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I don't like the term "ally", I prefer the term "decent person". I thought these memes were funny (so I stole them) and I hope you do too. Love, Peace and chicken grease!
wildsageHMC
#43 this is so ridiculously adorable
SilkyAvenger
#1 They are just really good roommates.
CedricDur
My bro who refuses to use the pink umbrella and will walk under the rain because it's too gay for him.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#13 Gotta say, it took me a solid minute of ‘where’s the joke?’ before I got it.
Rogerwilco1974
#8 Yeah, fuck the bi's, right? JUST MAKE A CHOICE, IDIOTS! /s
SmokyDoggg
#17
imgonnaralph
Just gonna leave this here for ya
Rogerwilco1974
#3 ayyyy! That's from the Jack Black MTV Movie Awards Spiderman spoof! Classic!
MutteringMisanthrope
InfocalypseRising
swedeonamoose
#12 *rich straight men* nothing but boring itchy clothes for the rest of us.
evilcannedevil
True, though those clothes were seen as "the ideal" for men of means. Nowadays, it's apparently avoiding using reusable bags? Ugh.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
#2 upvote space lesbian catgirl.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
#13
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MichaelMars
TheHillsHaveNostrils
#8 bi erasure, as per usual smh
circegirl
Yep downvote from me
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
British is just a posher version of bi.
themknzsmith
My thoughts exactly… feels like we’re only ever brought up in threesome jokes.
PinkEater
#50 Can that be added to? Need a jock strap also? A bra and a jock strap would be inception level supportive?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Wouldn't you also need to add a binder and a packer?
TheGifReturns
Ok I draw the line at including the British.
Jagernot
If Mads Mikkelsen and Tilda Swinton asked me to swing, I'd tell them to call me Tarzan.
MasterChristopher
MasterChristopher
#17 Hulk Hogan with the Ol' Dick Twist!
AtsaMattaForMe
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Upvote Space lesbian catgirl
AtsaMattaForMe
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Yes upvote space lesbian catgirl.
TheGhostMinx
kaeldra
These memes were pretty gay. +1
qtRaven
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
#8 listen i get that they were born that way, but i just can’t support that kind of lifestyle. have they ever even tried just not being british?
palatinekatinka
I'm considering becoming irish...
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
like, put some spices in your food, maybe give some of the looted artifacts from the british museum back, and stop pretending that “shadow chancellor of the exchequer” or “baroness garden of frognal” are appropriate names for government officials
folded13
A very large number of people have done exactly that throughout history. Usually with guns.
Iaimtomisbehave
;-)
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egoAristippos
GuitarBobMonterey
...heey, who dat lurkin?
HoldingAccount
Bill Clinton
TheSecretPsychopath
I’m sorry, I thought I could make it through this whole post just fine but I’m honestly about to vomit from absolute disgust. I mean seriously, who the fuck uses rock-scissors-paper!? It’s either rock-paper-scissors or paper-scissors-rock. Fuckin’ people these days…
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Fuckin' people ... ??
Fuckin a man.
gnomedeplume
Boulder parchment shears?
tinybartender
mineral-papyrus-scythe
gnomedeplume
rock, flat rock, rock with sharp edge
frischcode
Froggey
Mongay, tuesgay, wednesgay, ..
spitfires2000
After tacos on Tuesday you don't wanna be gay on Wednesday or Thursday. Or maybe you do?
Asadsadsadclown
I think #4 covered this
thriftstorebooklady
#33 RANT TIME. I'm currently in a straight relationship and this is just as dumb for straight couples as it is for gay ones. Who wears the pants in your relationship? We both do. We're equals. We both have a job, we both have a house, we take turns who's on top in bed, I can burp as loud as he can and my farts are guaranteed 200% deadlier than his. Take your stupid gender defined behavioral stereotypes and git out. /rant
tinybartender
Equality? In this economy? /s
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
That sounds really gay ...
thriftstorebooklady
I am a little gay.
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
Well, carry on gaily then.
photoshopbot01
Yup. Super weird to think that every relationship has some kind of dom/sub dynamic, and people think it's ok to ask about that?
porcinechoirmaster
I know a gay couple, and both of them wear kilts pretty much everywhere. I once asked them who wore the pants in their relationship. The expression on their faces... man, it still makes me giggle.
Malloon
Good rant.
marsgoose
IDK, marrying your equal if it wasn't impossible would be very inefficient, you want to find your complement, not a similar.
thriftstorebooklady
I think we have different ideas of the word equal. We 100% complement each other, but we always discuss any decisions and neither of us has more say than the other. Neither takes authority in any way.
marsgoose
As far as authority, person with more expertise in a field/task takes authority over it. At least that's the most sensible approach.
Spiritsue
I thought it meant sex..who has the dick..like a “how do you do it”
thriftstorebooklady
For the non-adventurous, I suppose. :)
malooooone
https://makeagif.com/i/UIOIra
SmokyDoggg
#42 Tbf Caesar’s legacy was humongous, even in other languages like in German they named their leader the Kaiser and in Russian the Czar, all derived from “Caesar”
only90skidswillgetthis
Yes, of course. It's not making a case that he wasn't important. Despite how important we view him, he felt inadequate compared to Alexander. That's the interesting part.
MossyAbyss
But how many cities did HE name after himself, hmm?
gnomedeplume
there's a salad named after him
PeteThePerv
dudes of power named themselves after him! fuck cities, dudes of all sorts wanted to be in his shadow. shit, the pope is kinda just bottom caesar.