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Single mother dressed up as a dad to take her kid to ‘Donuts With Dad’ day at school
When single mom Yevette Vasquez dropped her son off to school recently, she noticed more cars in the parking lot than usual. She asked her son Elijah what was going on and he told her that the school was holding a breakfast event called ‘Donuts with Dads’. Not wanting her son to miss out, Yevette, from Texas, did what any mom would do in such a situation: she drove home, put on a plaid shirt, a Rangers baseball cap, a chain, a fake mustache, and even a dash of cologne, and then returned to school incognito so Elijah could enjoy some donuts with “dad”.
“I know seeing other dads with their kids isn’t easy for mine but it’s life,” wrote Vasquez on Facebook. “At least I can do whatever it takes to put a smile on that face.” And as you can see, she certainly did just that.
Lierofox
Good guy Vasquez.
genexcore
Glazed doughnut with orange juice? BLASPHEMY!
NoWittyUsernameIdeas
All part of a nutritious breakfast!
trdogs55
BALKatalo
@sarah?
Chawzilla
WhatRaySay
cancer took my dad when I was 10, and my brothers were 6 and 4. single moms that go above and beyond like that bring tears to my eyes
SirStrongBad
Hey kid...your dad's got nice tits...
cokane73
it´s a me maria
DevonGronka
I've just met a girl named mariaaaaaaaaa
hellomagic
LOL
Honeybadger2198
Eating food in the library. SAVAGES
ShutUpImWorking
Calculated.
neonoptic
My face when:
Sipulikeitto
Where is Conan the Librarian when needed?!?
Euclid271
UHF!!!!
gibsonguy77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8
vetinar1
It's a me Mario
SallyAnn8
My only problem with this is that they're drinking orange juice with the donuts. Was milk too much to ask for?
Bezaid
Orange Juice is better. Then again, I grew up in Florida, so I might be a little biased.
Icanttakenothingserious
So kids mom dresses as a man so that he wouldn't be embarrassed???
CorneliusCornwall
Why did she have a fake moustache so readily available?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Sounds like you need to be more prepared with fake mustaches.
CorneliusCornwall
GerhardRammelhausen
How is a mom having a fake beard for a special day in school, that she prob. knew off long before, puzzling to you?
CorneliusCornwall
First its a moustache not a beard. Second its just a joke, calm the fuck down.
theelvesoflothlorien
Asking the important questions.
BewilderedBeaver
Nobody should have to justify a fake moustache.
samsonguy920
Well, the part where she also waxed was left out. You can do the math.
Luvvie
You don't?
CorneliusCornwall
No I grew my own. Like any self respecting burger MAN
Justapartofyourimagination
Single dad here. I don't think it would work the other way around.
BewilderedBeaver
Everything works if you are brave enough.
hatofrighteousfury
You never know till you try.
FFFS
Which bathroom did she use? : Major news networks probably
LenorePoe
That kid better grow up to be a good boy!!! He looks so happy. Parenting level...epic.
RonTheRonManRonDongRealLongDongRon
As a son of a single mother and a deadbeat father, she doing it right
hatofrighteousfury
As a straight male, I am surprisingly attracted to that young man's dad.
dizzyturtle
As do I.
BALKatalo
Not as straight as you thought.
djice777
ITS A TRAP
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Right? Like I see another dude's penis and go, "no thank you" but give me a pretty woman in drag and I'm all in.
daguq
His name is ... Bob .... (spot the reference)
angrysnowsquid
What some people will do for donuts
CISMaleScumLord
Dad joke level - mum
timberdoodle5
She probably could have just gone as herself. There are multiple moms that show up at our daddy/daughter dance. No big deal these days.
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
If she's anything like me, dressing up and going all out is half the fun.
insilico
Yeah but this way was fun
nihilistdad
Someone's gotta make sure everyone leaves with the same girl they came with.
uberarticuno
Holy fuck dude... +1
nihilistdad
Credit goes to Jack Handey. As a father to a teenage girl, I love that joke.
Adahman
Not a 'big deal'....but sad nonetheless.
