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AlexanderPeterson
I literally watched this a few minutes ago because that other front page post told me to!
bringbakfirefly
This movie is so good and fucked up which makes it even better.
BartholomewCubbins
Jared Leto was also awesome in this movie!
TheDogCollector
I like Lord of War better than Warlord.
spiraldoor
Viktor Bout!
Andigiveyou
I made a move on a girl while we were watching this movie in my basement. She said no. Watched the rest of the movie in awkward silence.
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
Well. At least you actually watched the film.
9307103
Best. Movie. Ever
number1crate
"It's Ukraine!"
ActuallyComma
Actually, Nicolas Cage almost didn't star in this movie. Christian Bale was originally cast as the lead, but there was a blowout with (1/2)
dogenuggets
Wandering Oaken's Trading Post (and sauna) http://imgur.com/WsYDbvK Hoo hoo!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
2) a Peruvian dog-fighting ring Bale was funding so the studio went with Cage, whose dog-fighting rings were always in good order. (2/2)
GhoulsNightOut
The sound guy (2/2)
SexySquatch
i really wish this was on netflix.
melwil
Someone was bored and took OP's advice, it seems. Now famous.
bringbackthewalkman
You'll be dead before you reach Kiev!
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
YOU FUCKING FUCK!
Lealoo
I loved this scene! This line (puncnot intended) was awesome!
brownribbon
This movie made me feel empathy towards arms dealers.
sowetoninja
That's why it's such a good movie...
aRepost
Me too. I considered a career change after Viktor Bout was arrested, but I didn't want to expose my family to unnecessary danger.
Nize426
Made me want to BE and arms dealer
Agnwristos
Shh.. They are listening
Nize426
Oh uh, haha, yeah I mean arms, like, limbs. Haha... shit.
DigitalBang
I made movies into still images
steviekill2st
Wasn't Bin Laden from a wealthy family?
Goblor
The beginning shot of this film is so banger
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
True story: in the Iran-Iraq War, Israel sold chemical weapons to both Iran and Iraq. The US, China, Germany also sold weapons to both 1/2
j3sus
this doesn't mean chemical weapons, probably gunpowder. Israel-Iran history is fascinating tho
computererds
In this case, it does. (Also, "chemical products" in quotes, will never mean stable rounds, or even kegs of nitrocellulose.)
j3sus
How do you know that? The quotes are there because thats what the "mersin source" saw (labels on box I guess).
computererds
Other released documents that, I am sorry, I can not source. I have no idea where to find them again. That's not to say they were -->
computererds
chemical weapons exactly (they weren't in munitions,) but the things needed to make them just one step removed. Things sold together -->
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
sides (under Saddam & Khomeini, respectively). Just goes to show, profit outweighs politics (& prophets). Source: http://imgur.com/YXM6G55
Glumerlink
It's actually not an uncommon practice worldwide so long as you aren't affected by it you're happily willing to turn a profit
computererds
Truth and a source! You have no idea how impressed I am. (not sarcasm)
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
His competitor: http://imgur.com/eTiv6uW
AlexanderPeterson
Its not competition if one is grossly more powerful then the other
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
His competitor from the movie: http://sphinxakashaa.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tumblr_mfzaceigor1qglut1o1_500.gif except just the actor.
DangerSteak
I never realized that. You made my week.
xthedarkone
I knew this was a Tony Stark gif, before seeing it was a Tony Stark Gif xD
platvia12
Where is that from?
generalsplayingrisk
#Bombjesus
bringbakfirefly
He probably sells to Stark.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
So angry when this was on TV today and I didn't have the channel.
Mawi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN3dKoG6BC0 full movie 720p
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Torrent, bitch.
dangerbrennan
Watched it earlier tonight, great film. Id love a line of brown brown
iwannausemyxwingonyourtrenchrun
I'm right there with you. I'd take down a line of brown brown.
Lookatmyballs
its bram bram and ingesting gun powder in any way is fucking stupid
ThatGuyRian
Watching this right now actually. Nice
JuliusPringles
This was the first Blu-ray movie I ever saw
thegr8rambino
i think mine was crimson tide or fast five lel
cooplander
As someone with 700 blu rays, check out Samsara, shot on 70mm over 2 years. It is the most amazing looking blu ray in my collection.
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
The rare triple repeat
JuliusPringles
The comment submitted fine. Don't know why it came out three times
mindcrash
Pop-cha-ching!
Hobbityone
Favourite character in this film -http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24804-thank-you-but-I-prefer-it-my-w-GleM.gif
ParsleySage
I'm always confused by the way that communist countries always look a lot like facist ones. At least at this distance.
YouLast
Horseshoe politics.
DissMyusername
Similar but the difference being that at least fascist countries could feed their own people. Oh and badass uniforms.
TromSprebsntsrski
Most communist regimes were "communist" in the same sense that North Korea is a democratic people's republic.
Ross1972
Fucker was so cheap he only bought one way plane tickets for the 9/11 hijackers.
notsogoodatusernames
This is so dark my dad just left for cigarettes...two years ago.
polio69
This joke is so dark it could be the captain now.
DJDadMouth337
Holy shit
TheyCallMeCaptain
http://imgur.com/WzKQNoi
ballsohard2202
Can.. Can I use this in the future?
YourMomsAFish
Darker than an inner city basketball court
bigreames
This is surprisingly not racist
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Hey man.. Our court has a working light occassionally
Ross1972
Lucky...
Enteyex367
How'd it suddenly get so dark in here, someone forget to pay the electric bill from the social services check we got?
Ross1972
We all on food stamps in here bitch.
