :) you could still be lucky!
joboo
Call it a tie? Here's mine: http://imgur.com/D5j3M2I
MirielBjartskular
Ish, that does not look fun
TheHolmberg
plot twist OP is actually only allergic to stainless steel.
Darjanator
Or one of the compounds used in the testing samples.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I know I'm allergic to having 100 little needles jabbed under my skin.
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
My brother tested like this. Just to do stuff normally is he one tough sonovabieach. My hats off to you @OP
testingg
99 problems and salty dogs isn't one
JohnJohnNomNom
Salty soggy doggy's
ahhhhgeneparmesan
@popeofpuns someone is worse than me!
RamshackleAstronaut
fuckin' barely though.
wherearethechips
I really want a breakdown of what everything was
coalbeeman
Hopefully you're Asian so you don't starve.
madawgg
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what does that mean?
Dramacian
*Chinese have a market for animals considered company dogs for westerners. Denmark enjoys dolphins, Japan whales and live octopus. Cultures.
MrTitsMcGee
Asians eat dogs, and he's not allergic to dogs.
madawgg
Hahahh nice one
Dramacian
Hair says no but the joke was elsewhere so +1
watersslady
Have you been tested for Dermatographia? I have that and it makes your skin hate everything, allergy shots included. Hope those get better!
needvacationfromlife
Id see another allergist for confirmation and also get a blood test to test your levels. If they don't want to do a blood test RUN.
Imhereforcutestuff
I had both done because my doctors actually recommended both. Sure enough, they matched up.
TheBearsMaiden
why?
devtek
Because being allergic to that much stuff, if true, is really rare and serious. Should get confirmation.
TheBearsMaiden
thank you, i was intregued
tomatoboy
WOW. What was top-left?
MagnificentTurd
Life.
Dramacian
Girl finger contact.
CossackHD
Girl eye contact*
tomatoboy
No no, that's not cooties. I had cooties as a child. Looks totally different.
weirdlittlezombie
OP looks like they're a girl, so I wouldn't think so.
Dramacian
I look the same without allergy and dark hair. Think again. No offense meant. MIght be a boy or a girl, still works on Imgur boys community.
weirdlittlezombie
It's just what I thought, the back looks so curvy like a woman's body
Dramacian
Nah, too much shoulders.
LookAtMyCats
Outdoor allergens like weeds and grass
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Lucky neither of those are common....
FaxCelestis
I get that reaction to marijuana and other hemp plants. :(
morrissimo
Was going to guess grasses/weeds - mine looked like that too, with the reaction bleeding across several other test sites :D Allergy shots!
MaddMatter
Stay inside. Its safe here. Play video games.
fudgepuppyorangecake
Where's the positive control?
Drakhma
looks more like you abducted and needles poked into you in grid formation and 1 put Just a little TO much.
CurieCat
After my allergy test results, the nurse told me that I needed to live in a bubble -.- Turns out, Florida works just fine.
NuVanDibe
That looks pretty similar to my allergy test. That, mold, and peanuts were the worst ones, causing all the ones around them to puff up red.
Wuhaa
Shit. Time to move to a desert pal.
EinsteinsFitAsAFiddle
Even in NM there's allergens.... Juniper is a bitch. But there aren't things like leaf mold that might give you problems in other places
bzgl40
don't do that. Shit actually grows here you know. I actually have to take allergy medicine in Arizona more than Oregon
hardboiledfrog
There are plenty of deserts teaming with mesquite, grasses, ragweed and allergens...
chicmagnetwampa1
Desert sage will destroy this person, because it does me
Nivison
Hia from arizona. Dont move here if you dont like heat
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
I live in the high desert (NM) and my skin test was half as bad as this. So, I don't think it matters where you live :/
thekevinshow
Probably allergic to sand.
BeansWithCheesePlease
Probably allergic to light.
ShortCircuit908
It's irritating and gets everywhere
bntli
I can't decide weather that was funny or if I hate you
udick
FUN, he's allergic to fun
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
Usually one of the corners is histamine. Because it's what essentially cause allergic reactions, it is used as a baseline to judge the rest
MilDravin
if it's the same order as my wifes, that'd be weeds and grass
LookAtMyCats
Yup. It is. Which means I have cross reactions to a crap ton of other stuff.
MilDravin
yup, which is why it's one GIANT blob....
JobbyJabber
@OP this time tomorrow http://imgur.com/pc5BYuH
JudgeyMcJudgepants
IBetThatHurts
500 dolla!!!
fserrano357
Yes I would like 500 dollars.
JustAnotherCynicToo
FIE-HUNDED DOLLA!?!?!
iBlueSky
wheres that movie from agian
Dydegu
Seinfeld
quary80
Bubble Boy http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258470/
RincewindTVD
America.
IamNotAnAlien
He's got immunities!
teedubya11
*munities
BlackInkOutlaw
Get a dog and move to the beach.
RoastedSalted
No salt water or dogs? Rookie. I got everything EXCEPT mold, somehow. I'm a mutant.
Twinklepot
Be careful if they do up a series of desensitising jabs for you, I had a very bad reaction to one and needed adrenaline ...
AwkwardPrickle
Great to know what you are allergic too though! When I had mine done it was super itchy- turns out I was allergic to the tape, bummer
HowardMoonsHotpants
I look like that when I cook bacon starkers
mrpattyboy367388
Irony: @OP has cats, not dogs.
LookAtMyCats
I have four cats and no dogs...
mrpattyboy367388
i should know
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
I don't get, do you get a bunch of stuff put on you to see if your allergic?
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Yes.
remembergoliad
I got a reaction to the saline control. Turns out that I was allergic to my crazy mother stressing me out.
