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LEL poop XDDD
lmonkeymann
I live near that corn graveyard!
FreeRickSanchezC137
Fun fact: For the lost at sea one - the pointy leg thingy is called a compass - a protractor is the half circle thingy.
Kollayne
Find a fulfilling dump while taking a fulfilling dump? Well done +1 for you
ondrishko
Read the first one, didn't need to read the next. +1 this is gold
butdontcallmeshirley
Crippling existential dread huh? Wow these tags are getting a LITTLE outta hand
oncomeme
Sean spicer is the chicken
Ivanaski
These are fucking gold
joeyramonaquimby
I personally pronounce it worcesterSHIRE like where hobbits live
theoneburger
Is that Matt Stone? The shitting your pants guy.
itsPixie
No but as a parent, you actually do the last one. I think my husbands favorite lullaby is "Shut the fuck up and close your stupid eyes"
votress
seconded. 'whhaaat is your actual probleem evil chiiild'
itsPixie
"Ohhh sweet baby, I won't throw you off a cliff today, but if you don't shut up, I just miiiiight"
DontReadMyBio
That last one...
eanfledtheelf
Sounds like Jean Ralphio!
Autumlove
Assapoopshitts Massachusetts
l8rz
Iwannaputitinya Virginia.
SilentHankHill
Isn't that a red hot chili peppers lyric?
JackSkellington59
An attempt was made.
3Hills
Judges 12:6
FicusMagnus
#2 it's super effective, I poisoned most of Africa with ebola using this technique this technique
33WhiskeyTX
Assapoopshits Massachusetts made me laugh out loud. I never do that. Thought I was sophisticated and shit.,,,
33WhiskeyTX
Every time I think about it a get a big ol grin on my face. What am I 12?
MortStroodle
nobody knows what to do with chad
HowToTrainYourMadel
+1 for the title. It was surprisingly descriptive
DynamicWeight
Okay but he did totally steal my heart.
MasterCraig1018
Title got my upvote
Ruffstarr
Good dump Negar +1
JDeslab
#14 always think of aaron kyro
darraghm64
I was thinking the same thing
grimshow
She's your what, Scott, WHAT?
bobstallone
*Hacker Voice* I'm in.
bobstallone
http://www.drtoast.com/uploads/2006/10/bsdtoaster.jpg
Tekbill
That one guy that phhhht pooped himself reminds me of the Gi Joe psa's
bearCosmosCreator
I thought water boarding was just another word for surfing until I was at least 16
javer80
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don't know what those things are"
guitarlea
Worcestershire guy here, it's pronounced 'Wuss-tur-sherr'.
ZOMGNO
My Welsh grandmother taught me to pronounce it "War-ster"
tykkiduw
Hello fellow Worcestershire person!
guitarlea
Hello! What area are you from?
tykkiduw
Malvern :-)
stannel
.. see you in Heaven !
LongoloidFartExplosion
That tweet doesn't work unless he hands her a card with it written on.
sixsexsix
You... You are so right.
LongoloidFartExplosion
Thanks.
CanuckleheadChick
Canadian here...I've proudly been pronouncing it correctly since 1975.
Askingforafriend37
But is there truly a black night who, with his hounds of heck, rose off to face the dragons fire?
irespondwithsimpsonsquotes
Uh....maybe?
guitarlea
LetsTalkGameDesign
"Ex, man". She's my ex, man. That's where that was going.
TerryCrews
THANK YOU
realGeorgelucas
I thought "Phoen-ex"
RastaPal
Hey, nice dump +1
finstad4
Paramedia
I've made the grave mistake of initiating this dump without checking for TP beforehand.
robertloblawlessthethird
That's what my missus says to me when I forget to flush
PistolsOBrien
Assapoopshits?
finstad4
Lyrian
I'm always wondering what happened to that asskicking guy. Does anyone take him up on it? Is there a bloodied picture of him on the ground?
InsultCatapult
He looks just like this guy Eric I used to know. I think it's him every time I see these.
IamTheRetardWrangler
.....not sense the accedent.
lurkingbadly
Very creative spelling. +1 for going against the grain, you rebel
DrMoneybeard
Drew toothpaste is hilarious. He wrote my favourite holiday song, "fuck you if you don't like christmas".
kittenshit
Yesss
LeaderBeans
The people who took him up on it obviously got an ass-kicking. I doubt they'd be openly bragging about that.
notoneyouknow
I honestly would, that man is a legend.