I've had that moment.
To any Imgurians in their first few weeks of quitting cigarettes.
Spearow Agnew the 39th Vice President of the United States.
Remember this before heading out to work.
This is stupid but it made me laugh.
TIL Jim Varney did used car commercials in Character as Ernest.
I'm at the start of day 2.
MRW I get off of work.
Been trying to quit cigarettes this week.
I'll just leave this here.
When a customer gives you false information and you get them to admit they lied.
Dale Gribble dump
The first thing I'm doing when I get home tonight.
When none of your coworkers play games on the PC.
The seduction techniques of Slamson.
I'm just a humble peon sir.
So hot.
This part still gets me.
Insert title here.
This is still my favorite south park episode.
When you go in for your yearly review.
Tis the season for cookies.
When someone responds with an article and it proves your argument is wrong.
Billy King
Remember to always water your car so it can grow big and strong.
History of Florida
I've seen it get a lot of flak but I still like it.
I haven't seen this one on here yet.
When a customer tries to get you to violate company policy.
Magic 8 Ball
Reading bad reviews is a guilty pleasure of mine.
Working on that beach body.
I'll show myself out.
Meh
When you're white and listening to gangster rap in your car.
The Cleveland Cavaliers Front office has a meeting.
When you get through a call without the customer arguing with you.
Only one more day of this until the weekend.
PSST
When you ask a customer if he wants an appt in the morning or in the afternoon and they answer "Yes".
When you don't get enough fiber in your diet.
MRW the customer spins a BS story that contradicts the notes in front of me.
Small Dump about Hognose Snakes.
When you tell a customer you can't do it because it's against company policy.
MFW I'm in the break room and a co-worker reheats fish.
When a customer just says "Hey this is Robert" like you're supposed to remember them right away.