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T-Shirts
Sandals
Sunglasses
Watches
Button Downs
Source: http://www.thebolditalic.com/Jessica_Saia/stories/3634-the-dos-the-donts-and-the-oh-god-please-donts-of-mens-fashion/
Melanion
The embellished shirt looks rather nice on him.
BowtothePrince
imgur "let's encourage people to be unique, but they can't wear things we don't like or we'll criticize them"
Gnoevoet
Haven't worn sandals in a good while, so don't shoot me, but I never understood the blasphemy in wearing socks under them.
utgort
Why does anyone try to get fashion recommendations from the internet?
darkdragon7
Step1: Be handsome and fit. Step2: You're done.
Thasanimos
Some men's fashion opinions*
HermitessoftheEastCoast
Or.. you know, do what you want, it's just a post, not a cop.
DrOctagonapus
Am I free to go?
HermitessoftheEastCoast
Yes you are ;D
CavemanOfImgur
Step 1: Be attractive
dirtjur
Well shit. I fail at step 1. Wat do?
Vranak
Dude, that was old last year. Beating a dead horse, stop it.
basically
Step 2: No crop top
Mugendramon
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in sandal
HandsomeSwede
Usually I hate this comment on Imgur but if you are attractive, you can get away with most things (within limits).
UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBA
B..But...those first sunglasses look stupid on men...
BoopyDoopyBoopBoopydoop
I hate the second ones. First ones!
ZebraCockSandwich
I much prefer the don't ones myself. and as a girl, i own a pair of the donts. only mine are not blue, they are flat black.
i81u812
You mean lady sunglasses?
UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBA
Yea those ones. also they have that fade on the tinting so it gets lighter at the bottom. Messes with my eyes
shadowex3
Note: NORMAL v-necks are recommended if you'll be leaving a collar unbuttoned and don't want to (or can't) show undershirt beneath it.
opad
Those are pretty ideal for under button downs. Like a little V so if you are wearing white you don't see the contrast
akhos
http://cargocollective.com/serpico/SNL-Digital-Short-V-Necks
Molotopheles
Normal V-necks are also recommended if you have some oh-so-sweet chest hair to show off.
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
Like this?
thecheech
my glorious chest hairs will flow forth and no man nor vageen can make me hang my head in shame. I R MAN! AMMO! RED MEAT!
opad
it doesn't get caught in the buttons?
AlleiraDayne
+1 for vageen.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
I really don't see a problem with normal v-necks just to wear alone, deep v necks are the problem imo.
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
The problem is that deep Vs are even a thing...
shadowex3
Also nothing wrong with the "don't" sunglasses, especially if you actually use the ANSI z87+ rating that style usually has.
turbulentlizard
Yep I use that style, really useful when out on a boat in the sun. (Do a lot of diving)
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
Also helpful if you're going to be out in the snow AT ALL.
HylianHero93
Do: Wear whatever you feel comfortable wearing. Don't: Ridicule someone on their preferred style.
Mooselover2000
Don't: tell me what to do
macman507
It's just a you should/shouldn't, not "you are not allowed".
Tyroin
yeah I like socks & sandals !
Mooselover2000
It's funny, but it's when I got to that rule specifically that I said "oh fuck off, I'll wear socks and sandals if I damn well please"
eviscera
Never wear socks with sandals. It's not natural!
Mooselover2000
clothes aren't natural, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna go bare foot
thaitong
What if I'm a sheep, is a jumper natural then?
eviscera
Clothes are oppression! Free yourselves, my brothers!
Koantum
I will never stop wearing socks with sandals. It's too damn comfortable, screw your fashion sense!
Ninjafrog
I figure that's one step over sandals, and one step under shoes, because sometimes you want a breezy foot, but not quite THAT breezy.
Koantum
Yeah for sure. I'm yet to find any shoes as comfortable as my birkenstock sandals, so I wear them year round.
fr0punk
Wow, not trying to be a turd, but there isn't any actual humor in this.
IceCreamButtholes
I'm going to go outside tomorrow wearing every one of the Please Dont's at once.
