True story

Sep 12, 2020 6:28 AM

tralala14

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That's when things got out of control

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*sigh* *unzips*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

eat a metric ton of chili. so they get second degree burns from entering.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Everyone catching A.I.D.S. these days/oh what a pity/Nowadays/ the only true safe sex is in between the titties.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

He got tiddy f@cked .....a lot.

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Rape is funny!

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Sunday Sport. There’s a name I ha ent heard since they claimed a London Bus has been found on the moon.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

oh that's rich

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a pretty cool idea for a tattoo though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha ha, rape is so funny. But only when it's men, of course.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's a challenging wank...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is prison rape a common thing outside of America?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. Not really. Not in the men's estate, at least...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ha ha get it? He was raped, and that's the joke!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Asstits

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Don't motorboat those, sailor

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They motorboat themselves if he's eaten beans.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dang it. i was looking for this image for a comment awhile ago, but "man ass lady boobs tattoo" didnt get me the google results i wanted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, not the ones i was looking for anyway...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Knew a guy who did something similar. Except his was actually tattooed on his back. The woman was smaller so her "vagina" was where his...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...hole was. The was, the guy was in his 60's. And yes, it was in prison where I saw this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

prison rape is not funny. I would go so far and say rape is not funny.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha prison rape, it's funny

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6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Her head is huge.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Giada. She knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I love Gia

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6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

She looks like a shark. A sex shark.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God she's beautiful

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Its funny because he was raped! Tarnishing his confidence and selfworth for the forseen future. Classic!

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 7

Ah the Sunday Sport. They’re the one that ran the ‘bus found on moon’ story and people believed that too.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s the onion in print

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The onion is more respectable.

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This gif will NEVER get old

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Would it be titty fuck or butt fuck?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To anyone unaware of the paper, the Sunday Sport is famous for making up absolute bollocks and selling it as news

6 years ago | Likes 645 Dislikes 1

In the US we had the Weekly World News. They would tell you which politicians were aliens, stories of werewolves. I miss it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just call that news here in the states.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The absolute bollocks are on the back side of this magazine.....

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So it's owned by Fox?

6 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 8

I think it technically predates Fox news by many years... It's the Enquirer's competition mainly.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No becuase it's not politically motivated

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Technically you're right Rupert Murdoch owns them both

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Imagine the Onion but in the form of a newspaper

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Imagine the onion in it's original form. Let me go get my issues and close my eyes ?.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are called tabloids here in the u.s.a

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly mate tabloids doesn’t do it justice. takes bullshit to a whole new level. But it’s just celebrity nonsense so nobody gives a fuck

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it’s more like the Onion!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except the Onion is definitely not trying to pass itself off as real.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean basically yeah! Literally just making shit up. As the other guy said the major difference is people know the onion is satire

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell that to the MIB

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tabloid

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but they only did this one because many people would find it "funny".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's your point? it's a tabloid version of Viz! and tbf they'd print shit without a care for opinion

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like every other paper in print?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we call it WH briefings

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t think they’re trying to pass stuff like this off as real news tbf, it’s stupid spoof news for giggles

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Amy thought her short skirt was cute... until she walked through a dark alley”

6 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 13

There's a slight difference: women won't be slut shamed by vast majority vs men being raped is framed as punishment. Neither are funny ?‍♂️

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Idk why Men don't calll this out more.theres nothing funny about rape male or female and yet we see it joked on tv and movies and socialmedi

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 4

Well, and I do need to emphasize this mentality is wrong, though it is, however, very common, because...

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

..."being victimized means you're weak," and "being weak means you're not a man." Admitting vulnerability is psychological self-castration.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Not true, men are victimised in media all the time, most characters who are violently murdered on screen are men. Female characters are

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Usually treated differently.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thanks for the perspective!i do feel for my men who never learn to be vulnerable. I hope others are making it safe for them to do so as well

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well, there's also that others have that mentality as well, and they will ridicule victimized men. Take rape. Male on male rape is "funny"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, no - it's not a "true story". Besides, that dude is painted and not tattooed.

6 years ago | Likes 331 Dislikes 4

Well Im happy for him

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It's the Sunday Sport... Says it all

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Not yet

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Not a very good one

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Hey man I’m not the one that put it on the front page

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Why is it that talking about men raped in prison is such a casual topic which is often presented as funny or even just?

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I am so happy there's more and more people calling it out whenever they see it. Though I still get downvotes for it on reddit...

