Jan 21, 2021 6:34 PM
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Men with differences, but men with principles.
HodgePodgekin
HaHaAhaha!! @OP, they all have the same boss (Wall St.). It’s so cute you think they were ever in real opposition to each other. Mad adorbs
IamAlbertPotato
Can't wait for this album to drop
clonvermin
War criminals and a repeated flyer on the Lolita Express. Yeah, what great and noble men. /s
ReallyRealDeal
They're all war criminals who served the interests of Wall Street over working class Americans. They are the reason we got Trump.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
200,000 Iraqi civilians were not available for comment
planetseven
Underrated comment
BryanTenn
Dammit. We need a wider picture so I can count all the flags for QAnon to decipher the secret messages!
wdr1977
Reagan and Nixon would love how things are.
richardfan
I know the last four years were tough but Let’s not forget bush is a war criminal
RichieAprilesJacket
Bush is still one of the worst war criminals in modern History
NotABadLookingNarcissist
And all 3 are war criminals ;) they’re doing the right thing here tho. Okay bring on the centrist and right wing downvotes.
emersaagain
This would be a good movie. Ex-pres meeting to do some assassin shit.
sharebtsm
I love that in the Ex Presidents club a Ex President clearly isn't welcome.
lukemwp
Corrupt, money serving imperialists! With nice manners!
RackhamTheRed
So much more palpable. Yummy
Honeypotsniffer
After the last 5 years of the Orangeshitstain. I can honestly say these are three great gentleman and true Patriots.
chetnixandflill
Pretty sure it's been 6 years
frehey666
It’s only been 5? Geez...it felt like at least 10....5 of it being 2020....
getguds
stick to reality, they're not innocent. https://www.statista.com/statistics/269729/documented-civilian-deaths-in-iraq-war-since-2003/
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I read that “orangighanistan” haha
defiedthestars
A lot of war crimes in that room there but yeah Trump sucks.
drowninginthesouth
Bush love is the worst. Trump is garbage. This doesn't make Bush better. Still responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.
Harryteeters
Yeaaaa minus the whole "War for Oil" thing
ILoveSpicyPeople
How quickly we forget the war crimes GWB and Cheney committed.
Masonrig
Don't leave Clinton out of that ?
miwoy
Yep. Guaranteed same will happen with Trump when somebody worse comes along.
uoeno
Somebody worse than Trump? Lol.
Thats what we said after Bush. (Not necessarily saying Trump is worse)
Badger421
You laugh, but the door's open now. His base is angry, and the basic cultural norms Trump broke aren't coming back. If we don't put serious
Somebody worse that Bush? Lol
Counterfit
Like, Trump but competent
There can always be worse.
Yep. Never thought I'd say that about GWB but he showed his principles along the way. Better Ex-Pres than Pres.
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Terrapin2190
Cute grandpa lolol. Yeah, leadership has been pretty shit for a good long time. We get what we're given, which is the better of two evils.
popejubal
I didn’t like W and I still don’t. But I do think the the believed in his heart that he was doing the right thing.
RubberChickenGoD
After Trump, W went from bad to mediocre.
Principles like...?
JadeNB1729
A lot of ex-presidents are better ex-s than they were presidents. Carter, for example. I think it's easier to find a domain where (1/2)
you can do well and do well in it than to be responsible for everything the world throws at you. (2/2)
l33t1c4r1u5
Fuck off
thelostcarrot
He was a guy who did they best he could with the info he had. His biggest problem is he invited snakes into his cabinet and they fed lies
Stefnos
the biggest problem was that he had the same GOP bastards that later was under Trump. Bush never had a chance.
Do you guys get paid to post these Bush rehabilitation comments?
pennyarcade3
Thank you. Bush was a fucking nightmare. Why is he now some sort of Mister Rogers type deal?
Maybe they're just not old enough to remember? But I bet there's some paid astroturfing, too
Oh wow. Look at all the strange new respect Bush is getting?
kredal
Can’t be that much support, nobody wants to get within 6 feet of him!
pm1001
He's happy that his bs terms are no longer the worst
That man had to deal with exponentially more than any other modern President and he did it well. Fuck off
zylla2
Ever feel like some people did stuff they never wanted to but dad always had his way ?
ArgentXero
He was never a bad dude, just very incompetent. Trump was both.
