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MaximilianB
And to always flip ahead and read page 394.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
For me HP is about how you always ended up with the red head in the end.
filthytank
Redpilled by a fucking fantasy novel
Maiturbanisdurtee
Don't forget it taught us to be resistant to authoritarianism which is why kids/teens who read Harry Potter are less likely to vote Trump.
AWizardOfLoneliness
And sometimes the person you always thought was your worst enemy, turns out to have been protecting you the whole time.
foresthillsbob
And that a few meddling kids can keep breaking the rules without getting expelled.
Wellingtonpizzataco
Zzzzzz....
Crossulti
And don't trust a pussy with the polyjuice
DontL0seYourWay
Harry Potter just taught me that no matter how badass you are, when you come back to school the next year everyone will treat you like shit
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
And to never question why a guy named Peter is sleeping with your friend Ron.
shannonbtweet
It taught people that there are some jellybeans that taste like earwax and boogers
LordNoodles
My girl Yuju discovered that /a/SS74L
AWizardOfLoneliness
You can fall madly in love, but that doesn't mean they will ever love you back.
BubblesSayingDecent
Don't forget about how to deal with racism you filthy mudblood.
TheaterofLife
AHoaxByTheChinese
www.hpmor.com
PrincessBabeRainbow
This.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
What I've learned is death of a fictional owl can make even a grown redneck badass weep
SgtEziosRequiem
Tbh I cared more about that owl than Harry at some points. That owl never asked for this. She never wanted to be Harry's pet.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Familiars are like.... your partners. Your second half. It's a great loss when you lose yours.
lyricalepiphany
Spoiler alert! Way to ruin it for someone, sheesh!
lyricalepiphany
I love that I was downvoted for sarcasm lol
TSMBros12
Welcome to imgur.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
And a fictional Dobby. And I'm crying again...
ShowMeYourButtonhole
Too soon.
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
I knowwww
PookyButt
My favorite part about these books is how imperfect the hero's are, not just Harry but also dumbledore
lazerhosen
What did the hero or heroes possess that was imperfect?
TheMadArtificer
Both Harry and Dumbledore are profoundly flawed characters. Harry has anger, jealousy, and fear. Dumbledore can be arrogant and prideful 1/2
TheMadArtificer
Their mistakes cost many lives. Still, they are both fundamentally good people, and they are still heroes. All HP heroes are human & flawed.
Ralpheroo
what about ron and hermione?
ThisBearSleeps
I reread the books once every 4-6 months, and each time something different strikes me. I just finished GoF yesterday, and for the first
ThisBearSleeps
Time, I realised what a great character Ron is. He's always seen as comic relief and Harry's sidekick, but GoF talked about his issues with
ThisBearSleeps
Being poor and constantly being in other people's shadows. He's so underrated. Harry would never have managed with Ron as his best friend
cujari
Ron gets jealous, not bookish, and mostly average but super loyal and brave. Hermione is intelligent and clever but narrow minded
Ralpheroo
how is hermione narrow minded?
cujari
How she reacts to trelawny and luna. She can also be accidentally cold when trying to be reasonable (like when lav's bunny died)
purplecumbrella
Same about schoolwork/enjoying herself outside of class
CharlesOffdensen
I think no one should vote in this upcoming US election without first reading the Harry Potter series.
Battleoncat
Voldemort for president! There's a man who does what he sets out to do! Wanted less mudbloods so he made less mudbloods! What a guy!
TheThingNoNotThatOne
And he stuck to his message - no flip-flopping or position changing for special interests!
TypoInEveryComment
Or at least watch all the movies and read one book
SquirtleSquad420
The movies are garbage.
amorphouscatfish
Why
CharlesOffdensen
Which book? 7? 1?
TypoInEveryComment
Doesn't matter ^^ whoever reads one will read every other one :)
cofee
Professor Umbridge vs. some combination of Gilderoy Lockhart and Professor Slughorn. I do not find this choice particularly difficult.
LetsDeviledEggHisCar
I would say more a combo of Gilderoy Lockhart and Gellert Grindelwald
hearthstoneaccount3
Umbridge for sure. People always forget at just how awful gilderoy was
PaintedSlate
Lockhart is pretty good here. Why add Slughorn? Umbridge is probably the best match available, just more exaggerated than Lockhart.
cofee
Because Trump more finds a network of people to hire from instead of just stealing credit for other people's work. He does actually do stuff
PaintedSlate
1. Okay, yeah, I was taking Lockhart's version of getting stuff done, but Slughorn does add the notion of building a network of insiders.
PaintedSlate
3. ...Voldemort, because both are aggressive against enemies/internal disagreement, but they immediately reward those who join in.
PaintedSlate
2. He doesn't really use Slughorn's motivation or methods, but I agree with that point. That said, his version of network better follows...
rocketfoxstudio
and to always check for missing boomslang skin and lacewing flies.
SillyRabbitTrixare4Kids
Always
wazscience
that was fucking beautiful
SgtEziosRequiem
After all this time?
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
Always salt your pasta before boiling.
yourCleverUsername10
Seriously, those ingredients just went missing in the newest book (I'm not done yet) and so far no one's batting an eyelash
bearyimportant
Finish!!!
LaBotte
He dies at the end.............................................................(haven't read it, just kidding)
ImShocked
Gandalf dies.
ChimneyImps
Snape kills Bruce Willis with Rosebud.
Paradoodle
"Book" is a strong term for that.... Thing.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
I didn't need to have that image they suggested in my head for the rest of my natural life. I really didn't.
Paradoodle
The one that makes no sense because when did that pregnancy happen and how did NOBODY notice?
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
More like their old, wrinkly legs intwined in the horizontal tango under Lucius Malfoy's sheets. *SHUDDER*