Arisor
who are you to tell me what to wear?
DeadlyRicochet
SCREW YOU SOCIETY. You don't get to tell me how to dress.
TheProofIsInDePudding
I don't understand why everyone hates socks and sandals so much.
ValidateMyNameBeforeIRegister
I put my glasses upside down, behind my head. Got in the habit from golfing. The don't fall off this way. Not going to stop.
GaelicGiraffe
Personally I find v-necks super sexy on men. That deep-v though.. +1
hsalceht
dont tell me how to live my life
neopet
I like the deep v sorrynotsorry
ConfusedFlareon
Don't: Sandals.
PhilosophicalGinger
Caveat: Flip Flops/Thong Sandals that are made of decent (AKA not cheap/plastic) materials are acceptable, if not ideal.
temotodochi
If you do, USE SOCKS!
gonchio
But http://damn.com/assets/image-1-2-3-4.jpg
FeelinNauti
Is it okay if it is a crop top but isn't button down? Please! I need to know!
scook16
Yes.
thesimpleimageviewer
Only if it's mesh.
randomweirdness
just go full hog and wear a boob toob
Professionalwizard
If there's something wrong with male crop tops, then I don't want to be right.
deathrocktor
I absolutely agree with that statement
scook16
This made me smile thank you. :)
japanesegum
Legitimately laughing out loud at your comment. At work. Where people can see.
FeelinNauti
Well maybe one of them can help me.
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
Only if you're a black metal musician http://img.xrmb2.net/images/673549.jpeg
Iminlovewithagirl
Read your comment as "black, metal musician". I was thinking "hmm are there many of those? And why would they be allowed to wear crop tops?"
BaconKitty
for some reason I really like what I see O_o is....is that a bad thing?
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
*checks Quorthon's birthdate* Nope, you're good. He was at least 18 when that photo was shot.
notaballoon
Yes, it's okay, now go win that Celebrity Cook-off!
Redshift713
Crop-top the deep V.
Lambpasty
I wear my HULKAMANIA crop top every Sunday at church and always get extra attention so it must be OK.
PlutoIsNotAPlanetLetItGo
The answer is simple:
gerbi7
why is this not getting more upvotes this is amazing hahaha
wahchoolookinat
Amazing! Doesn't cut far enough into the front of his pants tho...for science we need this.
FeelinNauti
No, I don't wear v necks I just like crop tops. Please, I need this.
HelpMeLeon
Crop tops are EXCELLENT! http://imgur.com/HdbA4XW
Monarchist
But it takes a certain kinda man.
Hengabecka
Do: wear whatever you want and ignore stereotypes. Don't: worry about what judgmental assholes think. Please don't: judge others either.
flamingflamingo
Fuck yeah. I've been wearing socks over sandals since I was a kid and I ain't stopping now.
randomweirdness
I'll wear whatever the hell I want. If that happens to be a fedora, a floral print dress and crocs then by god that's what I'm wearing.
wingfoot
You don't happen to have a neck beard, do you?
Melanisia
I have all of those. Hmmm...
DragonEmperor18
Not you though, you're cool =P.
MaybeeAB
YEAHH DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO, PICTURE! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US. THAT'S THE WIFE'S JOB
DoctaJones
Indiana Lilo and the Crocs of Shame
enchantedpancakes
Dad?
halifix
The replies to your thread scare me. Why does fashion bring out the worst of imgur that isn't downvoted to hell?
randomweirdness
I'm amazed my original comment wasn't instantly obliterated.
Michelle1018
You crossed the lines w/ the crocs!
Savanni
Im sorry i can't hear your over the sound of FREEDOM?
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37772501.jpg
frankstalloneskid
Freedom closed for business this morning at 12:01am.
eskatab
Amen
Anononononon
Honestly? Go ahead weed out women who judge you on the basis of your opinion as bad as guys who do the same to womn.
randomweirdness
what? not sure if angry with me or... *frysquint*
TheGreatMizuti
I don't even know what was said. It's like I forgot how to read and hadn't been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
DragonEmperor18
If I want to dress up like a male fluttershy I'll damn well do that! What that's not alright? Well FUCK YOU you judgmental assholes.
