MasterChristopher

124597 pts ยท May 20, 2020


There aren't a lot of things that I like. Things I may like include: Anime and manga, games, mystery/suspense, undercover/spy stuff, nudes/porn (Hentai too), attention, seafood, and stand-up comedy. And I'm not making this up, unlike @cangarejos

MFW it's third Tuesday of the month but for nearly the past year, all the attention has been on TT instead of the Dark Knight's rising in his neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM

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Here's a TT for the ladies (Dudes can indulge too!)

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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man??!!

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T'was the Thursday before Thanksgiving, and not a thigh high was bunching... Not even a Mousey.

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MFW it's a little less weird for me to have my Batman costume on at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month since it's almost Halloween, and no one's suspicious of me being in my neighbor's sprinklers anyway

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It's my Cake Day... So I'm reminiscing of a time long past in Imgur history.

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TT x1, this one's for the ladies!

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TTx2 - Dad Bod Progress edition

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Fancy Friday #4! I'm still at it!

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Still, we should stop electing the unfortunate ones...

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LNFF x2: I heard you like forearms

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When I say "Let the good times roll," I really mean ALL the good times!

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TGIFF

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Happy Black FF

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It's that time of year again, where the MAGA snowflakes remind us once again they're actually made of marshmallow

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He spits fast, but the subtitles are faster!

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Snoop called him a weirdo before it was cool. Now he's cool with the weirdo. How very disappointing...

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2nd Ever (On Imgur) Fancy Friday!! Tie edition!

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Ah jeez, I've had these since Sunday and ALMOST forgot to post! Finally, some new Fancy Friday stuff!

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Finally, you've come...

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TT, recreating another's Throwback TT (Feat. Aloy vs a Tremortusk)

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Now to carry on like nothing happened.

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After all these decades, I still don't understand why...

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Revenge of the 5th

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When it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month, but you becum frozen solid mid-stroke

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Times are hot

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Why am I like this though? D:

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MFW it's hot af and 3:32 AM on the Third Tuesday of the month, so I can finally get some relief in my neighbor's sprinklers while I get some relief in my neighbor's sprinklers

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It's Fancy Friday once again - Forearms edition

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T'was the third Tuesday before Christmas, and not a creature was stirring... Except me at 3:32 AM in my neighbor's sprinklers

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Unlike those disingenuous can openers, who will go right back to ignoring our veterans as soon as Pride Month is over, since they're only using their "Appreciation Month" as a political tool to hate on the gays

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Who needs increased video length?

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It's that time of the month again

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Fool me once, shame on... Know what? Shame on those who fell for it even the first time.

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I rememeber Septmemeber

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I slept on Fancy Friday last week. :( Late Night FF

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This was in 1991 btw

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It's that time of year again, where we remember this dude votes.

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One Chris to master them all

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MFW it's my Cake Day, but I can't ask for stuff anymore because the glory days of Old Imgur have passed, so I have to go relieve myself in my neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM instead since it also happens to be the third Tuesday of the month

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Imgur, are you okay? So, Imgur, are you okay? Are you okay, Imgur?

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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Banana Day!

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No ifs, ands, or buts!

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Whipped this one up in about 45 seconds

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MRW as we approach the end of another Titty Tuesday

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MFW I'm trying to bring May flowers to my neighbor's lawn on the third Tuesday of the month, but their sprinklers cum on at 3:32 AM and wash it away

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MFW it's cloudy at 3:32 PM on the third Tuesday of the month and only just now getting to my neighbor's sprinklers because I was too distracted by Titty Tuesday at 3:32 AM

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Things were simpler back then...

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They're all good girls, Brent

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But I know it won't work

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Where was this level of support back then?!

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Corporations the moment June ends

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WTF? It seems I didn't post this last 7/29?!

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Third annual birthday meme dump for two birthday girls whose birthdays are today!

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Everyone expects pranks on Halloween day, so instead I get in my Batman costume at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month to leave my mark on my neighbor's lawn... Just to catch him off guard...

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When it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month and my neighbor's lawn is all brown from that month of excessive heat, so I'm helping to reseed his grass

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