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Duvn
https://twitter.com/carlbildt/status/864760197365026820
LONETROMBONE
BillyBob177
Good one
cinemeasctha
TheLogicPolice
savage
CptNTennille
AndyBiz10
HA!
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
I'd say probably up.
mdjenkin93
decoskye
Old adage; don't blame on evil, what can easily be explained by stupidity.
5po0ky
Savage
FlowersByIrene
I'm very sorry but can someone explain the joke for me? All I'm seeing is they escaped north but that isn't funny so I'm wrong.
Hyero
Instead of someone outside climbing over the fence to get in, someone inside was climbing over to get out.
FlowersByIrene
You are a saint, thank you.
Thatos
Will conservatives voters learn a lesson about putting an untested businessman in charge?
RenegadeTQ
Did liberals learn from putting an untested lawyer in charge?
TylersSenseOfEnnui
Yes actually. That he was a monumental success on both sides of the Isle. Also he was a lawyer with a CAREER in politics. He was a senator.
fluhatinrapper
Why do u and theblackwindow have the same damn post?
alkatrazzster
Conservatism is an ideology of never apologizing or admitting fault, since those are seen as weakness.
qeyo
will the people of the USA learn a lesson about putting up a proper democratic system? find out in the next episode of ... 1/x
pokenar
Frankly, no. Current political climate is extremism vs extremism, one side will be happy as long as the other isn't.
qeyo
boooorn in the USA ...
notwhatyourthinking
People Are NOT happy about the 2-scoops thing it seems
BlumpkinPie69
That is insanely childish if true, though. May as well give him a present when he's at someone else's birthday party.
RenegadeTQ
It's insane that that's considered news
pilates4hotties
I wonder if he just sits around thinking of stupid shit to bait the media with.
RavennaMagnus
What did I miss now?
Supersoaker23
Play on words, "jumping fences"
Fuzzlebutt
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/15/trump-russia-classified-information-238417 Trump isn't trapped in the white house by his staff, 1/
Fuzzlebutt
2/ their trapped in there with him.
NormlCouple
nipplepanties
Sad.
bradthegeek
Sad.
HungLikeHorseFly
if if if if okie doke
ukeduchess
BIGLY...
kalseth
She do. Oh how she do...:(
naturesfool
*cries in American*
Gayforbae
America the night of the election.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Night OF the election? How about, nearly everyday since? "He did what? Of course, he fucking-did" - me, at least once or twice a week
amglasgow
s/week/day/
Gayforbae
It's unfortunately become soexpected that it barely fazes most. Nowadays it's more like this.
Treblaine
tehzpoon
A preferable buffoon.
Treblaine
He was benevolent if not at least benign.
rudejohn
I love the irony of that image using an incomplete sentence.
TheCommissar
I also liked the joke.
vegivamp
Can you explain for a non native speaker?
rudejohn
There's no active voice verb in that sentence. It should say "Girl, do you miss complete sentences?" As written, it's grammatically wrong.
vegivamp
Thank you! Now that you pinted it out, I realise that; I completely missed it before. Shame on me. My old english teacher would glare at me.
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
oshit
WrongUn
ChrisLucas1
"spicer is trying to leg it again, release the hounds"
alpinej0e
Last time he made it to the bushes. Can't let him make the fence.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Are the hounds faster than his motorized podium? I'd like to see that.
negativemeatpopsicle
trancevotary
Upvote for The Golden Child
HD2composer
Upvote a Lannister applauding
meadmaker
My dear sweet brother Nuompsie.
fucckubus
Upvote the fifth element reference.
stuffurginasays
""""BBK
crisb
Climb up, duh
antarikshYatri
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tooomanysteves
Literally LOL'd
mysticTaco
ChittyChittyGangBang
It took a while but when he got inside, oh man.
guilhermedidi
i watched this gif way longer than i should've.
Hybris51129
Joe I don't have time for your shenanigans!
Pencillin
that's a lot of fukken doors
cleverbeans
He doesn't even get to all of them either.
malfunctionm1ke
MisterDildy
Im Rick James bitch!
porcelainandlace
Man, how many doors does that house have ?