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
I hate the weird stigma of Fedoras simply because they've become popular with the 12-18 y/o crowd.
intooblv
In four years of college I saw exactly one person my age wearing a fedora; most people who think they're wearing one are wearing a trilby.
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
Yeah, that's the other annoying thing... too many hats mislabeled as Fedoras.
Moosecock
If this receives top comment will you deliver?
randomweirdness
i was expecting it to be downvoted into oblivion :(
duckie523
http://imgur.com/BfMt7
AlbinoAlligator
awesome....I shall sparkle all day.
missfoxwell
This just made my day. Ain't nobody dulling my sparkle now!
iAmIncoherent
But why don't you lift?
ErectIsAFunnyWord
Heisenerd
BurtReynoldsSaysHeLovesYou
Heisenberg didn't wear a Fedora.... just fyi...
ErectIsAFunnyWord
Pork Pie hat, I know. Still.
intooblv
In four years of college I saw exactly one person my age wearing a fedora; most people who think they're wearing one are wearing a trilby.
ziggyjames
Gotta protect that virginity
cokebender
HAHAHA
MrBoomstik
Just be careful when you start thinking about that dangerously deep V...
GASTOOOOOON
NO ONE... DRESSES... LIKE GASTON.
Daffodildoe
wears gloral prints like gaston
hatmaster
you are a glorious human being who I love
hatmaster
I mean- ah, Gaston, isn't he dreamy! *gazes blondly*
taffersaretaffingtafferingwithmytaffstaffit
...safari man?
ballisticburrito
Slow down there, Dave Weddingdress.
EddieTakosori
Pics, please.
beetchkumate
I second this.
thisguy2012
motion carried, OP better deliver
NordMan
I third this with all my might.
AugustusScuirus
*ahem* OP Hut? Yes we'd like a delivery.. extra cheese.
hippybobby
Dijorno
ThePunchline
With extra Sauce
ALLOFTHEBACON
Are y
ou from Washington?
IllHaveWhatShesHaving
Please don't.
SlightlyNormal
Thankfully, such people don't grace us with their presence too often.
AgamemnonsMemes
PREACH BROTHER.
jorb
How about naked with socks?
TheTrueFreemo
Are you a beta?
randomweirdness
A what?
HueJanus
Neckbeard, ho!
Vranak
What about a muumuu? http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120624185541/simpsons/images/7/78/King-Size_Homer_%28Promo_Picture%29_2.jpg
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Crocs with socks over them.
HennessyWilliams
I KNOW I've seen aging asian women wearing that exact combination. I'm CERTAIN.
randomweirdness
well I am neither asian nor a woman (as far as I know) so as shaggy said: "it wasn' me"
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Was it the one-armed man?
jrau18
No, it was his brother, the two-armed man.
SAWhowhatnow
No one under 65 and outside of a three-piece suit should ever wear a fedora. Otherwise it just makes you look like a date-rapist.
randomweirdness
this kind of attitude is what originally made me post what I did. Now, where do I buy a fedora?
Kaislikethewind
Try Hot Topic.
SAWhowhatnow
You mean good advice? But if you want to look like a douchebag, go to the nearest Wal*Mart and pick up your cardboard and felt piece of shit
CaptainLipperdipper
has your username ever been more relevant? lol
randomweirdness
Sometimes. Never moreso than now though I don't think.
calmchowder
there's no such thing as "a classy pair of sandals" on a grown man. sorry.
TheDeceptiveBanana
I thought those sandals were hideous.
nteiznt
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1183/a1183.gif?v11301bss2
SerialKitten666
THANK YOU
princesslemon
Tell em like it is!
piggypiglet
You've never lived in the tropics, have you?
caketard
Needing them doesn't make them classy.
piggypiglet
There's nothing classy about foot-rot let me tell ya..
chrisinvisible
Yeah. This times a thousand.
cokebender
Duh. Crocs!