Way to wash away a solid decade of vitriol and contempt for the man from the mainstream left establishment
Vilifying people isn't new. Humanizing people takes time, perspective and objectivity.
evicshen
It's hard to humanize someone who killed a million people..
It's amazing how quickly the move to vilify 74 million people is happening and how humanizing only happens when someone agree with you
It helps to not incite or carry on with an insurrection of the US Capitol. Most of the 74 million arent being vilified for having an opinion
mymustachecallstheshots
Honestly, yeah, i would love to go back to hating on him, but hindsight is real, and we just werent aware how mich lower the bar could go.
Unprincipled fuck. You are probably one of the people that bought the whole "he is gonna put black people back in chains" bullshit about
Romney back when Biden was spewing that trash then you turn around and love him bc he votes for impeachment
Kutekitten9
Nah just didn't like his binders full of women..still dont
The binders full of women? Holy shit dude. That was taken way out of context so I can immediately tell you aren't an honest person. Romney
Jhaza
Bush's body count is still higher than Trump's.
therealbardman
It’s rose colored glasses but also a relative comparison to Trump.
Just wait. 12 years from now people are going to look at Trump the same way. Used to be everyone wanted to throw Bush in prison 4 war crimes
IPlayWithFire
That's just our crazy fringe liberals that freak out over any Republican like the antichrist is upon us.We try not to encourage our fringe.
Your fringe is in control of your party dude. Like it or not you are actually the party of top down authoritarian control
You think the Democrat party is authoritarian?
putcleverusernamehere
100% guarantee trump will *not* be looked at the same way-he has exactly zero presidential qualities & is nothing more than a bully w money
trustworthyfart
That would require an even worse president to make him look better. At which point most of us will be in camps.
Not even. The next Republican is always the worst Republican
Nottherealmarijuanapepsi
Maybe Republicans should stop putting the worst one in charge.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Bush hardly did anything remotely close to inciting a coup. I also remember a few folks calling for Obama to be impeached over a government
kingofmachines
No, he just presided over the worst terror attack in our history, the erosion of our civil liberties under the Patriot Act, started 2 wars,
the drone program, greenlit torture, the mass domestic surveillance program recently deemed illegal, tanked the economy... but no, he was
Shutdown. Point being, everybody has wild opinions on every president. Trumps another level.
People literally thought Bush flew planes into the two towers or let it happen so that he could go get oil. Shut the fuck up
ButterfaceTaintClown
*sympathy
because he's a fascist Christian? why are you booing me? I'm right.
Bobuzo
A week ago we all wanted consequences for trump but these guys say unity and you're gonna allow him to slink away? F that.
DenAzhir
2 war criminals and a sex predator...
Tall4APanda
Troll
Recounting the happenings of the last 15 years is hardly trolling.
Randinette
They killed many, many more people than Trump did. Stop. Rehabilitating. War. Criminals!
imgursample
That’s federal property so it’s illegal for them to not wear masks. CPD fine them please.
banoot
They probably made this video before the inauguration so it wasn’t illegal yet. Plus they are at least 6 ft apart
killacomputa
But remember George W bush is a war criminal and shouldn’t be trusted. He’s also functionally handicapped due to his brain being trash
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Alcoholism is a hell of a drug, even years after being clean
I’m with you but I wouldn’t blame the alcoholism. I have friends in recovery and they never renewed the patriot act.
A very convenient thing to hide behind. So handicapped he can't even fly a jet...
Lot of controversy around his military service. Especially his pilot skills. He was both evil and stupid. A dangerous combo to be sure.
Didn't even mean that. Dick is just such a convenient scapegoat. Good old doofus George couldn't do those mean things... That has just been
cultivating and hiding behind the idiot image
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Trump is who you are too. To deny that is to pit your democracy at risk.
Thedrinkdrinker
So we're forgiving the bush administration...?
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
Trump wasn't invited to this conference of noble men
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
No no he didn´t wanna be there.