NubbishStubsXP
She just wanted donuts
shitshitshitshitshit
That stache is glorious!
TheBlackVan
Ah, shitshitshitshitshit. Look what you've started!
shitshitshitshitshit
ShutUpImWorking
better than the one i grow myself..
Counterfit
I thought it was Cito Gaston at first.
CommentRepeat
That stache is glorious!
aFuckinChair
That stache is glorious!
Turbosnailz
That stache is glorious!
ShutUpImWorking
have you seen the Mustache on this one... it's glorious!
KeeleonOhms
Are we ignoring that she just had this sitting at home?
ZaphodBbx
She's the father every boy needs...
iFugl
"Donut with dad"-day at school in Norway would be unheard of, and frowned upon.
Nccoffee
Who's mom was this?
RetConMan
I was hoping someone else noticed this!
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Srs cat.
Montego1987
BklynPunisher
YO MAMA!
YourMovePoppinjay
In the first picture that dude is looking like.... Somethings fucky with that kid's dad.
Nccoffee
joelasko
Well... hello there sexy.
holdinitdown
Busted out cracking up!!!!!! +1 for you
AspiringGoodMotherfucker
*whose
jallupinya
I'm gonna save this for future uses
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
The real question is, who's mom WASN'T that
Cheekymonkey82
That perverted dad that scopes out the single mom in the room
HillaryClintonsEyes
maroobear
I laughed +1
IAlwaysUpvoteDean
brianclementsvatua
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
brianclementsvatua
SiriusLeeBlack
Anonymous0726
Username rele-LORD ALMIGHTY!
spideyatlaw
I just snorted and choked on my own spit. This was amazing
WhiteEddieMurphy
The first picture with him in it sitting at the table and looking over is hilarious.
BlackPanther01
Asian Stanley from The Office!
FridgeVanderHuge
/a/6bTYr
CoughSuppressant
http://imgur.com/65LrBC4
ladyVenom
http://imgur.com/Ahl1D1D
BigFatSlut
TheRealJesusShuttlesworth
As a son of a single mother and now a single father of twins, she is doing an amazing job. Never feels good being that one kid without a dad
TheOneBrandon
That's racist! Wait what...
Aquatomahawk
i always gave my mom a fathers day card. she taught me to ride a bike, fight and spit 3 ft far. my mom is the best dad ever.
RussianMoofinsStoleMyName
I know what you mean. I lost mine when I was eight.
OlMuskyMusk
I read this as "As a single mother and now a single father of twins.." .... Bruce?
mehimbored
Yes, this is how I read it too....
rncewnd
That one kid?
SomethingOffensive
Dress up as a woman when the school does "Muffins with Mom."
NoOne156
As a twin who had a single parent. I am sorry, so so sorry. Because twins are a damn nightmare, but I know they will be your joy too.
MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot
I was reading the comment, and I was like brandon? sure as shit
TheRealJesusShuttlesworth
Always fun seeing Your best friend on this site randomly
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
As someone in the same situation...agreed.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
As a son of a single mother and now a single father, salute!
YouaretheUniverse
Can i ask what happened to your twins mum?
l009
All my life, my mother was the only one. 30 now and only recently had brief contact with the person who she says is my father.
l009
You'll do a good job @onesenlightened
justorderalargefarva
One of my good friends is raising both his daughters by himself. I get a kick out of his posts on fb about learning how to French braid, 1/2
justorderalargefarva
But in reality, I know he's doing a fantastic job with those girls. I can't imagine how it feels.
AFancyGentleman
Only son of a single mother. My mom did shit like this while I was growing up. After age 5-6, I didn't even notice I didn't have a dad.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
It did for me but my dad was and asshole.
Flyndaran
I never noticed or cared though I was 13 when my dad died, so most of my most formative childhood was past.
nomisgnos
+1 for having twins. As a father of twins, it's hard work and I can't imagine doing it alone.
