Fucking brilliant!!

Jan 21, 2024 1:11 PM

Chuckle

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

ACAB

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

“Watch out”. Okay I legit giggled for a good five minutes while rewatching multiple times.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great idea for next Halloween! Kudos to her and the cops for seeing the humor in this situation.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They still shot her

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No Ma'am, it's just your weeeg.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that there are still good law enforcement out there, but that it's a very rare thing and they are at risk of being corrupted by shit law enforcement if that's all they're surrounded by. Appreciate the ones that are actually out there to do good, I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

it doesnt really matter if they have the theoretical capacity to do good, their presence there puts her life in more danger with zero benefit

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I dont know what else she had in there, but that's a really efficient way to ruin a wig. Like how did that even happen without her noticing? Maybe it was dark out & she was in a hurry or something .. but RIP new weave.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've accidentally had the handles of bags hanging out of the trunk of my car lots of times. Sometimes, your in a hurry and you just don't notice something like that.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cops were really calm. Nice to see they didn't just wig out.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A glimpse at what decent policing could look like everywhere.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The officers handled this really well - were also probably really happy that it was just a wig because if it had been a person it would have meant like 4 hours of paperwork....

2 years ago | Likes 461 Dislikes 3

And shooting that poor woman

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Say what you will about your average beat cop, a lot of it is true. But nobody gets "Law and Order" chill about finding a dead body. Not really.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

I've often heard people say the worst part about murder is the paperwork.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I bet those people are never the victims! 😉

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That cop is sitting there going "I can't believe we came out here for a wig in someone's car."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So I’m an LEO in Alaska, I used to work in the villages on the road system. Our dispatch got a 911 open line that sounded like a violent disturbance at someone’s house. The phone pinged to a house I was quite familiar with. I got to the house first and was let in by the owner.
Everyone was drunk and playing pinochle and arguing about the rules. Worst reason to wake up at 1:30 am

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get rid of it and it will make your bumper look bigger.

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I see fear and fawning, likely because she was raised to act harmless around cops so she doesn’t get murdered herself.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe she didn't get shot first.

2 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 35

Cop #2 looks pretty ready and willing to me. Then again I’m fair to partly paranoid

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 17

It looks like she's in a rich neighborhood. Sometimes black people and nice neighborhoods don't get shot.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

especially when she went back into the house . . .

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

It's almost like they're not all bastards.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 24

no, its just a situation where they don't expect an armed and dangerous person, perhaps given the environment that those policemen are responsible for. if the caller mentioned they thought they saw someone with a gun that poor lady would have taken a warning shot to the chest during the raid.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Whoa whoa whoa, careful with such a controversial opinion in these parts!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Nope. ACAB until systemic changes occur across the board.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

Cause they emptied all their mags shooting at the car.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 12

It didn't look like a black car but I might have been mistaken.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

They typically don't shoot at the car per say. They shoot at the black people inside or the black tires or the black wig. I think you get my drift. Stupid logic aside, profiling is often done at the neighborhood level as well.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

This was clearly the best possible outcome to a ... Hairy situation.
(Thank you, I'll be here all week)

2 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 1

I consider that a threat!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get.the.fuck.out ♥️

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Make the most of the up votes. You know what they say; here toupee, gone tomorrow

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thank you kindly! Some times you can't use the first joke on the top of your hear. You have to comb through them to pick the best one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is like the time I dropped off a rental car at night and got a call from the front desk in regard to the petrified teen who was washing the car and saw blood and hair run down the pavement. They literally asked me if I hit (and run) a person. I had to explain no a deer hit me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone is having a bad hair day

2 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 0

How to spot a mimic, lesson 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sir, this is my beard!

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yes, even these 3. All of them.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 25

Ok champ, you've made your difference in the world today.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

You didn't.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

3 armed cops wearing body armor, a K9, a car and a SUV just to tell a woman her wig is sticking out of the trunk. smfh....

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't you have some boots to lick?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm honestly shocked I came out on top with the upvotes on this one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naw. It's par for the course. Imgur is very vocal about "ACAB" in most pig threads, but when once a decade some cop does something that is just a normal human interaction, they are like "these guys are HEROs!". I expect it these days.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ACAB is the kind of black and white thinking exhibited by fascists.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Yeah, we shouldn't judge all Klan or Nazi members based on the action of their fellows. I'm sure some Klansmen are good people. /s

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

False equivalence.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

No, it's not. The Nazi SA and later the SS were volunteers for a Nazi law enforcement group to keep the people in line through fear, and they often committed what an outsider would consider to be cold-blooded murder. How, exactly, is a modern American cop different? They aren't.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is why every other western first-world nation looks at our LEO organizations with shock and disgust at how american pigs are able to do anything with zero consequences - up to and including "murder suspects and bury them in a shallow grave behind the department building."

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