MyharothS
Can we pause and immerse ourselves im gratitude for these three!? I'm so proud of these noble gentlemen. So grateful.
zanaria
I'm sorry but the start of that text looks like one of those "Three guys walk into a bar" jokes. ^.^
gwydd
Hey look! It's three war criminals! Trump is worse, but these guys are not idols.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Easier to name the recent US presidents who *aren't* war criminals. There's a reason they have a law saying they will attack The Hague if /1
I know. I just don't want to get caught in the trap of believing that the lesser evil is not evil.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
they all gather and agree never to invite Trump to any ex-pres. BBQ's
DevonGronka
"Trump is too good for those deep state simps anyways"- some Trump fanboy right now
FuturamaReferences
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amiller12142
Can't blame them, he doesn't seem like a decent hang
NightlyReaper
Can we hang him to be sure?
undrh2o
Just make it a two term presidents only bbq
al3xinw0nderland0000
But then Jimmy Carter wouldn't be invited :\
natachan
Sure was a shame those four years from 2016-2021 where there was no president of the United States...
Juicemaloose
Ah yes, the gas leak.
slaughterhouse4andahalf
Why do I feel like they'd all turn out great BBQ?
manystripes
Since Bush is from Texas I have no doubt that he has access to some amazing BBQ
He just looks and sounds like a good griller lol
rbudrick
They are dads who have had the unique opportunity to try barbecue in every state.
Guy0185
v and if he shows up biden will imprint unity on his forehead
WhatzitTooya
Took me way too long you mean ex-president, not express.
pandatwee
Mmmm... express bbq...
Chronozon937
Sounds like a Jimmy John's sister company.
BobaFettApproves
I’ve been to an express bbq. You hand em $10 you get a carry out bag with all the stuff, and pick your spot to sit. It’s a great system.
idkalan
No bad pandatwee, everyone knows that slow bbq is best bbq
Look how stupid I am, leaving out whole parts of a sentence. I'm glad you guys dont mind.
MarkiusFox
If Trump is invited though, be sure to serve mashed potatoes.
civilairforce
He does not eat them anymore since his dr. revealed they hide veggies in his mashed taters.
ThatTransformersDude
rosebudthesled
And Hamberders
fartscale
Don’t forget the cover
It autocorrected to cover, I meant covefe
Make sure to give him his extra well done steak with ketchup. I know 5 year olds with more class and better taste.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
Wish I could give more than 1
candiduscorvus
Yeah that’s cool and all but I won’t forget the evil these three men have done too.
philosoraptor1000
To be fair, it's easy to judge when you're not the one having to make tough choices with infinitely variable forces at play.
That excuse doesn’t work for me.
Rayfire3535
But it is reality. President more than any other job involves selecting from series of bad choices regularly.
Why is this somehow acceptable when just a week ago my refusal to excuse the president from his shit was popular? Stop excusing them.
No one is saying don't hold people accountable but temper that with the understanding that the job sucks, and often there's no good option.
Because the President last week wasn't terrible for choosing the best from terrible decisions,but because his decisions were selfish&corrupt
alecdshope
Where were Bush's principles when he was in office?
Considering Obama did everything Bush did I think you should ask the, both.
SephReed
Don't overlook Cheney in all this. Bush got played more than he did the playing.
Agreed. He said as much a few years ago. Letting the neo-cons put Cheney in as VP was a tragic error for the country and GWB.
1Plebian
And Clinton. How many trips on Epsteins plane?
What idiotic whataboutism is this?
Clinton legit did some very long term damage we are still dealing with. He is who pushed for the militarization of police, for instance.
That started with Daryl Gates and SWAT back in the 60s.
Ludus
Buried in the Middle East, we had to send troops to find them.
ImAD0g
Along with thousands of innocents
nolzvader
Bet they got hidden in the sand while Hans Blix knocked on the door for eleven years. Wait are we talking about chemical WMDs or principles?
neither bush or obama are innocent about iraq https://www.statista.com/statistics/269729/documented-civilian-deaths-in-iraq-war-since-2003/
BakingMaybes
This looks like the first scene in a movie where they get together to pull off one last score
Except they're all two-termers, unlike The Biggest Loser.
HaloArchitect
A Few Presidential Men? Or Obama's Eleven?
aldashin
National Treasure: Presidents' Day
lwoshea
There's probably already a "film" entitled "Obama's Eleven". But... well....
*sensible chuckle* Missed that possibility.
POTUSBrown
Come to a theater near you, this summer, POTUS!
QuiteADapperAsshole
"Mr. President? I haven't heard that name in years..."
MadJackMcJack
It's the sequel to Dead Presidents, Still Alive Presidents.
gotreference
Literally the plot from a South Park episode.
