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Jonokiwi
Burn it all before it spreads
BatmanRidingANarwhal
Fuck to the no thanks
kilonevada
KaJuN
lindabelchersfirstcousin
swiftboat
Anyone else get a super vulnerable anal feeling when seeing spiders on imgur while pooping?
renegade0782
The green glint from their eyes. They're that large to show up in photo. What the fuck man.
Evern
Wolf spiders. The real fun is using a lanturn in the forest at night or shining a flashlight into a shed or barn. Eyes everywhere.
olliehopnoodle
If I was the one that opened it up you would have heard my scream and I would have to throw away my pants!
AzgarOgly
Please tell me you did save them.
zoigo
With fire
Austin117
Fellow pool maintenance guy?
ZombieTrooper
the second i saw this, i warped faster than a light from the toilet seat.
goodyoneshoes
OhKittyWhoaKitty
If you put your ear to it, do you hear wailing and gnashing of teeth? You should show us.
HansGrubersSuit
yeager99
TheTomTomTom
This is a sign you need more chlorine, just dump like 20kg in there.
Atribbs
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
BobbyRockets
Jesus! That one guy behind the 3rd car runs out on fire and falls to the ground.
WillTheFifth
What the hell? Source!!
SuperOKNumberTwo
Always use the utmost caution when smoking around the corned beef and cabbage convention.
morrighan42
Rescue the salamander first so it has time to gtfo, then just balance a stick in there so everyone else can get out
MrMemethief
UsernameAttemptOne
This just made my day
Masticause
This was my face so very much, wife got concerned from across the room
EdumamacationUSay
https://imgur.com/Dov2iEO.jpg
Velocirapture7
Thats one brave salamander.
NotAHugeSpider
Gotta make his monthly quota selling car insurance.
usersubbordercontrol
That's what I was thinking. I really hope @OP saved mister salamander!! (I really love them. They're like frog snakes!!!!)
IVIunk
He couldn't eat all of them fast enough
UpvoteDarkSouls
"Fuck." - salamander probably
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Took me longer than I'd like to admit to find the friggin thing.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Where? I don't see a Salamander
fuzzygreendemon
Newt in the top right hand corner of 1st and 2nd pics.
JeffGodofBiscuits
Probably got lost, followed his GPS
SatansTesticles
Fucking Apple maps
astronomygeek7
But why are the spiders as big as it though? :[
Ravengirl11
????
27yoUGLYvirgin
Does anyone here actually think this is a Salamander or is there a joke I'm missing??
briham86
2nd picture, top right corner
27yoUGLYvirgin
Holy moly! I thought people were referring to the millipede.
Datsinginguy
Millipede's not a salamander silly!
citizenkayt
How much fire? All the fire.
JarJarBinksKisser
They know this! thats why they are in the water! THEY ARE EVOLVING! Your fire is powerless here
KnifeKnut
Use a flamable liquid that is both lighter than water and imiscible in water.
BlackWolfIII
Hell fire?
TheLuckybamboo
Dark fire?
Pheralg
Nuclear fire
BlackWolfIII
Okay okay nuclear hell fire of doom?
Pheralg
that will do
DrSpatula
Wildfire if in California
Johnparmesan
Still not enough
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Comment section during a political debate?
creamedLead
Nope.
horsebones
That didn't take long
Tutor
Let's take this to the frontpage for everybody to enjoy
shouldistayorshouldigo
SoftcoreFavorites
Arachnophobic here. Fuck all of you.
BobbyRockets
https://imgur.com/5PgaIdp how do you feel about this?
turtortoise
Actually, they're all just trapped and trying to get out so they don't drown. Put something against the side in the hole so they have a ramp
AzgarOgly
Humans are cruel.
pokachu
glad someone else has compassion for the animals
BhawbTheMagnificent
They aren't animals and they also don't have the capacity to feel suffering.
Revnis
seeing as its chlorinated water, this is ironically is probably better, assuming these are all now toxic and could kill larger animals.
turtortoise
That's what happen when you find spiders in your drain, they get stuck when they go looking for water. I just like em, they eat harmful bugs
Cyhidraethe
That is cool as long as they follow my one rule and dont let me see them
parpy
Word. Nothing should have its life snuffed out because it's subjectively not aesthetically pleasing for a person to look at.