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Gotta be at least 2.
CasuallyDressed
Like, maybe 5? But its a round house. He's just checking the same doors over and over.
plainoldfool
Many
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
He's going in a circle. A loop, if you will.
kuschku
It has real fake doors. All of them.
NickThaDick
Mmm won't open. Mmm won't open.
UneaseBison
The commercial never ended
XenoCore
You're always part of the commercial.
type1dave
Yes.
NinjasInPajamasAteMyToast
Yes.
CanOnlySayYes
RadissonFireDerpartment
Indeed
stillcantthinkofone
I'm such an idiot I'm sitting here like "over the top duh". I'm not a clever man.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Should've built a wall.
Gayforbae
Around Trump
Catbab
And put mirrors on the inside
Gayforbae
He's not a gorgon. I think.
TheBlackWindHowls
Have we ever had a more incompetent president? Will conservatives voters learn a lesson about putting an untested businessman in charge?
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toddthewee
No, he's the best incompetent! The very most incompetent! No half-measures here, no siree! Ask anyone! Huuuuge incompetence! Check my tweet!
DeadGunner
I mean Hoover was pretty incompetent...
buckeyes995
Hoover just didn't handle the Great Depression well at all, at most other things he was fine
Youknowitsblue
Hoover was in office at the wrong time, not 100% his fault
shiftingillusion
Tune in next time for the exciting conclusion of "America: What the Actual Fuck is Happening?"!
TheTrueQuarian
Welcome back to "American Politicians Do They Know Things? What do they Know? Lets Find Out!"
KeikiSupreme
Is the "conclusion" gonna involve nukes? :(
natabus
Conservative Lessons short term: Those damn Media were against us! Lesson Long Term: Trump was actually a Liberal, you know.
Secsletariat
Taft was fat and got stuck in a bath. Not really incompetent and maybe not even a true story, but... it's funny, I guess?
Nefel
Taft was pretty decent, very easy to make fun of though.
Nefel
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/IF_Teddy_Roosevelt_Woodrow_Wilston_WH_Taft_1912_political-cartoon.jpg
NotFarEnough
Yeah William Henry Harrison but that's because he died one month into his term
pronoun
It wasn't just conservative voters.
TheBlackWindHowls
Well, it certainly wasn't progressive. If it was moderates, they weren't thinking too hard about who they were voting for.
rudejohn
Trump pulled a lot of blue collar, labor union vote because of promises to bring back jobs. They typically vote Democrat.
bizon1829
So here's hoping they don't get suckered in that easily again.
RealFuckinNito
Actually as someone who was here and remembers pre-slug imgur, and was here and remembers pre-election internet, no one was "suckered" 1/
rudejohn
Yes, I think Trump pulled a con job on most of his supporters. I still don't think I'd prefer Hillary. Bernie or Rubio would have been nice.
pronoun
I'm not a Trump supporter, but I'm certain Hilary wouldn't have been much better.
CrazyCatLad
I doubt the environment, healthcare, separation of church and state, allied diplomacy and dignity would be in jeopardy if she was POTUS.>>
pronoun
All true, but Hilary would carry a different set of problems. Trans Pacific Partnership, catering to identity politics, and security.
CrazyCatLad
>>I'm not fond of her but sure as fuck didn't want Trump.
TheBlackWindHowls
I'd rather have a "business as usual" politician like her than Trump. Almost every decision he's made has been a disaster.
pronoun
Less risky for sure. But at least now immigration and trade are issues that are taken more seriously for whatever that's worth.
graboids
I hate 45 so much I foam at the mouth when I talk about him. But. This shitpile is making more people sit up and pay attention to the ↓
Gayforbae
OrionRed
Well, if this guy decides to quit, we'll have a theocracy on our hands.
poochyena
There is a very good chance that Pence would have to step down too.
NotFarEnough
I'd take predictable evil over chaotic incompetence any day of the week
TheBlackWindHowls
I've been curious. If it's legally determined that his entire campaign was corrupt/he colluded, do we still end up with Pence as president?