South Park did it eh
Joshiegy
11/10 would watch
wolfsonne
Heist!
snooch2thegouch
I thought Obama already did this with McCain
holdingboobforcomfort
*non-american angst intensifies*
DreamingOfTacos
Or a remake of https://youtu.be/E5RDEXpc8OY
ms15710
One last score, Arthur.
Or it’s the three way shootout from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
chukyrlaw
Yeah...in Iraq. They didn't quite fuck it up as much as they wished
grimbor
But, first they have to break Jimmy out of the home
This is getting better
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Bills just waiting to break his Jimmy out.
naniisobel
F*ck Bush. Just saying.
zooumberg8
And Blair. Both fucking scum.
themudinflanders
Iraq did not have WMDs, he knew it beforehand and launched an invasion on that pretense anyways. Why does no one remember this?
hamarpain3
As a president maybe. But after that. I dunno. Seems okay dude. Especially him being friends with Michelle Obama
MisterPeachum
Oh my god you people make me sick. I can only hope you're young enough not to remember how evil the bush years were.
Wellshiet
Trump turned the whole US political spectrum on its head. Libs love Bush now. He's such a quirky fun little man, right?
I think it's propaganda. We don't love him.
StewedTomaters
That's flatly false.
alternativeopinions
He did as good a job as anyone considering what we were going through. We didn't have any more large scale terrorist attacks.
That's because the inside job got the ball rolling and that's all they needed.
Keep waiting for the storm bud.
No, but our retaliation was the exact response that they wanted.
To what purpose? So we would come knocking down all of their doors?
HodgePodgekin
HaHaAhaha!! @OP, they all have the same boss (Wall St.). It’s so cute you think they were ever in real opposition to each other. Mad adorbs
IamAlbertPotato
Can't wait for this album to drop
clonvermin
War criminals and a repeated flyer on the Lolita Express. Yeah, what great and noble men. /s
ReallyRealDeal
They're all war criminals who served the interests of Wall Street over working class Americans. They are the reason we got Trump.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
200,000 Iraqi civilians were not available for comment
planetseven
Underrated comment
BryanTenn
Dammit. We need a wider picture so I can count all the flags for QAnon to decipher the secret messages!
wdr1977
Reagan and Nixon would love how things are.
richardfan
I know the last four years were tough but Let’s not forget bush is a war criminal
RichieAprilesJacket
Bush is still one of the worst war criminals in modern History
NotABadLookingNarcissist
And all 3 are war criminals ;) they’re doing the right thing here tho. Okay bring on the centrist and right wing downvotes.
emersaagain
This would be a good movie. Ex-pres meeting to do some assassin shit.
sharebtsm
I love that in the Ex Presidents club a Ex President clearly isn't welcome.
lukemwp
Corrupt, money serving imperialists! With nice manners!
RackhamTheRed
So much more palpable. Yummy
Honeypotsniffer
After the last 5 years of the Orangeshitstain. I can honestly say these are three great gentleman and true Patriots.
chetnixandflill
Pretty sure it's been 6 years
frehey666
It’s only been 5? Geez...it felt like at least 10....5 of it being 2020....
getguds
stick to reality, they're not innocent. https://www.statista.com/statistics/269729/documented-civilian-deaths-in-iraq-war-since-2003/
teardropivyyearofthetiger
I read that “orangighanistan” haha
defiedthestars
A lot of war crimes in that room there but yeah Trump sucks.
drowninginthesouth
Bush love is the worst. Trump is garbage. This doesn't make Bush better. Still responsible for the deaths of thousands of people.
Harryteeters
Yeaaaa minus the whole "War for Oil" thing
ILoveSpicyPeople
How quickly we forget the war crimes GWB and Cheney committed.
Masonrig
Don't leave Clinton out of that ?
miwoy
Yep. Guaranteed same will happen with Trump when somebody worse comes along.
uoeno
Somebody worse than Trump? Lol.
miwoy
Thats what we said after Bush. (Not necessarily saying Trump is worse)
Badger421
You laugh, but the door's open now. His base is angry, and the basic cultural norms Trump broke aren't coming back. If we don't put serious
RackhamTheRed
Somebody worse that Bush? Lol
Counterfit
Like, Trump but competent
ILoveSpicyPeople
There can always be worse.
