ShearWind
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That was frightening. I was genuinely worried
....it was unexpected and amazing.
Mar 10, 2017 3:09 PM
ShearWind
237903
5831
189
That was frightening. I was genuinely worried
....it was unexpected and amazing.
Justthetipofthedangerzone
I'm sorry you lost your ass
Bizradley
Congratz. Must be nice!
HailToUltron
Stripper, and the 'raise' is her bosses boner
iDigDinos
holy shit, congrats op! that's freaking awesome!
PhathasteR
My boss just makes me clean up after the other employees when I clock in
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
FrancoUnAmerican
Congrat but try on not setting a standard that you won't be able to stay at.
LETHARGICpancake
At our work, a grown ass man built a cardboard fort & the other guy in the control room got called into the office and scolded. Must be nice
akshually
My guess is the boss tried to enter the fort and the other guy went "it's the no homers club"
jonhnefill
Little late on deadlines? I'm going for project manager or developer.
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
Good shit OP!
HawasKaPujari
Does this really happen though? Increments are done on periodic basis after employee reviews or trying to retain a quitting employee.
Bizarkly
Congratulations -- on using two memes correctly!
Shoot4strs
I don't give a shit
loungeking1
http://imgur.com/EVOnEOa
CaptRealBad
good on you, I did the same, got a insult for a rise and more work. think its time to make some changes
rhubarbarian
I've found in my professional career that it's better to be late and good, then rushed and on-time.
TheLoneliestGiraffe
now it's time to play some video games, smoke some weed and relax https://cdn4.littlethings.com/app/uploads/2014/09/sloth-yawn.gif
StrugglingVirtues
Well deserved OP, hopefully you're gonna celebrate!
PrettyRick
I did this for two years, got real good results and praised by colleagues, got called in to boss. Boss took credit for my efforts.
razor10000
I always upvote ass. Congrats on the raise.
dietderpsy
A nice ass always gets a raise.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Having to branch out since they've gotten stricter in Usersub, eh?
BobbalishBobbus
But OP doesn't have an ass anymore. They worked it clean off!
traceurkyle
What a twist!
N8tvTexan
Missed you, man! Welcome home.
100BEARS
Do you eat ass?
razor10000
I have on occasion.
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
I was looking for you the other day.
CanadianGiraffe
I always upvote razor10000
Kensidian
It took me a while to realize why you were here...thanks for making me feel like an idiot
TheGirlWithTheFoxTattoo
Atharaenea
I did this once. I didn't get praised or a raise, but I didn't get fired either, and he's forgiven me, so I'm pretty happy about that
ThatsAVirus
coming from someone who works there ass off and goes above and beyond. GOOD JOB. wish my company would give me a raise
spcmgmt
I've done that once... but instead, I was reprimanded for "working too hard and making the rest of the group look bad". Ended up quitting.
SexualConsent
Why should you be punished because your group isn't working as hard? Shouldn't the company use you as like a role model or something?
spcmgmt
Believe it or not, it was for the government. They don't want their output curve to be ruined by the "too good" or the "too bad" workers.
SequoiaHughes
Holy shit
spcmgmt
Yup. That was my response to the written reprimand.
Deadpooool
If we do something extraordinary, our boss awards us by taking credit.
Falos
Hey at least s/he noticed :(
lordcaric
TheGlow
Objection!
JohnFloorwalker
^ The best boss ever.
ifoundthegenius
I forget where this is from
JohnFloorwalker
The Newsroom!
NamesAreStupid
Fuck this is glorious
AndyBiz10
congrats for the acknowledgement @op, came in to work super sick, and my boss bitched because one client got mad at me for making her wait.
ShearWind
Oh yes. We get that attitude too. "Oh, are you dying? BUT THE CUSTOMER IS WAITING"
MexiSun
My current job mood.
stinkytarantula
I had one of those days today, too.
UnableQueso
"Worked at office, TYPING at a computer!"
Mikehippop
Well done, and congrats for having a boss that notices such things!
MacThunderfart
Worked after everyone left, worked on weekends and saved the company 25k bugs. Boss didnt even thanked me or gave me the worked time off.
MacThunderfart
*bucks
ShearWind
I was quite surprised since I always thought he doesn't really care as long as customers are pleased.
IllGottenGummis
You're lucky to have the boss you do.
bamblebimble
Same with mine until one day he saw me and said," good job, the engineers gave a fair bit of praise to your work." Felt really good.
WhatYouNeededToHear
Some personality types never come across as caring even though they do so very much. Congratulations op
ShearWind
As a person,my boss is the guy you could go to,tell him all your troubles, he'd listen and give you kickass advice and a pat on the back 1/2
ShearWind
2/2 but as a manager, he's stone cold heart - scary, intimidating.
CrossBetween
Well done @OP! I had similar experience recently: Just goes to show that pushing yourself a bit out of the comfort zone yields good results.
ShearWind
I was already waaaaaaaay out of my comfort zone when I volunteered to work as a DTP operator, much more responsibility than a simple 1/2
ShearWind
2/2 graphic designer job at a copy centre. I had to learn to trust myself that I CAN do this. It definitely paid off.