Alex Pearlman (@pearlmania500): April 13th, 2026 - "Not to sound like a Hipster or nothing, but I was calling the President the Antichrist long before it was cool."
Another fool perpetrating the idea of an "anti-Christ." To believe Trump is the antichrist, one must first demonstrate evidence there WAS, in fact, a Christ--and no evidence exists for that argument. Jesus, who Christians call the Christ, did not even fulfill the Jews prophecies to be the Christ, outside of the fact there is no historical or archaeological evidence for the man. Outside of the gospels--two of which were written by men who never men Jesus--there is zero documented evidence for him
Stop fucking posting turd remoras outrage farming by pointing up at the dribbles off the most diseased piece of shit to ever live. Stop trying to build u brand off Goodwill parking lot tier insight. Fuck them.
Weirdly enough, the version the original guy posted, the demon thing wasn't there, it was a normal guy. Somewhere between then, it was changed to be whatever the hell that is.
Ya, I've called it for a long time now as all his followers wear the mark on their foreheads. If there ever was going to be one he fits. Morons still voted him in though.
If you had eyes and or ears since the 80’s ( maybe even 70’s) you would know what a pos he is. Not like he wasn’t putting his ugly face and bullshit out there then.
The Pope literally is a liberal. You get that right? Feed the poor. Heal the sick. Sell everything you own and give it to the poor. Take the immigrant into your home. The Pope is a liberal. The. Pope. Is. A. Liberal.
Well... perhaps he won't complain too much if someone decides to crucify him. Then, close him up in a cave. Perhaps ignore the rest of the story... stay in the cave. 🐣
Nono, full story, 40 Days later he went to heaven. We may ask Leon Muskrat if he straps the President on a Falcon 9 so he can go into the Sky? May the 14th would be the day btw.
I don't have a problem with this. I have a feeling a LOT of taxpayers have no problem with this, if it means he's gone, and I mean COMPLETELY gone, for good.
The only issue I see with it is that there's no public toilet where he's buried, but I'm sure we could still put up some kind of public memorial or shrine that people can piss or shit on.
Yeah but again, shot him to the Stars, btw new Price is 75M USD. But still, sell his 757 and you have the money. And make a Share ride out of it, he can take some of his Buddies with him.
I know the other reference in revelations like the antichrist will have 7 towers ... like trump has. But whats the headwound thing? Speaking as an athiest who has read the bible cover to cover twice.
What's kind of spooky for me (atheist brough up Xian) is when I was a kid I was kind of scared of the AntiChrist and asked my mom how we'd know the difference. She said that the AntiChrist would have people worship him and not god. That's not in the bible just something my my came up with to easy my fears but shit if that's not spot on.
Osiricus
"I am the best messiah" - Pope John Ronald McDonald Diaper Boy Gump Christ
MacTually
Everyone is confused by what that is in the background.
It's obviously Hawkman from DC Comics.
Profozpin
Cool Terek Nor
Asadsadsadclown
They literally threatened to kill the pope the other day.
GoOkGoo
The problem with this is you have to believe the bible is a work of nonfiction.
Kiirdel
Mildly disagree, it was always cool.
mygodhasabiggerdick
Oderus from GWAR.
RadicalLiberal
Another fool perpetrating the idea of an "anti-Christ." To believe Trump is the antichrist, one must first demonstrate evidence there WAS, in fact, a Christ--and no evidence exists for that argument. Jesus, who Christians call the Christ, did not even fulfill the Jews prophecies to be the Christ, outside of the fact there is no historical or archaeological evidence for the man. Outside of the gospels--two of which were written by men who never men Jesus--there is zero documented evidence for him
southflhitnrun
The end https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaThsN20xN3p6M2kxMHMxbGdvZnRvc2xmc2lyNTg0bDA1Zzd0YmlodSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2QSvHa1pqlcmBOeI77/giphy.gif
idiotsonfire
He's not the antichrist. The antichrist doesn't exist. He's a Nazi. Nazis are much more dangerous, because they're actually real.
MisterRichard
Stop fucking posting turd remoras outrage farming by pointing up at the dribbles off the most diseased piece of shit to ever live. Stop trying to build u brand off Goodwill parking lot tier insight. Fuck them.
McPuffinStuff
https://imgur.com/WmQ15nE.mp4
Makerofroads
Weirdly enough, the version the original guy posted, the demon thing wasn't there, it was a normal guy. Somewhere between then, it was changed to be whatever the hell that is.
TheFastpaws
Ya, I've called it for a long time now as all his followers wear the mark on their foreheads. If there ever was going to be one he fits. Morons still voted him in though.
vericon151
If you had eyes and or ears since the 80’s ( maybe even 70’s) you would know what a pos he is. Not like he wasn’t putting his ugly face and bullshit out there then.
Dapperworth
They've shifted the Overton window so far over that the pope is considered liberal
OutOfTheHat
God my eyes!!!! Whomever designed the caption style deserves a special place in trump's hell.
HandoB4Javert
andrewgrr1
The hats.
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
It’s not so much that he’s the anti christ as much as the Christian death cult has been trying to manifest this scenario.
majortool
The Pope ... IS a liberal.
MCpeepantz
That's like saying spaghetti is Italian ramen.../s
majortool
The Pope literally is a liberal. You get that right? Feed the poor. Heal the sick. Sell everything you own and give it to the poor. Take the immigrant into your home. The Pope is a liberal. The. Pope. Is. A. Liberal.
tooL8
Well... perhaps he won't complain too much if someone decides to crucify him. Then, close him up in a cave.
Perhaps ignore the rest of the story... stay in the cave.
🐣
fartytowels
I like where you’re going with this. Can we leave in the part about the chocolate eggs though? That bit sounds nice.
Elkarlo1977
Nono, full story, 40 Days later he went to heaven. We may ask Leon Muskrat if he straps the President on a Falcon 9 so he can go into the Sky? May the 14th would be the day btw.
eetsumkaus
the problem is that will be on the taxpayer's dime
TI99Kitty
I don't have a problem with this. I have a feeling a LOT of taxpayers have no problem with this, if it means he's gone, and I mean COMPLETELY gone, for good.
TI99Kitty
The only issue I see with it is that there's no public toilet where he's buried, but I'm sure we could still put up some kind of public memorial or shrine that people can piss or shit on.
Elkarlo1977
And? 67 Million. I mean Trump moves more money a day to his family.
eetsumkaus
that should have already been solved when you crucify him
Elkarlo1977
Yeah but again, shot him to the Stars, btw new Price is 75M USD. But still, sell his 757 and you have the money. And make a Share ride out of it, he can take some of his Buddies with him.
azazyel
I've been saying that since he got 'shot', the whole grievous head wound sign from the bible
tavinjer
My big problem is, at least Revelation makes the antichrist sound cool. What we got is just embarrassing. The most humiliating villain possible.
JohnSmithterms
I know the other reference in revelations like the antichrist will have 7 towers ... like trump has. But whats the headwound thing? Speaking as an athiest who has read the bible cover to cover twice.
azazyel
Revelation 13:3, one of the "heads" of the beast (the Antichrist) receives a fatal, or "deadly," wound that is miraculously healed
Blunderwriter
Unfortunately it was neither. 😢
JohnSmithterms
Thats wild. He fits so many of the descriptions.
azazyel
What's kind of spooky for me (atheist brough up Xian) is when I was a kid I was kind of scared of the AntiChrist and asked my mom how we'd know the difference. She said that the AntiChrist would have people worship him and not god. That's not in the bible just something my my came up with to easy my fears but shit if that's not spot on.
Blunderwriter
She was not wrong lol.