Anddroid
Yep. Never thought I'd say that about GWB but he showed his principles along the way. Better Ex-Pres than Pres.
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Terrapin2190
Cute grandpa lolol. Yeah, leadership has been pretty shit for a good long time. We get what we're given, which is the better of two evils.
popejubal
I didn’t like W and I still don’t. But I do think the the believed in his heart that he was doing the right thing.
RubberChickenGoD
After Trump, W went from bad to mediocre.
miwoy
Principles like...?
JadeNB1729
A lot of ex-presidents are better ex-s than they were presidents. Carter, for example. I think it's easier to find a domain where (1/2)
JadeNB1729
you can do well and do well in it than to be responsible for everything the world throws at you. (2/2)
l33t1c4r1u5
Fuck off
thelostcarrot
He was a guy who did they best he could with the info he had. His biggest problem is he invited snakes into his cabinet and they fed lies
Stefnos
the biggest problem was that he had the same GOP bastards that later was under Trump. Bush never had a chance.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Do you guys get paid to post these Bush rehabilitation comments?
pennyarcade3
Thank you. Bush was a fucking nightmare. Why is he now some sort of Mister Rogers type deal?
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Maybe they're just not old enough to remember? But I bet there's some paid astroturfing, too
l33t1c4r1u5
Oh wow. Look at all the strange new respect Bush is getting?
kredal
Can’t be that much support, nobody wants to get within 6 feet of him!
pm1001
He's happy that his bs terms are no longer the worst
l33t1c4r1u5
That man had to deal with exponentially more than any other modern President and he did it well. Fuck off
zylla2
Ever feel like some people did stuff they never wanted to but dad always had his way ?
ArgentXero
He was never a bad dude, just very incompetent. Trump was both.
l33t1c4r1u5
Way to wash away a solid decade of vitriol and contempt for the man from the mainstream left establishment
ArgentXero
Vilifying people isn't new. Humanizing people takes time, perspective and objectivity.
evicshen
It's hard to humanize someone who killed a million people..
l33t1c4r1u5
It's amazing how quickly the move to vilify 74 million people is happening and how humanizing only happens when someone agree with you
ArgentXero
It helps to not incite or carry on with an insurrection of the US Capitol. Most of the 74 million arent being vilified for having an opinion
mymustachecallstheshots
Honestly, yeah, i would love to go back to hating on him, but hindsight is real, and we just werent aware how mich lower the bar could go.
l33t1c4r1u5
Unprincipled fuck. You are probably one of the people that bought the whole "he is gonna put black people back in chains" bullshit about
l33t1c4r1u5
Romney back when Biden was spewing that trash then you turn around and love him bc he votes for impeachment
Kutekitten9
Nah just didn't like his binders full of women..still dont
l33t1c4r1u5
The binders full of women? Holy shit dude. That was taken way out of context so I can immediately tell you aren't an honest person. Romney
Jhaza
Bush's body count is still higher than Trump's.
therealbardman
It’s rose colored glasses but also a relative comparison to Trump.
l33t1c4r1u5
Just wait. 12 years from now people are going to look at Trump the same way. Used to be everyone wanted to throw Bush in prison 4 war crimes
IPlayWithFire
That's just our crazy fringe liberals that freak out over any Republican like the antichrist is upon us.We try not to encourage our fringe.
l33t1c4r1u5
Your fringe is in control of your party dude. Like it or not you are actually the party of top down authoritarian control
IPlayWithFire
You think the Democrat party is authoritarian?
putcleverusernamehere
100% guarantee trump will *not* be looked at the same way-he has exactly zero presidential qualities & is nothing more than a bully w money
trustworthyfart
That would require an even worse president to make him look better. At which point most of us will be in camps.
l33t1c4r1u5
Not even. The next Republican is always the worst Republican
Nottherealmarijuanapepsi
Maybe Republicans should stop putting the worst one in charge.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Bush hardly did anything remotely close to inciting a coup. I also remember a few folks calling for Obama to be impeached over a government
kingofmachines
No, he just presided over the worst terror attack in our history, the erosion of our civil liberties under the Patriot Act, started 2 wars,
kingofmachines
the drone program, greenlit torture, the mass domestic surveillance program recently deemed illegal, tanked the economy... but no, he was
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Shutdown. Point being, everybody has wild opinions on every president. Trumps another level.
l33t1c4r1u5
People literally thought Bush flew planes into the two towers or let it happen so that he could go get oil. Shut the fuck up
ButterfaceTaintClown
*sympathy
ButterfaceTaintClown
because he's a fascist Christian? why are you booing me? I'm right.