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

That went WAY over my head. I thought he went to prison cuz boobs are illegal. And butts are illegal. Like double indecent exposure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You're totally right. We really see this wrong. This shouldn't be considered funny in any way

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean in this case the guy tattooed a naked woman over his entire backside; there are tits on his ass. So essentially he is assking for it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Like that woman in hot pants, amirite?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. Tattooing tits on your ass is going quite a bit further.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sunday sport and daily sport. The "lads tabloid". All boobs and regressed chauvinistic idiots. Half of it is about football.

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wow, I always thought this was a satire... apparently not ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with football? Grass roots football is awesome. Football as a sport is great, the commercialism of top tier footy ruins it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"half" is AWFULLY charitable, there.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stop pretending this is limited to some outlet you like to hate. I'm sure you at least liked something similar in the past.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The Sport is the "satire" one isn't it? Full of "I'm having Nessie's baby" and "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" stuff.

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Aye it’s all bullshit. There was a picture of a lad I know apparently shitting down a chimney. 1. He didn’t shit down it, it was taken as 1/

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the supposed owner. I know it’s all bullshit because I was there when the photo was taken haha 3/3

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joke, 2 they claimed it was in Aberdeen, which is over 100 miles away from where it was taken, and 3. They did a fake interview with 2/

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Being a football team supporter is just a socially acceptable form of tribalism. Change my mind.

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I'm not going to try change your mind, only say it's one of many.

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Fair enough.

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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Honestly the first thing I think of when I hear about football.

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Ha

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What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early!?

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The trouble with Arsenal is... they always try and walk it in

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The venn diagram of men who comment on women’s issues with “what about it happening to men” & men who joke about prison rape is a circle

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The "stop trying to make me care about other people" crowd. Any point they try and make will just be a deflection from something else

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Yes let’s make a broad and crass generalisation of people with no evidence and a whole lot of personal bias

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No it isn't.

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Imagine thinking you are combating sexism with sexism.

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Lol I feel like that's the Calvin & Hobbes way of saying that...https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1994/01/29

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im not here to do your work for you

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because if you're in prison you're a "bad guy" (right?), and it's always "acceptable" when bad things happen to bad people.

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Exactly correct. US prisons are slave labor factories too, but that's apparently fine because they're "bad guys".

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

An in-law stole our entire family savings and will likely go to prison for it. Kind of don't care if someone makes him his bitch.

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I wouldn't really mind if bad stuff happened to bad people, but the truth is the majority of prisoners are there for things that are ...

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...preventable with the proper social rehabilitation, like drug use and gang involvement and even to some extent, physical violence. ...

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...But that being said, even child molesters don't deserve rape...I am just not bummed when they run into someone's shiv 12 times. ...

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Same reason the Darwin Awards exist. We like to make jokes about stuff - all stuff, even bad and painful stuff.

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People care less about toxic sexism focused against men as opposed to women, and many feel it justified for wrongs committed by others.

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Cause men are the throw awayable laughing stock of the universe? And have no social leverage whatsoever? T-10 till its about woman..

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Prison rape and the murder of sex workers.

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Because to acknowledge that men have feelings is taboo

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Because nobody care about men, especially those in prison

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When something occurs often enough, you become desensitized to it and may even begin justifying it.

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There is a lot of anger in our society that gets casually displaced onto publicly accepted pariahs. Same reason posts about animal and 1/2

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child abusers have top comments casually discussing how much someone would like to maim/mutilate the abuser. It's more than a bit of a 2/3

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yikes to hear people say what they would do to someone if allowed. Even if that person is a "acceptable" target for their displaced anger3/3

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Cause men suffering is totally PC

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Males being raped is just not as bad as any other gender people being raped, because men have no emotions, I read it on the internet.

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Yeah, this needs to be pointed out more often. If you're okay with this, you are 100% okay with RAPE AS A LEGAL PUNISHMENT.

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I feel if a similar joke was somehow done with females in all women's prison it's still be funny. Perhaps not, would have to see it done.

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Because if you are penetrated it's like you're WEAK and no better than a WOMAN basically

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Same reason males mental health isn’t an issue

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Because people are stupid and mean and gay

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Well, it makes me not wanna go to prison

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Why is anything funny?

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Because men are disposable

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tabloids

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Because society literally couldn't give a fuck about rape of men, and makes fun of it constantly

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Karma.

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Amen, it's really sick.

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Because it’s the sport.