Cyzyk
Except centipedes.
Luther848
Dude we are territorial creatures. I don't like other creatures in my space.
sauciergymnast
remycrane
Nah, but I'll snuff em out because I wake up covered in spider bites when I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING. Spiders are dicks
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pokachu
Thank you! They are a form of sentient plant. Wake up America
CallTheFireMan
Insects are animals, if you don't believe me you can search online.
AzgarOgly
Spiders are animals, but ain't insects.
CallTheFireMan
You right, you right...
ADisturbedOne
Or you know... let them starve to death or eat each other until there's nothing left? Cuz I will not let them out!
archjones
Im ok with them dying
bringbakfirefly
I'd rather set them on fire.
KatyCox
How bout, no?
bringbakfirefly
Girl gets it.
ZanarkandAbes
That sounds exactly like something a spider trying to unleash the gates of hell would say.
turtortoise
aboxacaraflatafan
How's the wireless down there?
KrazyNTAC
You can see the eyes glowing.... *shivers* FTS
Pheralg
they're powering up
StormBurnX
*eyes reflecting the light from the camera
JeffGodofBiscuits
slightlyhotcontents
That username tho.
Shamorza
Calm the fuck down Jeff. These are just some goddamn innocent insects.
JeffGodofBiscuits
CloudberryMoose
JeffGodofBiscuits
whoa
ShiftMasrerFlex
What kind of nopes are those?
SchmidtyC
Brown recluse maybe?
SchmidtyC
Nm too dark, probably a bit too big
RikusKhan
The one on top in the first close-up definitely looks like a brown recluse. Saw some other fiddle-backs too. Some jumping and a wolf or two.
morrighan42
Uhhh, no. None of those are brown recluses. Or jumping spiders.
UonlyThinkyourDead
exactly i had to go back and recheck to see if i missed something, all wolfies and harmless to us
morrighan42
I hate how every spider is called a brown recluse/every instance of necrotic flesh a brown recluse bite. Nah bitch, you just got cellulitis
UonlyThinkyourDead
exactly folks freak over simplest shit, its even sadder with the access to the net to research what shit looks like and still be ignorant
SchmidtyC
Did some research, glowing eyes and larger bodies consistent with Wolf spiders
Starchef
Ah Wolf spiders...the zergs of the spider world.
Lizardlover
Those look nothing like the wolf spiders we get in California, ours are light brown with 2 darker brown dorsal stripes, and slightly hairy
justarocknroller
Hairy with 2 dorsal stripes sounds more like a grass spider to me. Always used to get 'em mixed up.
Evern
Can confirm, my Nana's house was full of those bastards. Any time renos were done = living room full of gigantic wolf spiders.
DontmindmeImjustapostagenote
What the fuck.
Evern
I sometimes wonder how the new owners are enjoying rebuilding the old place. They haven't burnt it down yet, so that's a good sign.
whatupmyknitters
the kind whose eyes glow for the glory of satan, of course
MaddPainting
Genus Kukulcania, aka Black spider, i think they mostly are from Arizona
kmaz
Hell Fuckin' Nopes
helicotrema
8 legged nopes
BobbyRockets
The nope nope nope kind
Zahnradfee
Nopes in distress.
Hecter94
It's dangerous to go alone, take this -
LagerLagoon69
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE
reineseele
Removes any blockage.
thatduckingguy
Klaaism
Ravengirl11
????????????
Derakor
looks like a fallout NV dynamite
naruku
Serious question how would you go about killing them. Obviously don't have dynamite on hand. And they could go in the water if there's fire.
tornadosandwich
Huh I just realized that's the dynamite from fallout new Vegas and it has the wrong US flag on it. It should be a circle of stars
Trogdoooooooor
Only if he’s got 25 explosives skill
KingOfTheAnarchists
Nccoffee
Catmancer9000
SandwichRGood
fool, you'll need ARCHIMEDES for this
DrSharkbite
Good! Use your aggressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you!
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Swagmeister9
That thing is fucking terrifying
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
No. They have to nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure..
InsanityKiwi
You're cute. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7abwbzKeaRksvVaE/giphy.gif