Woman sexually assaults boy during concert...
Unpopular opinion
Stolen Goodfellas Laugh gif
If our couch cushion could talk...
My Mom saved a bunch of cool stuff...
So I'm never going near the ocean ever again...
Kyrie Irving formed his flat earth theory by “watching a whole bunch of Instagram videos.”
My boy is growing up so fast...
Just filed my taxes...
Derp
Something, something, something, u ded now...
Yesterday was my cake day. I present to you... Sir William Wallace, the dog.
I'm all for net-neutrality, I just think ppl are funny...
Britney Spears' ABC NYE '18 performance...
Great stand up special
Didn't vote for Hillary or Trump, but thought this was interesting...
3 1/2 month old English Mastiff for your viewing pleasure...
That moment you realize a murder took place during the filming of one of your favorite childhood movies...
My Science Project (1985)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Happy Pup Day (5mo old Mastiff)
(Insert story behind needing 2 locks on this bathroom stall)
This was both cool, and really fuggin weird at the same time...
Just chillaxin on a Saturday, nbd...
MRW I get to my job and see my co-workers...
My 70lbs, 4 month-old Mastiff fell asleep between the couch cushions...
Upvote this traitor and expose the dissension amongst their ranks!
Someone said "Happy Holidays" to me at work, I went Thug Life on 'em Santa-style...
THIS is Sushi. Kampachi, Hamachi, Maguro, and Sake. Deeeeelicious!!!
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches...
Christmas selfie : )
Drink responsibly tonight Ladies and Germs...
Everyone needs more MacGruber in their lives...