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May 21, 2020 6:56 AM
StudioOOOMS
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supersciencemike
It will keeel.
EauMineraleNaturelle
Antman vs Machete
suomynonA
Mike & Ike's knife handle
hellomellowyellojellobitch
Bakamao
Ah finally something worse than stepping on a lego
Thetiredmechanic
Haha awesome
spontaneous9
Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
You got some sharp skills!
DeadpoolsTinyHand
fyzker
Would 100% lose this in my cutlery drawer and cut my hand on it 2 months later. 10/10 ?????
Judhael
If you lose it, just wait until dark & open the drawer...voila, glow in the dark handle.
thelaud
Orcs are present
RuListning
Worse then stepping on a lego in the dark for sure
HibiscusQueen79
Thats pretty cool. Would want a set of those....human size ofcourse
StudioOOOMS
Feel free to check my site; www.oooms.nl
willpostanything
This is what i get when online shopping from china
SirBobby98121
For those things that go bump in the dark.
havanicerespawn
You trying to cut your weiner off?
Frogapus
Imagine mistaking that for an airpod in dim light.
StudioOOOMS
Hehehe, i like your mind
RandomMemmer
Look up tiny cooking videos.
pandro
Yes! Tiny Kitchen would want a word with OP!
pyroplumbus7
Didn't know glow-in-the-dark materials were available in prison
StudioOOOMS
Anything that fits a butt...
upvotingisfun
Fishammer
Sweet chopper!
jediCarla
Can you make one smaller?
StudioOOOMS
How much smaller?
jediCarla
One foot to one inch scale.
StudioOOOMS
Whats that in cm?
jediCarla
I have no idea. ???♀️
jediCarla
Maybe 12 cm scaled down to one cm?
jediCarla
Maybe 12 cm scaled down to one cm?
BewareOfBOB
Not to sound pretentious and pedantic, but that's not a small knife but a small cleaver.
chefChr1s
could be a nakiri, but more likely an usuba because of the single bevel
5NoteHalf
It is technically both. A cleaver is a type of knife.
StudioOOOMS
“Knife; an instrument composed of a blade fixed into a handle, used for cutting or as a weapon. “
Pipnipwip
It’s still a cleaver tho’.
Covidnineteen
A lot of different knives with a similar profile.
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
"That's not a car. It's a Honda Civic."
trigonman3
It's a schooner!
KinkoTheGoblin
and it's also a knife.
DietCokeIsTheBest
Ah yes just a blade with a handle. Like a claymore, zweihander, katana, axe, battle axe, machete, scythe...etc. All just knives
KinkoTheGoblin
swords are just that, big knives. someone stabbed someone with a knife and thought "this knife is nice but it could be a lot longer"
DietCokeIsTheBest
Clearly not. We wouldn’t differentiate them by other names if they were the same thing.
Covidnineteen
I've never heard someone call a long blade a sword. It's always been an arming knife. Or katana knife. Or chain knife
ishanbasu23
osnabb
Skidmarksteev
Came here for this!
NirvanaNik
Ever seen those videos where they make tiny burgers and stuff?
SeanWick
dannnen1
Because he can
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
Quarantine duh
tabIeandchairs
drugs.
majorserenity
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously though, why?
SgtJohnsonsJohnson
Forged in Fire
ManMadeMachine
In today's challenge...
biggestblackestjesus
Your signature blade will be between 1-2cm with a full tang
jediCarla
Why not?
D4RK3CH0
A little knife to cut little bitches.
UnrustleYerJimmies
Need.
ilhares
"When midgets step up, I stomp midget asses."
moQh
Give'm stitches
KindofaBadPerson
Plot twist: OP is emo.
MrInternationalWorldwide
Finally I can cut those baby carrots.
Lurker4815162342
Yeah! Hurt them really bad!
BigFatBobbie
*regular sized corn* "These corn are not very big." Homer: "Those are BABY corn." Marge: *GASP*
Commentsaboutyourusername
All over the world in any kitchen
WhiteTexan
and get circumcised
BigDickJesus
No you need a Jewish priest to bite it off like the good ol' days
yomisimie
Kazgen
tabIeandchairs
for drugs?
Roune
The first time I saw this posted cocaine was one of tags
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
_______//
immrbrightside
StudioOOOMS
If you like.
ObiWanShalomi
yes pls
BypassXI
For ants!?
BigFatBobbie
Drug ants? Or anti-drugs?
BigFatBobbie
You ever lick the powder residue of yer choppin razor and slice yer tongue? ?
ObiWanShalomi
start in the middle, not at the sharp end....ya dummy !!
BigFatBobbie
You might not believe this, but I was a little messed up at the time. Not thinking perfectly. Jeeze
ObiWanShalomi
Hahaha yeah I get it :D those razors are too small for a lickin' anyways ;)
BigFatBobbie
Hahaha You have a great name. ?
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
amateur
Takethejump
Yo, I told you that in confidence, wtf?
ishanbasu23
No
BigFatBobbie
antidentite22
What is this, a knife for ants?
Phlynch
Too big for ants, it's for mice.
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
Yea. Ant Cloud needed a sword.
GruntThumper
I want the knife for ants...
OmegaWumpus
It's for that hamster.
nokia58
lostharbinger42
Ant Knife Fight is the name of my new emo band.
ESama
Is for small trolls that steal little girls breath away. They use them to fight their cat guardians.
MehEdits
Everyone forgets the little people
ObliqueRay
Points for originality.
EnigmaNL
This is a seedling knife, if you plant this in the ground a knife tree will grow from it.
zenoshogun
NotmyUsername2000
Get any smaller and it certainly will be!
Cranbananarama
Just one ant. He has spiky anime hair.
Zap117
A very specific berserker ant
AdmiralLightningrod
Forces intensify.
Sodatwigg
B I T E
Dragonfury5
I N T R U D E R
EvilPidgey
Its a tiny knife it would be S T A B
Dragonfury5
C U T
MrSaturday
Yes.
inthisibelieve
It needs to be at least 3 times as big
BigFatBobbie
How I going to lurn to cut good?
BigFatBobbie
Aw jeeze. I wish I spelt myself better
BigFatBobbie
Fuck. I drank meself retarded last night. I slept on the concrete for a while. I hope I did not bump me noggin.
inthisibelieve
Just checked my notifications and god damn if this didn't give me an ugly pig snorty laugh
KindofaBadPerson
I was looking for this.
BigFatBobbie
I was looking for: "You call that a knife?... "
PonkeyDunches
You call that a knife?
BigFatBobbie
BigFatBobbie
But when I reach for my knife... "THIS is a-