CrazyCatLad
I say we hold re-elections.
Gayforbae
That is what happens in other countries with corrupted elections... But I'm sure we're dufferent....
NotFarEnough
Ha, I'm sure that would go over well
CrazyCatLad
Definitely without any issues whatsoever. None that I can foresee /s
nextcarter
Good point. You would hope not. It would then go to Paul Ryan, which would also kinda suck
bizon1829
The only one in the succession that I would feel somewhat okay with is Mattis, but seeing as he is 6th in line, it's not gonna happen.
OrionRed
Yes, unless he was also impeached. I don't know if an election could be overturned.
TheBlackWindHowls
Doesn't seem right to let an election stand if it's determined foreign powers had undue influence over the campaign.
OrionRed
I agree in principle. The impeachment wouldn't be about that though. As of now, he's done nothing impeachable.
TheBlackWindHowls
Would we still end up with Trump's appointments and all the rest of the impact he's had? Is that still law if he's legally judged a traitor?
TheBlackWindHowls
For anyone thinking calling him "traitor" is too far, keep in mind he revealed top-secret intel from our *ally* Israel to 1/2
TheBlackWindHowls
our (current) *adversary* Russia, potentially putting Israeli assets in danger. The only reason he isn't guilty of *high treason* is 2/3
TheBlackWindHowls
"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." —Nixon
TheBlackWindHowls
purely because the President can freely declassify *any* intelligence, no matter how secret. He got fucking lucky he can break the law. 3/3
dehominisdignitate
He's the president, and it's an assigned power. Claiming it is treason is false by a matter of fact. Your stance makes no sense.
TheBlackWindHowls
It makes perfect sense. If it were literally anyone else, it'd be treason. He probably didn't even realize that it'd be treason otherwise.
Dokramuh
Well, the fact is he has shared the intelligence, but he hasn't declassified it.
DrKriegersClone
There's still a process to declassify, which doesn't seem to have been followed.
BillyBob177
there should be a terror attack soon if they follow the script,we'll see
ImNotAnOrange
if i was gonna be cynical, i would say its gonna be a fake computer on an airline from one of the proposed travel ban countries
goflyblind
a script? that's crazy, trump can't read.
liliantbn
If you send it in Tweets, then he will. Just make sure to use 1st grade vocabulary. "I don't like big words"- Trump.
Fumoufu
And that problem right there is our only hope!
Hetuni
He at least pays attention to the white house briefings! The downside? HE PAYS ATTENTION TO THE WHITE HOUSE BRIEFINGS!
wadatahmydamie
Christ. Don't give him ideas. He hates Americans even more than he hates his wife.
TheRiffTheRaff
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
No point in terrorists attacking the US right now, Trump is fucking the place up perfectly well on his own
NotNotDeadpool
Yeah that's how we get our shit together. Nobody wants that.
BillyBob177
was thinking,False Flag
WannaMakeTenBucks
No need for a falsw flag. Just f up diplomacy enough and one will happen all on its own
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
Lol yep - false flag operation in the form of an absolute cock jockey being put in charge to divide the people and generally fuck things up
Mudguard
Natural disaster is more likely and that'll be horrible for the victims because the ppl in charge of fed. departments are incompetent AF.
NotFarEnough
okay maybe, but I don't really know what that has to do with random crazies trying to hop the White House fence
SunSpiderGaming
Hate to tell the anti-trump circle-jerkers this, but there has already been many terror attacks.
TylersSenseOfEnnui
He needs a big attack and country to blame. A man or a group may be taken care of. He needs an act of war, see Operation Northwoods
JunglePygmy
Eat a dick.
Kamasu0Tra
I think they mean from an outside actor, like 9/11, not more home bred assholes.
SunSpiderGaming
With that train of thought are we ignoring everything going on in the UK? Also: November 28, 2016, Muslim refugee attack in the US.
Gayforbae
Was that the bowling Green massacre?