04mach1
only thing i'm allergic to is alcohol. It's so bad that everytime i drink it i pass out.
MikeDaTiger
Looks like you answered C for everything
MatrimBloodyCauthon
On a true/false test
GnoHomo
THIS IS SO RELATABLE IM GONNA CRY
butwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
MUST REMOVE KEBAB
sisterofthemoon
Hey mike, would you happen to be from Louisiana, maybe an LSU fan?
MikeDaTiger
Geaux Tigers!
sisterofthemoon
Also from Louisiana...
SkippyTheWonderHamster
+1 for making me chortle. This needs way more points.
theCanadianmooserider
+1 for saying "chortle".
HeinousMooseKnuckle
I thought 'Chortle' was when your dick is so small it looks like a turtle with its head pulled back in its shell.
CoRektiveAction
Looks like my face after checking for fist allergies.
dollinblack
C++
showstoppa77
Scantron sheets HATE her
LookAtMyCats
My hair is pretty baller today but I'm a he
EddieKlep
I had a teacher in high school who gave a test where all the correct answers were C. His name was Mr. Cunt
thecolonels
I work in a restaurant and last week we had alergy: gluten, grass, all nuts, garlic, dairy, mushrooms. Maybe just stay home.
thorkild91
If you are like severely die allergic to even contact. You should go to restaurants that you know are safe. They aren't safe places
AnonEmooses
Time to get yourself a dog and take him to the ocean
TheQuickAndTheDeadInUsersub
Just watch out for shellfish and seaweed and air I guess.
ArtemisOzzimmer
You missed off sunlight. Seriously.
SquidJesus
Allergic to existence as well.
SirNoTouchingTheDogPlease
that sounds really nice
celestedrake
I am allergic to fish, so I am guessing OP is too.
paukkumaissi
or get a seadog
septillion
JustAGamerDreamin
If it's not too miserable, ask the doctor if maybe you're allergic to the testing base. It's some kind of glycerin solution I think.
JustAGamerDreamin
*not a doctor by any means, just a thought*
Raventhief
There are people allergic to salt water?
angryupvoter
There are people allergic to egg shells and chicken beak.it's all histamines man
HailToUltron
I know a lot of people are allergic to ocean water specifically, but that's due to microbes. Maybe salt water is a control?
madrush
At this point, I'm convinced that people could be allergic to freakin anything
LookAtMyCats
It's the control for the nut panel
Raventhief
Oh, that makes sense. I thought I was going nuts.
McDiezel
punny guy
tomatoboy
There is at least one person allergic to just plain fresh water.
hilhas1
Oh god. Uh...is this real? How does a person survive? Did the allergy develop over time? I'm going to need an article or something.
Shananaa
I get urticaria from taking a shower but it's a bit more complicated than a "water allergy".
tomatoboy
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3276800/
tomatoboy
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/AllergiesNews/story?id=7401149
ChefZack
its called aquagenic urticaria? im spelling it wrong but im sure thats it and they can only take 10 second showers and only drink diet coke
hilhas1
Sounds like a few dudes I know
notasanonymousasimighthope
You can be allergic to the carrier solution, which will have this kind of result.
chocomallow
Isn't it that if you get a strong reaction to one you can start reacting to others you're not allergic to? System just fights everything.
Faelow
It's possible but rare, and the results wouldn't be that inconsistent
yoyoadrienne
That's what happened to me. Had to take a blood test instead. You are not alone friend!
DoctorsWhoDontSaveLives
Heph333
I was. She said they use a phenylalanine-based preservative that I am apparently allergic to.
Vykoz
The carrier solution is usually just saline which they also use as a control... tjats the salt water he's referring to
nottrollbotnot
Was wondering if someone caught this.
cnlohr
As someone who responded adversely from my last allergy test, I assure you, it absolutely can happen.
cousteau
That's what I was going tomsay but I forgot the name.
mellowdrama
Shouldn't they include a plain carrier solution injection as a control?
hilhas1
I thought they usually do
HermanManly
They do, it's salt water which he isn't allergic to according to title
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
They do
stealth13000
It's saline, aka the salt water
AlmostScientist
Bruh, you need some ubermensch genes in your family gene pool. I'm not allergic to anything except Nickel metal.
HickLife
Same here except my only allergy is something in cheap face paints lol. Found out at the carnival
AlmostScientist
probably a type of plastic, maybe latex?
HickLife
I'm not sure because I haven't had my face painted since
AlmostScientist
have you worn latex gloves before?
HickLife
Yeah so that can't be it. It may have just been some chemical in the paint
MustardWolf
I have 0 allergies not one thing. elite species muahahaha
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Way to rub it in, jerk.
muttonchoppa
ever get bitten by a mosquito and itch? thats an allergic reaction.
DapperBlook
You itch from mosquitos??? haha, you poor inferior beast.
craziicrazii
I'm allergic to coconut. I always worry my plane will go down and I will get stranded on an island with only coconuts like in the cartoons.
sisterofthemoon
I'd be pissed if I was allergic to coconut. I take coconut oil capsules to help deal with my fibromyalgia.
ninjakittenz
Falling coconuts cause 150 human deaths every year on average; that's 30 times more than sharks.
ninjakittenz
Sauce: https://www.bookyourdive.com/blog/2012/4/5/things-more-likely-to-kill-you-than-a-shark
craziicrazii
that actually makes me feel better. thanks
cantbeasadmuffin
I fear the same not because I'm allergic, but because coconut tastes like grated elephant shit to me.
Grrrg
when did you take the opportunity to sample grated elephant shit
cantbeasadmuffin
I'm a cultured individual
craziicrazii
your username truly expresses your sophistication.
cantbeasadmuffin
In its entirety