May 22, 2021 11:27 AM
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DanJonesKing
"You guys are never gonna believe what the fuck happened to me this morning"
Lowland
But but I am not done eating
johnnyhandbags
Deikin
We're gonna need a bigger buffet
tsunamisue
He does NOT want to leave!!
AMR300
That's one confused sharkdoggo.
Chl44
This shark looks heavy AF
besn
The shark, probably:
Melonfish
Some sort of Cat-Shark
SmokyDoggg
ARRR! 'Tis no shark.'Tis a remorseless eating machine!
FMan5
You here 4 hours! You go now!
FrogBotherer
"But the sign says all-you-can-eat"
3PiecesOfBread
Here’s the same video but from a different angle:
TheDoctorAzAJ
Fortitude valley represent!
AjaxGBR
Great throwback
SanDiego52
Who is that?
NPSM365
Poor shark.
BunterTheMage
Are they actually listening to sea shanties?? That’s pretty dope
thewalkinged
Sea shantys are dope but I would have thought they'd be listening to like Adele or something.
siegeDrunner
Does this sound like the actions of a man who has all he could eat?
belongsinamuseum
That could’ve been me!
Mentok
imgurianitarian
v
Eldibs
Is this the shark equivalent of those people who have a near-death experience and thought they saw Heaven?
justplainvanilla
Nikolai5
Shark: "We were taught never to leave the water, but you'll never believe what I found out there!"
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Nom nom nom
xETM
Totally worth it - Shark, probably
ButtholeButts
GENTLEMEN... This is Democracy Manifest! What are the charges? Eating a meal?! A SUCCULENT chinese meal?!
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ger off ya sods, i'm na done!" Scottish shark probably.
Putitinyomama
?fb
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
aLilBlindKid
I miss John.
programmar27
I said nay-nay
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
What a gentle soul. I loved every single standup he did.
catincup
Why does it look like a drunk dad
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
Maybe they had a couple of drinks before their shift
TheVermonster
He looks like Randy "what? I thought this was The Pacific"
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Why are you so sure ifs not?
libaf
'cause it can't breathe :P
notyourpartner
When dads are drunk they can't hide the dead eyes anymore.
LovesToSpooge517
Aww man. Sad memories of my dad come back.
ScruffyCat
TrashCanMcMan
This comment reflects me and I dont like it :(
likerice
Shark: "and then they took me to place where I was swimming in fish instead of water" // Shark therapist: "did you go hungry as a child?"
TeddyBearWitch
UncleFridgeKnuckles
I’m really happy that you made this in response to an Imgur comment. It’s wonderful to see creativity inspired by simple things like that +1
I've always wondered if being taken to the surface is to a fish like us being abducted by aliens or something.
ThisNameUnavailable
I think it would be more like flying to us, since some fish can naturally go above the surface, and some birds can go underwater.
ExileonDaytonStreet
I really want to see a shark in glasses with a pencil and notepad and an inquisitive look on its face, listening to another shark talk
Normally I would doodle this out but I'm a little busy, so here's half of your order:
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Fuck when the fisher man grabbed that weird looking dog by its gills
BreadMaster0
Yes but let keep in mind shark is prolly covered in fish slime and also didnt want to lose a hand.
[deleted]
I thought it was pretty fitting considering his name. Thanks for validating my obscure and corny reference.
Vollidiot
Hey, Earl!
scuba7jb
+1 for not hacking it's fins off like a fucking neanderthal.
RVAALLDAY
Holy shit I had a dream with shark fin soup the other day, I’ve never had it and it wasn’t at a place you’d expect like a taco stand wtf
TheToeGasher
Kinda insulting to neanderthals I am sure they weren't that wasteful
J4nein4ne
My thoughts exactly.
emotionalpurging
That's something a neanderthal would say.....
MrShieldy
Ah yes, such humanity for saving the shark. Let's ignore the hundrets of horribly soffocating fish right in front of them.
TheOtherBoleynGirl
The shark is possibly endangered. But I feel bad for the other fish too.
Fastjack2056
I'm mostly wishing they'd save that little octopus. I try not to eat anything smarter than I am.
pmmeyourgold
They don't look Chinese
rfrostmiles
Many other countries participate in finning because it’s so profitable. Especially down in Central America
Larirari
Or Japanese
MrNohbdy
-1 for gilling it and likely killing it anyway
DontusetheMword
Ya he was yanking on then gills pretty hard. It sucks cuz like, how do you grab a shark covered in fish slime?
MadeYouLookAgain
Sharks aren’t fish and are not slimy like fish.