RamirezGoDoEverything
That's just because child support is late...as usual.
chemistrydoc
This joke is so dark it makes up most of our universe. #darkmattermatters
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
As a fellow science enthusiast I appreciate this. Let's not forget about the true sleeping giant though, dark energy!
Ross1972
Wimp.
NotAnotherFuckingDalek
MACHO
counslor
Joke is so dark that bullets fired at it by police come back for flashlights.
anxiously
It was buy one get one free!
cooplander
Jihad to do it didn't you.
BlaneStrickland
I'm going to need some night vision goggles to read this comment
Ross1972
Seal team six is having a yard sale. Great place to get a pair. Tell them I sent you.
BlaneStrickland
You. . . I like you
ianpaschal
One way tickets are always more expensive than round trips.
PoIluticorn
one way tickets often cost more. I'm not sure why this is a funny joke.
sirplayerone
Someone should shoot the bastard.
Varent
http://imgur.com/BwyXOtq
Strandforce
I was going to watch Lord of War, this gif had me hype for it, then this asshole ending comes along, now I laughed too hard at work
Hobbityone
There I was singing some Buffalo Springfield when Bam!! laughed my ass off
boobsandfrenchfries
Replying because mobile
PappyGeeno
God, that was amazing. +1 for you man.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
My life just got a little better
ALittleShortForAStormtrooper
Change the bullet to a downvote arrow!
Scragleton
Was not expecting the end. Take the point.
FoeHamm3r
This is one of the greatest gifs I've ever seen!
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
The twist ending, I need a pistol that shoot rifle bullets.
gengumby
HA! Twist because it's rifled!
demize99
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkJuu7rwNEc#t=315
NotaLizardmen
Was it That Gun?
cbjfan
That was a wild ride
KillingTheJoke1
From start to finish
notleftshark
something he wont be doing again
HonortheSacrifice
wtw (worth the wait)
shwibbityshwat
Tryina' start a trend?
HonortheSacrifice
IT STARTED HERE!!!!!!! GROUND ZERO
eidam655
i approve of this acronym
PatarWorlds
iaota
Smarterthanyouraveragebeer
wow
TheLodown
wow, that was glorious
kidburman
Lord of War
smashpro1
They cannot stop this bath of blood.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
No, no, it's War Lord.
sowetoninja
Thank you, but I prefer it my way...
PorkinsWantsAllTheBacons
Produced by: Chris Roberts, creator of Star Citizen
PotatoHamer
really?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
And the first punisher movie.
kurafire
He also produced Lucky Number Slevin, which just kinda blows my mind as intersection of things I love that I thought were unrelated.
PorkinsWantsAllTheBacons
fun shit right?
kurafire
Seriously! Wing Commander III was one of my all-time favorite games. I still miss that level of quality writing & depth in games.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I googeled Chris Roberts. http://images.45cat.com/chris-roberts-ich-bin-verleibt-in-die-liebe-polydor.jpg
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Rough translation: I am in love with your love. Your teddybear.
killswitch247
rather 'i'm in love with love'
aceoaces
I came here to post this. Great to see this comment rank so highly.
hotdoge
wuuuuuuuuuuut, dude that is cool
Jusmar
Don't forget Freelancer, the best space sim ever which was completely ruined by Microsoft.
helpusdrzaius
Freelancer was an odd game, no joystick support, open world game. good, but not memorable. Best space combat sim was/is freespace 2.
Jusmar
"ruined my Microsoft" They pushed the project too hard after buying digital anvil and it went to hell when Chris bailed.
Jusmar
Oh hey me. How's it going? The future really fucking sucks
eggmuffin
I loved Freelancer. It had such potential, too. A shame it never lived up to it. Still a lot of fun, though. I also liked Starlancer.
IsntThisWhereWeCameIn
And Wing Commander. He created one of the most ground breaking games of all time before he could legally buy a beer.
docawesome
Bit of a wingnut mysekf and I did not know that.
PorkinsWantsAllTheBacons
Indeed sir, as well as the the punisher movie
bilbo
Then he made the movie, we don't talk about the movie
PorkinsWantsAllTheBacons
i liked the movie. it was fun, at the very least
thegr8rambino
i did too! i wish another movie like that were made nowadays. it had alot of action, sci-fi stuff, and thrill/suspense
thegr8rambino
mark hamill was good in that, i felt like i was watching star wars kinda lel
Efreeti
Don't forget Thomas F. Wilson, François Chau, Mark Dacascos, John Spencer, John Rhys-Davies and Malcolm Fucking McDowell
thegr8rambino
yea them too
eggmuffin
Watching Malcolm McDowell chew the scenery is amazing regardless of what role he's playing, though.
usernamenotused
also, I love CR, and SC
KooGoO
Good guy Chris.
usernamenotused
WHAT, NO WAY?
Cambino
Is that game any good?
ComoChameleon
Still in development. Check the page though. The amount of money he's made from crowd-funding is record-breaking. Literally.
PorkinsWantsAllTheBacons
2016. Www.robertsspaceindustries.com
HighwayStar
Not yet. It's still a technical exercise. There's "gameplay" but it'll bore you after an hour since it's so bare-bones. Best to wait 6 month
smokeydops
It's a giant trap. Avoid until two years from now.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
It's not done yet but yes
RandomImgurian
It's not even done yet but it's already legendary.
hailthefish
It will never exist so it's exactly as good as all the idiots beating themselves raw and spending $1000 on spaceship pictures imagine.
hailthefish
lol at all the butthurt morons who spent $2000 on some pretty spaceship rendering and vague descriptions of stats
hailthefish
That's not an exaggeration. People are literally spending multiple thousands of dollars on spaceships for a game that does not exist yet.