Bobuzo
A week ago we all wanted consequences for trump but these guys say unity and you're gonna allow him to slink away? F that.
DenAzhir
2 war criminals and a sex predator...
Tall4APanda
Troll
clonvermin
Recounting the happenings of the last 15 years is hardly trolling.
Randinette
They killed many, many more people than Trump did. Stop. Rehabilitating. War. Criminals!
imgursample
That’s federal property so it’s illegal for them to not wear masks. CPD fine them please.
banoot
They probably made this video before the inauguration so it wasn’t illegal yet. Plus they are at least 6 ft apart
killacomputa
But remember George W bush is a war criminal and shouldn’t be trusted. He’s also functionally handicapped due to his brain being trash
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Alcoholism is a hell of a drug, even years after being clean
killacomputa
I’m with you but I wouldn’t blame the alcoholism. I have friends in recovery and they never renewed the patriot act.
RackhamTheRed
A very convenient thing to hide behind. So handicapped he can't even fly a jet...
killacomputa
Lot of controversy around his military service. Especially his pilot skills. He was both evil and stupid. A dangerous combo to be sure.
RackhamTheRed
Didn't even mean that. Dick is just such a convenient scapegoat. Good old doofus George couldn't do those mean things... That has just been
RackhamTheRed
cultivating and hiding behind the idiot image
ReallyRealDeal
They're all war criminals who served the interests of Wall Street over working class Americans. They are the reason we got Trump.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Trump is who you are too. To deny that is to pit your democracy at risk.
Thedrinkdrinker
So we're forgiving the bush administration...?
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
Trump wasn't invited to this conference of noble men
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
No no he didn´t wanna be there.
MyharothS
Can we pause and immerse ourselves im gratitude for these three!? I'm so proud of these noble gentlemen. So grateful.
zanaria
I'm sorry but the start of that text looks like one of those "Three guys walk into a bar" jokes. ^.^
gwydd
Hey look! It's three war criminals! Trump is worse, but these guys are not idols.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Easier to name the recent US presidents who *aren't* war criminals. There's a reason they have a law saying they will attack The Hague if /1
gwydd
I know. I just don't want to get caught in the trap of believing that the lesser evil is not evil.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
they all gather and agree never to invite Trump to any ex-pres. BBQ's
DevonGronka
"Trump is too good for those deep state simps anyways"- some Trump fanboy right now
FuturamaReferences
amiller12142
Can't blame them, he doesn't seem like a decent hang
NightlyReaper
Can we hang him to be sure?
undrh2o
Just make it a two term presidents only bbq
al3xinw0nderland0000
But then Jimmy Carter wouldn't be invited :\
natachan
Sure was a shame those four years from 2016-2021 where there was no president of the United States...
Juicemaloose
Ah yes, the gas leak.
slaughterhouse4andahalf
Why do I feel like they'd all turn out great BBQ?
manystripes
Since Bush is from Texas I have no doubt that he has access to some amazing BBQ
Terrapin2190
He just looks and sounds like a good griller lol
rbudrick
They are dads who have had the unique opportunity to try barbecue in every state.
Guy0185
WhatzitTooya
Took me way too long you mean ex-president, not express.
pandatwee
Mmmm... express bbq...
Chronozon937
Sounds like a Jimmy John's sister company.
BobaFettApproves
I’ve been to an express bbq. You hand em $10 you get a carry out bag with all the stuff, and pick your spot to sit. It’s a great system.
idkalan
No bad pandatwee, everyone knows that slow bbq is best bbq
WhatzitTooya
Look how stupid I am, leaving out whole parts of a sentence. I'm glad you guys dont mind.
MarkiusFox
If Trump is invited though, be sure to serve mashed potatoes.
civilairforce
He does not eat them anymore since his dr. revealed they hide veggies in his mashed taters.
ThatTransformersDude
MarkiusFox
rosebudthesled
And Hamberders
fartscale
Don’t forget the cover
fartscale
It autocorrected to cover, I meant covefe
DevonGronka
Make sure to give him his extra well done steak with ketchup. I know 5 year olds with more class and better taste.