He was in a bin with slimy fish
Ryebread91
Multiple sources say sharks are fish. https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/outreach-and-education/fun-facts-about-shocking-sharks
Multiple sources say your mom is a whale too.
streptovsky
You can see very clearly at 0:29 he's grabbing the jaw not the gills. All the gills are visible as it tries to breathe
You can see very clearly at 0:14 that he grabs the gill slits, followed by possible blood. That's all it takes to damage gills.
Hrm no you can't. He put his hand over the gills and tried to grip the exterior but he didn't curl his fingers *inside* the gills. 1/2
I also don't see any blood at all. I saw a shiny spot for a second I think that was light hitting fish slime. He quickly moved his hand. 2/2
ilovedogknots
?
Picking a fish up by the gills is harmful. Picking a heavy fish up by the gills is most likely fatal
ImANurse
But looks like jaw bone he grabbed not gills
He grabbed the gills first.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Dying from a lack of oxygen but still eating. My hero.
gekkepoes
If you knew you had 1 hour to live.would you go to an all you can eat restsurant? Not having to pay the bil after 1.5 hours.
CatofMelbourne
Fuck yeah. And I'll hire bunch of hot boys to strip n entertain me while I stuffed myself with expensive food
Scuttlebutte
Fucking legend
wHatThEQuAk
Thats literally my cat
iseepointycenterofareola
Just like every Friday at the sizzler
JoeyAnthony6
When she sits on you*
CyanideBreathMint
Next best thing if ya can't go down fuckin'!
erischilde
Reminds me of my cats!
zfournier16
He found heaven
drenix
The shark be like Pam from Archer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7v-07kSc4E
mp7nl
Have been doing that for ten years now
Rantaf
Surplus of oxygen lol
Nickelbackfat
Lack of oxygen?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
VinenLoutpof
U right, its dioxygene
armagetz
Yes? You do realize grills merely exchange gasses with the water. They can still suffocate in deoxygenated water.
My brain farted. I was thinking…..”there are many oxygens just hanging around….many.”
ThisOldCPU
"Commander! We've lowered the air pressure so far the man believes he can see O2. It is far past time we stopped this madness!"
TheSilverSeraph
Stomach churning…bowels clenching…not much time…must..finish…
HelpfulCorn
How could I be mad at you?
cleverplaydoh
DooksandPooks
In a tub filled with Reese’s PB cups...DIEabeetus
DanJonesKing
"You guys are never gonna believe what the fuck happened to me this morning"
Lowland
But but I am not done eating
johnnyhandbags
Deikin
We're gonna need a bigger buffet
tsunamisue
He does NOT want to leave!!
AMR300
That's one confused sharkdoggo.
Chl44
This shark looks heavy AF
besn
The shark, probably:
Melonfish
Some sort of Cat-Shark
SmokyDoggg
ARRR! 'Tis no shark.'Tis a remorseless eating machine!
FMan5
You here 4 hours! You go now!
FrogBotherer
"But the sign says all-you-can-eat"
3PiecesOfBread
Here’s the same video but from a different angle:
TheDoctorAzAJ
Fortitude valley represent!
AjaxGBR
Great throwback
SanDiego52
Who is that?
NPSM365
Poor shark.
BunterTheMage
Are they actually listening to sea shanties?? That’s pretty dope
thewalkinged
Sea shantys are dope but I would have thought they'd be listening to like Adele or something.
siegeDrunner
Does this sound like the actions of a man who has all he could eat?
belongsinamuseum
That could’ve been me!
Mentok
imgurianitarian
Eldibs
Is this the shark equivalent of those people who have a near-death experience and thought they saw Heaven?
justplainvanilla
Nikolai5
Shark: "We were taught never to leave the water, but you'll never believe what I found out there!"
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Nom nom nom
xETM
Totally worth it - Shark, probably
ButtholeButts
GENTLEMEN... This is Democracy Manifest! What are the charges? Eating a meal?! A SUCCULENT chinese meal?!
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ger off ya sods, i'm na done!" Scottish shark probably.
ButtholeButts
Putitinyomama
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
aLilBlindKid
I miss John.
programmar27
I said nay-nay
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
What a gentle soul. I loved every single standup he did.
catincup
Why does it look like a drunk dad
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
Maybe they had a couple of drinks before their shift
TheVermonster
He looks like Randy "what? I thought this was The Pacific"
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Why are you so sure ifs not?
libaf
'cause it can't breathe :P
notyourpartner
When dads are drunk they can't hide the dead eyes anymore.
LovesToSpooge517
Aww man. Sad memories of my dad come back.
ScruffyCat
TrashCanMcMan
This comment reflects me and I dont like it :(
likerice
Shark: "and then they took me to place where I was swimming in fish instead of water" // Shark therapist: "did you go hungry as a child?"