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6 years ago (deleted Sep 12, 2020 5:20 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that kind of thinking is what I'm calling out.

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Or be the bigger criminal and get a one way ticket to the rape festival of your life! See how FUCKING STUPID that is?

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By all means go tell them that.

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I have a male gay friend that loves gay sex so much he went to jail on purpose a few times just so other guys would do him.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it like a man who just dropped the soap.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

If that article wasn't made up, it would have presented a man who was actually raped in prison as the hilarious punchline.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Star Wars wasn't made up your name would be the punchline of a joke about genocide and child murder. Dark humor exists.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

If Star Wars was real i wouldn't have chosen this name. Men really are being raped in prison. Get it now?

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I'm just happy lived to see a point where this is top comment and not considered trolling. Progress!

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Well. We have popular porn of women getting it in prison. Sp theres that side too

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Porn is fiction tho

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Only replying to push at the 69th one, just didn’t seem right to leave it at that in a topic like this

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I think it's more people feel it's justice- IF the person has gone to prison for a terrible crime. Such as raping a child, torturing and (1

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- killing someone, etc. There's also a (wrong) idea that since men are the ones who rape, "turnabout is fair play."

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Something to do with a mentality similar to "criminals are scum and deserve punishment" therefore seeing a "just" thats due to a "criminal"

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Men are only loved when they're providing something.

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Who hurt you?

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And women are loved when there is a chance they could provide something to you? We all 'provide' something, you're perhaps suggesting

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security from a job? I don't know

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dark humor. - why is slapstick humor funny? Why is comedic death in comedy movies funny? Humor stems from absurdity.

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Although I’ve never witnessed it, I have seen the after effects of prison rape. Dudes are never the same again. Some become violent 1/2

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Others become suicidal. Retaliations are horrific. 180 degree baby oil thrown in someone’s face was the worst I’ve ever seen. Horrific topic

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Because our culture doesn't believe that raping men is bad, or that it even happens.

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Think it's more due to us seeing that as a punishment for certain people. If it was a young lad in for shoplifting we wouldn't joke.

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other then it being a staple joke in sitcoms that a guy will get raped when they are worried about going to jail for a minor crime.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So do you know what the guy in the picture did to go to jail?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, but society assumes only really bad guys go to prison, so...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport-1098/20130331/28 for a fight at a pub... but people are joking about rape still ..

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, but there's this idea that only really bad guys go to jail, so...

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I know people that have been in jail for selling weed... does that make him a really bad guy?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is satire, ease off on the butthurt

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

You have never ever read or heard this "joke" about real people? Ok then.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what he said?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

HEY YOOOOOOO

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why are talking as if this tattoo is great and overlook the stupidity.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Depends what they did. Not about to feel sorry for murders, other rapists, and violent offenders. They made their choice.

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Even if they only murded the English language?

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You're a massive cunt

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https://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport-1098/20130331/28 a fight in a pub... yet people joke about rape before even checking...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's not about what they did, it's about the kind of society we wanna be.

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Ye. I wanna live in a society where you get burned alive for murder, rape, etc. But hey, leftist snowflakes had to ruin justice for everyone

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Sounds like you should move to Saudi Arabia! Prob not too many leftist snowflakes, Sure they'd love to have ya you piece of shit!

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Tragic that you don't even understand the basics of what the West is.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Being raped is emasculating and anything that makes you one step closer to 'being' a woman or gay is one big joke. A recent stat I saw is

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Yaawwwwp

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that a man is more likely to get raped than be falsely accused of it. It is probably based on the amount of rape that takes place in prison

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I think the amount of rape and sexual coercion with male victims in general society is also very underplayed. Not just prison.

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Yep, that is highly probable. We just don't think it is important

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and all the false accusation bs hurts male rape victims. Men are rough on other men.

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I feel like I need to remind people that women also rape men, a lot. There's good reason to believe women rape as often as men do.

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Dad was Raped by a woman. Cousin was too. People are not nice about it

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I genuinely would not be surprised. There's honestly a quite low chance of repercussions. Opportunities like that breed abusers.

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Good reason? Where is this coming from? I get that men might be even more inclined to under-report than women but that doesnt seem to add up

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Eh. Good reason? I understand social pressures cause under reporting but is there any kind of source available that backs this up?

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Women rape, but I have doubts as to the second portion of your comment. If men were raped as often as women, rape wouldn't happen.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Read the link in one of your comments below. The general sense in world is men are more likely to be perpetrators & women are more likely >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1