TK421isAFK
If one/both are girls, go to the mother/daughter tea parties. I've taken both of my daughters. Great food, the girls loved it, and the 1/2
TK421isAFK
a great way to meet single moms. Oh, and you don't have to cross-dress. There's always a PTA mom that gives you disapproving looks, but 2/3
TK421isAFK
she's just bitter about her own miserable marriage and life. Just smile and have fun. 3/3
Shimobe
Your modifier is dangling. She is not the son of a single mother and a single father of twins. :-/
Jncat
As a mother of twins I want to say you're my hero! I don't know how anyone could do this alone.
KiyaSeraphia
I swear I read that at first as "without a donus" automatically without actually reading it. I'm ashamed of myself.
KiyaSeraphia
donut* also can't type for crap
prettyanonbitch
1/2 You have my condolences and my awe. Being and single parent is so so hard, and that fact that you're a single father of twins?
prettyanonbitch
Makes me so happy to know there's men like you in the world.
WowSoSparkly
You're happy he's a single parent? Ok.
prettyanonbitch
Yeah, totally what I meant. No dude, I'm happy there's men who stand up and do the job when women don't/can't.
WowSoSparkly
Implying it's an extraordinary thing when a dude is doing his job as a father. Holy shit.
Tbruzer
That poor kid
PajamaStripes
I was that kid. My mom made me take my Pastor for Dads and Donuts Day in Kindergarten. Everyone made fun of me for YEARS.
TChallaVanDam
I feel like that was a really good try by your mom though, despite the backfire.
PajamaStripes
Perhaps you missed the point of "made". I didn't want to take anybody. I was fine going alone and told her that.
icicledrops
As a single mom (and raised by a single mom)...I hated these as a kid, and I hate them now. Open it up to 'parents' not just mom or dad
Birbin
Yea? Single dads are hot..
TheRealJesusShuttlesworth
Birbin
Hawt*
OfficialJoeBiden
I'm that one kid without a dad and it was never relevant after second grade so I stopped caring until he raped me three years ago.
sweetlikeachicacherrycola
Jesus honey *hug*
cutepiku
What in the actual fuck
OfficialJoeBiden
Things happen.
kittypoopappledrink
Exoizzy
Is that flo?
hallahuna
The character Lance from Portlandia
joboo
So perfect. +1 for Portlandia
RetConMan
Uhh, I believe you forget who the, um, real pullout king is http://imgur.com/sVBTAMo
kingloofa455
This is so great
iamtheboomking
/a/KgbLN
DanGessnercomedy
You’re my hero
DanGessnercomedy
hahahahahhaha
Drzhivago138
Look out for boxes with excess packaging.
PrinceMaggot
I fucking love you
Mikefreakinhart
I hope this makes you glorious
AlfredNugent
Cacao
ProfessionalPyromaniac
Cacao
Iunderstoodthatreference
cacao to cacao. cacao no more.
losttheabilitytoeven
Cacao!
schulace
I know it's intended to be cute and fun, but it kinda really bothers me when schools hold events that assume things about your family life.
BoondockSaintsFan
They likely also do a muffins with moms event at that school like they do for my kids.
SqueakShow
I respectfully disagree. I don't think we should censor happiness so that nobody ever feels left out. My partner is a divorced dad (1/2)
SqueakShow
who works away and his kids still attend mother and father events at school even though they won't have a parent there. Why should the (2/3)
SqueakShow
school stop having nice things like this?
DimmestLemming
Because the alternative is "Fried Food with your Folks"
BewilderedBeaver
I like that.
YumYumLickAroundTheBumBum
how did this event assume ANYTHING? WTF ?
SqueakShow
Agree. It's not assuming EVERYONE has a dad. It's acknowledging many kids do, and that this is something nice to do together.
schulace
It assumed you have a dad. Which obviously isn't always the case.
YumYumLickAroundTheBumBum
My father died when i was 4 years old.
schulace
I'm very sorry.
YumYumLickAroundTheBumBum
Had one and I love my mother very much. I love her more than any other person. But still I feel like I got left out on certain things.
YumYumLickAroundTheBumBum
Ya dude it sucks but whatever. I lived through it. I just cannot understand why moms are supposed to be dad's nowadays. I knew I never 1/