eskatab

59124 pts · April 23, 2012


So a man walks into a bar with a giraffe under his arm. They both get hammered. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can’t leave that lyin’ there.” The man turns around and says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe."

Guys, I really fucked up this time.

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Seriously though, it's protein. I like protein.

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So my professor handed back our exams today.

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Every. Damn. TIme.

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This deserves to be reposted

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An 8 inch rubber dong smashing a glass of milk. For science

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I just can't handle boredom rationally.

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I think I just went full imgur

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Cap'n Morgan Freeman

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The only caption I can think of would ruin the joke... So ya.

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Whenever my lab partner complains about writing reports.

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This sums up how I feel about weather in the midwest right now.

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How The Grey was meant to be watched.

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I'd like to wish a special goodnight to all the whovians out there.

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I really enjoy when my Asian professor's accent bleeds through onto his exams. Makes me giggle.

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Walking through the club when I notice my ex.

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Wazzzzap!

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Walking away from campus after handing in my last final

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She'll be back. They always come back.

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So I hear some of you are Stargate fans.

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