akshually

79101 pts ยท January 25, 2014


I'm an Australian living in California. Ask me anything! A good chunk of my typing errors are related to the small keyboard of my phone, either in prematurely hitting "Enter" or autocorrect. I also like to play devils advocate and class clown, although it may be hard to tell at times. I met my wife online in 1998. I was in Melbourne, Australia, and she was in California USA (duh). We met in person in 2000 and have been nearly inseparable ever since. Except for those times we're just sick of each other's shit, which is normal I suppose.

Gary Cole has a point.

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Proposed uniform?

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No such thing as bad publicity, apparently.

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saw an odd little motorbike car thing

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Once seen

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MFW I tell a decent joke, and the faces of the people I tell it to

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Vegemite - the new frontier.

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Steve Harvey, you magnificent bastard. Where would we be without your indefatigable journalism?

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Coles Australia really excels at discounting sourdough bread

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Camp Imgur

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It's my cake day. How do I celebrate?

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