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
Wish I could give more than 1
candiduscorvus
Yeah that’s cool and all but I won’t forget the evil these three men have done too.
philosoraptor1000
To be fair, it's easy to judge when you're not the one having to make tough choices with infinitely variable forces at play.
candiduscorvus
That excuse doesn’t work for me.
Rayfire3535
But it is reality. President more than any other job involves selecting from series of bad choices regularly.
candiduscorvus
Why is this somehow acceptable when just a week ago my refusal to excuse the president from his shit was popular? Stop excusing them.
Rayfire3535
No one is saying don't hold people accountable but temper that with the understanding that the job sucks, and often there's no good option.
Rayfire3535
Because the President last week wasn't terrible for choosing the best from terrible decisions,but because his decisions were selfish&corrupt
alecdshope
Where were Bush's principles when he was in office?
candiduscorvus
Considering Obama did everything Bush did I think you should ask the, both.
SephReed
Don't overlook Cheney in all this. Bush got played more than he did the playing.
Anddroid
Agreed. He said as much a few years ago. Letting the neo-cons put Cheney in as VP was a tragic error for the country and GWB.
1Plebian
And Clinton. How many trips on Epsteins plane?
alecdshope
What idiotic whataboutism is this?
Masonrig
Clinton legit did some very long term damage we are still dealing with. He is who pushed for the militarization of police, for instance.
alecdshope
That started with Daryl Gates and SWAT back in the 60s.
Ludus
Buried in the Middle East, we had to send troops to find them.
ImAD0g
Along with thousands of innocents
nolzvader
Bet they got hidden in the sand while Hans Blix knocked on the door for eleven years. Wait are we talking about chemical WMDs or principles?
getguds
neither bush or obama are innocent about iraq https://www.statista.com/statistics/269729/documented-civilian-deaths-in-iraq-war-since-2003/
BakingMaybes
This looks like the first scene in a movie where they get together to pull off one last score
JadeNB1729
Except they're all two-termers, unlike The Biggest Loser.
HaloArchitect
A Few Presidential Men? Or Obama's Eleven?
aldashin
National Treasure: Presidents' Day
lwoshea
There's probably already a "film" entitled "Obama's Eleven". But... well....
HaloArchitect
*sensible chuckle* Missed that possibility.
POTUSBrown
Come to a theater near you, this summer, POTUS!
QuiteADapperAsshole
"Mr. President? I haven't heard that name in years..."
MadJackMcJack
It's the sequel to Dead Presidents, Still Alive Presidents.
gotreference
Literally the plot from a South Park episode.
BakingMaybes
South Park did it eh
Joshiegy
11/10 would watch
wolfsonne
Heist!
snooch2thegouch
I thought Obama already did this with McCain
holdingboobforcomfort
*non-american angst intensifies*
DreamingOfTacos
Or a remake of https://youtu.be/E5RDEXpc8OY
ms15710
One last score, Arthur.
therealbardman
Or it’s the three way shootout from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
chukyrlaw
Yeah...in Iraq. They didn't quite fuck it up as much as they wished
grimbor
But, first they have to break Jimmy out of the home
BakingMaybes
This is getting better
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Bills just waiting to break his Jimmy out.
Terrapin2190
naniisobel
F*ck Bush. Just saying.
zooumberg8
And Blair. Both fucking scum.
themudinflanders
Iraq did not have WMDs, he knew it beforehand and launched an invasion on that pretense anyways. Why does no one remember this?
hamarpain3
As a president maybe. But after that. I dunno. Seems okay dude. Especially him being friends with Michelle Obama
MisterPeachum
Oh my god you people make me sick. I can only hope you're young enough not to remember how evil the bush years were.
Wellshiet
Trump turned the whole US political spectrum on its head. Libs love Bush now. He's such a quirky fun little man, right?
jfd8u438fdsfkds
I think it's propaganda. We don't love him.
StewedTomaters
That's flatly false.
alternativeopinions
He did as good a job as anyone considering what we were going through. We didn't have any more large scale terrorist attacks.
ReallyRealDeal
That's because the inside job got the ball rolling and that's all they needed.
alternativeopinions
Keep waiting for the storm bud.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
No, but our retaliation was the exact response that they wanted.
alternativeopinions
To what purpose? So we would come knocking down all of their doors?