Your mom, just one week before you were conceived
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I think my daughter drew a boy skeleton
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My daughter ain't afraid of no ghosts
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Um... take this from me
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She always seemed so sweet...
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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?
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Well, how about that?
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I love popcorn
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You gotta be kitten me...
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I feel the same way, dude.
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Is it Thursday?
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Perseverance is a virtue
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If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...
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Haders gonna hade...
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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I can't believe Grandma trolled us like that. -these guys, probably.
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Who do I love?
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Forgive me, but...
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For my new friend -
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Shiri - The robotic ... butt
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I've needed this word for so many puffins (and wrongly used bears)
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Lunar Eclipse 4/14/14
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Only 3.5 hours left of today, keep it weird for me
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[Tobias intensifies]
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This about sums us up...
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My reaction when I see Seth Meyers, too
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Always, a personal hero...
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Let's play cringeworthy...
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Bring on Monday!
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Sign Language Rap Battle!
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:]]
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Being a girl, on the internet, at night
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Me waking up early around hungover jerks this morning
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Go away...Bating...
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My friend opened my tea cupboard, and promptly had a teagasm
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52
This is why I come here
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Not to brag, but I'm in love with my job...
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I really don't like hot dogs, thank you... I'll eat later
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'When I'm no longer rapping, I wanna open an ice cream parlor, and call myself Scoop Dogg' - Snoop Dogg
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I pulled a Kitty.
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I like number eight, so I see you watching me shitpost
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This should work nicely to keep me awake with him tonight..
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Oh, Alton, yes! I will marry you!!
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