MyBoyfriendCallsMeSweetBooty
Especially those sandals. They're almost as ugly as crocs.
Timexican
You didn't hear it from me, but a certain Timexican owns crocs sandals.
vanishplusxzone
Agreed. Comfortable? Fine. Classy? Stop kidding yourself.
t3xq71
I must not be classy. Classiness is the mind-killer. Classiness is the little-death that brings total obliteration...
SteevyT
I only wear sandals when either a) I'm wearing shorts and don't give a fuck. Or b) walking to someplace I'm going swimming.
WruceBaynetheManBat
Flip flops > sandals. They looks cooler and are more stylish.
Ryukishi
Or just "I don't give a fuck"
SteevyT
It doesn't matter how few fucks I give, if I'm wearing long pants, I don't wear sandals.
ProblyNotTheOne
Obviously you don't live on the coast.
rvleshrac
There's no such thing as "someone who wears sandals without socks who doesn't have worms," too.
vanishplusxzone
Wait, what? Is that actually a thing?
rvleshrac
Err... yeah. That's one of the primary ways you *get* worms, unless you're frenching a dog or eating raw pork.
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
What about the majority of people?
temotodochi
Sandals? Yeah sure, BUT USE SOCKS! Nobody wants to see your bare toes.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
I might consider wearing sandals if socks were acceptable. But I don't do no socks, so I don't do sandals :P
ClearEyesFullHearts
You could not be more wrong.
vanishplusxzone
No. I don't really like feet, but socks with sandals just look stupid. If you want to wear socks, just wear shoes.
TheCavenator
I can't say seeing my boyfriend in a pair of sandals is something I look forward to.
opad
I threw my husbands away really early. Probably the most controlling girl thing I've done but they were horrible and it had to be done.
TheCavenator
My boyfriend got a pair of white leather sandals for a beach wedding. No Thanks!
HandsomeSwede
Seriously. I disagree with a few of these.
GeeEm
Well I think the main point was the please don'ts anyway
balthcat
They still reinforced the Don'ts even if they don't really care. "Don't wear woman watches because that's womany." Ugh.
HandsomeSwede
Deep Vs can be fine depending on the person and the supposedly acceptable watch is hideous.
GeeEm
Yeah but neither of those were Please Don'ts. They weren't trying to be right about what's acceptable.
StarkTangent
The pube V only works on Matt Halpern
HandsomeSwede
Who?
whatthebjork
My boyfriend is a surfer and wears "man-dals" year round (we don't live somewhere warm)...I've learned to pick my battles.
Faolon
What if I'm not gay? Do I still have to follow these tips?
BoopyDoopyBoopBoopydoop
All men should follow these tips. Particularly regarding embellished button downs. *Blah*
HandsomeSwede
What's that got to do with anything?
TheMuffinMan19
Follow this advice and learn the ways of the hipster
HandsomeSwede
How the hell does that relate to the question I asked? And the picture has NOTHING to do with hipsters. You're out of your element, kid.
UDBV
I don't get the socks and sandals hate.
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Darkslayerryuu
well its because they are ugly and look plain ridiculous. like you said
Darkslayerryuu
never understood it either actually.
parallaxis
I have a really fucking comfy pair of sandals, but sometimes I need the warmth of socks. Is that so wrong?
hellomynameiscthulhu
No
tastytomato
Yes
ScienceDiscoverer
WHY?
NotAmused1001
Because the point of sandals is to let everyone look at your nasty toes. Otherwise, wear shoes.
ScienceDiscoverer
But why do people want to watch my nasty toes?
SerialKitten666
If you require socks for warmth, WEAR SHOES, please :(
parallaxis
Why?
SerialKitten666
Because socks and sandals are one hell of a shield for your virginity. It's like a women wearing socks and heels, gah
SerialKitten666
Basically, it's dorky in the worst way possible, and I love dorks...but no...
Ninjafrog
If you want to be Judgmental, DON'T DO IT, please. :(