TeddyBearWitch
UncleFridgeKnuckles
I’m really happy that you made this in response to an Imgur comment. It’s wonderful to see creativity inspired by simple things like that +1
SmokyDoggg
I've always wondered if being taken to the surface is to a fish like us being abducted by aliens or something.
ThisNameUnavailable
I think it would be more like flying to us, since some fish can naturally go above the surface, and some birds can go underwater.
ExileonDaytonStreet
I really want to see a shark in glasses with a pencil and notepad and an inquisitive look on its face, listening to another shark talk
TeddyBearWitch
Normally I would doodle this out but I'm a little busy, so here's half of your order:
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Fuck when the fisher man grabbed that weird looking dog by its gills
BreadMaster0
Yes but let keep in mind shark is prolly covered in fish slime and also didnt want to lose a hand.
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Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I thought it was pretty fitting considering his name. Thanks for validating my obscure and corny reference.
Vollidiot
Hey, Earl!
scuba7jb
+1 for not hacking it's fins off like a fucking neanderthal.
RVAALLDAY
Holy shit I had a dream with shark fin soup the other day, I’ve never had it and it wasn’t at a place you’d expect like a taco stand wtf
TheToeGasher
Kinda insulting to neanderthals I am sure they weren't that wasteful
J4nein4ne
My thoughts exactly.
emotionalpurging
That's something a neanderthal would say.....
MrShieldy
Ah yes, such humanity for saving the shark. Let's ignore the hundrets of horribly soffocating fish right in front of them.
TheOtherBoleynGirl
The shark is possibly endangered. But I feel bad for the other fish too.
Fastjack2056
I'm mostly wishing they'd save that little octopus. I try not to eat anything smarter than I am.
pmmeyourgold
They don't look Chinese
rfrostmiles
Many other countries participate in finning because it’s so profitable. Especially down in Central America
Larirari
Or Japanese
MrNohbdy
-1 for gilling it and likely killing it anyway
DontusetheMword
Ya he was yanking on then gills pretty hard. It sucks cuz like, how do you grab a shark covered in fish slime?
MadeYouLookAgain
Sharks aren’t fish and are not slimy like fish.
DontusetheMword
He was in a bin with slimy fish
Ryebread91
Multiple sources say sharks are fish. https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/outreach-and-education/fun-facts-about-shocking-sharks
MadeYouLookAgain
Multiple sources say your mom is a whale too.
streptovsky
You can see very clearly at 0:29 he's grabbing the jaw not the gills. All the gills are visible as it tries to breathe
MrNohbdy
You can see very clearly at 0:14 that he grabs the gill slits, followed by possible blood. That's all it takes to damage gills.
streptovsky
Hrm no you can't. He put his hand over the gills and tried to grip the exterior but he didn't curl his fingers *inside* the gills. 1/2
streptovsky
I also don't see any blood at all. I saw a shiny spot for a second I think that was light hitting fish slime. He quickly moved his hand. 2/2
ilovedogknots
?
MrNohbdy
Picking a fish up by the gills is harmful. Picking a heavy fish up by the gills is most likely fatal
ImANurse
But looks like jaw bone he grabbed not gills
MrNohbdy
He grabbed the gills first.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Dying from a lack of oxygen but still eating. My hero.
gekkepoes
If you knew you had 1 hour to live.would you go to an all you can eat restsurant? Not having to pay the bil after 1.5 hours.
CatofMelbourne
Fuck yeah. And I'll hire bunch of hot boys to strip n entertain me while I stuffed myself with expensive food
Scuttlebutte
Fucking legend
wHatThEQuAk
Thats literally my cat
iseepointycenterofareola
Just like every Friday at the sizzler
JoeyAnthony6
When she sits on you*
CyanideBreathMint
Next best thing if ya can't go down fuckin'!
erischilde
Reminds me of my cats!
zfournier16
He found heaven
drenix
The shark be like Pam from Archer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7v-07kSc4E
mp7nl
Have been doing that for ten years now
Rantaf
Surplus of oxygen lol
Nickelbackfat
Lack of oxygen?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
VinenLoutpof
U right, its dioxygene
armagetz
Yes? You do realize grills merely exchange gasses with the water. They can still suffocate in deoxygenated water.
Nickelbackfat
My brain farted. I was thinking…..”there are many oxygens just hanging around….many.”
ThisOldCPU
"Commander! We've lowered the air pressure so far the man believes he can see O2. It is far past time we stopped this madness!"
TheSilverSeraph
Stomach churning…bowels clenching…not much time…must..finish…
HelpfulCorn
How could I be mad at you?
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cleverplaydoh
DooksandPooks
In a tub filled with Reese’s PB cups...DIEabeetus