All aboard for safety and adventure on the rigid airship Excelsior, where the pampered luxury of a cruise ship meets the smoothness of modern air travel. If this makes it to the front page I probably wont see it. Feel free to show me your boobies. Also, send me gift cards to places I'll probably never shop. Or pizza. Pizza and burgers. Send the National Guard. Fuck it, just send me anything, I'm easy. Ron Paul for President. If you @ whatever link me to Archer shit, I will appear magically and upvote all that is Archer. I mean, it's not like I don't already, but sometimes I miss a thing or two. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!