SunSpiderGaming
2016 Ohio State University attack actually. Google it. Muslim refugee took a car and rammed students and tried to stab others.
Kamasu0Tra
We aren't talking about the UK; we are talking about the US. And it has already been proven that the Patriot act, and things like it, do
SunSpiderGaming
The conversation was about terror attacks not happening, which is false. I'm sticking to the main argument, not your political opinion.
Kamasu0Tra
almost nothing to stop international terrorists. It's a power ploy, one of the oldest in the book.
xenburnn
He doesn't think he even needs it. FBI starts poking around? -APPRENTICE MODE- "You're Fired!"...i've never seen the show actually
SunSpiderGaming
A) Trump wasn't under investigation, B) Both the left and the right wanted Comey fired.
SunSpiderGaming
C) Trump fired Comey based on multiple high level recommendations, not his own "HAHA You're FIRED" like you're claiming.
Elkarlo77
There was a reccommendation to review comey. But he asked only his inner circle how he should proceed. And they are investigated...
SunSpiderGaming
Yup, it's all a big conspiracy. Nothing to do with his horrible management of the last year, or both Dems and Reps asking him to be fired.
airandfingers
Source for A?
SunSpiderGaming
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/fbi-james-comey-fired-letter/ Look at the second paragraph
airandfingers
So you're taking Trump's word for it. Many people don't, since he could be impeached for obstruction if that's not true.
derel1cte
To those of you down voting: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire
damspam
Yeah the parallels have been uncanny, except Hitler was actually politically competent. Trump can't stop hurting himself.
fluhatinrapper
Fuck dat....
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
One of the most effective false flag operations I know of. Props.
Treblaine
We don't know and it shouldn't actually matter. Even if it was started by a communist radical, that never justified the tyrannical response.
Treblaine
There's actually a good chance it was an accident. Just like Hindenberg fire was also an accidental fire.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Yea but people are responding because the original thread starter insinuated it was on purpose.
Treblaine
The thing about the tyrannical reaction to the Reichstag fire is it's just as wrong no matter how the fire started.
DrSparken
Even if it was, we also know from previous actions that a false flag is exactly the kind of thing the Nazis would be willing to do, and 1/
DrSparken
the tyrannical response was not justified, so it does not make a functional difference; they may as well have done it themselves. 2/2
Treblaine
We should focus on what there is evidence for, what we know are false flags not take lack of evidence as invitation for any conclusion.
Treblaine
Also it's a terrible lesson as their "previous actions" INCLUDE attempting to exploit mere accidents, like Hindenberg Disaster.
Treblaine
I am VERY CAREFUL about speculating about Nazis, since as if we fuck this up it's invitation of Neo-Nazi Advocates to speculate baselessly.
Treblaine
And Nazis ruthlessly exploited real attacks, like the many VERY REAL attempts to assassinate Hitler. Always exploited to seize more power.
Gromitzy
I bet there's gonna be a liberal mexican held responsible
serpentinebaboo
Nope, someone from one of the travel ban countries. Gotta have that "I told you so" card.
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whooterstooters
And it's gonna happen in whichever bathroom he/she chooses to use!
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
A socialist Hispanic Muslim reporter.
aPokal
Trevor Noah?
whooterstooters
Ah, that damn Hispanic!!!
Gayforbae
Is he Muslim?
biolologist
More likely the carrier group parked off the Korean coast will be "attacked"
MlSSlNGN0
I think trump is going to Saudi Arabia to give speech soon. Sooooo....
MidiArbite
If a Saudi makes a move or he wants to frame them for one, more power to him, Nuke Riyadh, let the rest fight over Mecca.
RandomFellowImgurian
Dude.... No. Just no.
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MidiArbite
Letting Wahhabi philosophy spread its cancer over Islam is an even more effective way.
liliantbn
Pardon my ignorance: what is wrong with Wahhabi philosophy? Sincere question, I don't know what they preach.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Try not to let your hands type before your brain thinks, m'kay?
MidiArbite
We should have nuked Riyadh by the end of September 2001, almost all the hijackers were Saudi, some with help from their embassies.