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Aug 4, 2018 7:05 AM
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trollprozac
Wow, haven't seen this one for a while. It almost doesn't count as a repost
thatssirtoyou
As a student living in downtown boston I've seen all of these poses from our eastern friends
TheToofFairy
Lol the top photo is in Sydney Australia, I was just there this morning :)
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Honestly Asians have a more effective pose.
cre8majic
art school taught us not to stoop, pix look weird at eye level
Antelino
Asians are masters of support
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Yea but I get tired of playing healers in games :(
Antelino
Too bad, both you and my gf are my pocket healers and pocket healers have to heal
JonniUtah
The last dude’s little feet!
IndigoWendigo
Last week I saw two asians tourists shooting a photo at a pigeon on the ground.
inyourheadunderyourskin
The American pigeons get pretty big when they feed on McDonald's fries.
IndigoWendigo
Nah, an italian, perfectly average pigeon, it was just sitting smooshed on the ground,and they were taking photos like they never saw one.
REDRIOT7
I see these and think of Boyle taking pictures of Peralta
FreakyClownSWE
the "art graduate" holds the camera wrong too..
DingDongMyDudes
Why is “x” the symbol for the angle? It’s making me uncomfortable.
LawrenceOfNorway
GrumpierOldMan
TheReverseShock
Need to brace for the recoil when you shoot
NeilPoonHandler
As an Asian, holy shit I can't believe how accurate is this
KeaneN
The Asians are more trained
gumblemuntz
It's how you make your Asian friends look taller...
DancinNinja
Us Asians always are assuming the tripod position because we’re built to look through camera lenses. “Eyes always in widescreen”
DeniseReade
That's a really important "Us" at the beginning.
qwijybo
Shouldn't it be We Asians?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
It’s kind of a stereotype to describe them as “wee Asians” isn’t it?
DancinNinja
Wee as in little? Or wee as in making fun of my accent Lee?
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
That too!
qwijybo
As an irish asian, yes it is.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
Ok this may announce my stupidity but why doesn't the art student take a step back?
HermeneuticalQuandary
Not quite sure there’s any stability benefit to that pose and if there were maybe for a few inches of elevation. It’s more about arms/hands.
McGreed
Actually it's not as much how far back they are, but more the height they are at.
LeSethX
It's cuz we put ourselves into the shot. We art grads can end up in weird poses
grovberg
Because like every other human being on earth, she sometimes make choices that aren’t 100% logical.
grovberg
She likely set her feet and then moved her head back and forth to find the frame she wanted.
grovberg
The real question though—why is everyone all up in her business about it?
astrangehop
She's locked into stance and doing microadjustments for framing, because cropping is for poseurs.
SpitMatt
As an honours degree art student, we don't do that shit in reality (totally not pissed off at stereotypes)
effigyoma
I've done a little work in photojournalism; I was always more worried about the angle and framing of the shot over my stance.
SpitMatt
Exactly, people who make those stupid poses are just pretentious twats
byxor
As an art graduate, if we had that kind of sense, we wouldn't be art graduates.
DukeMcNasty
Now that is an honest answer! +1
wheeeeeee
asdfghlkjgh
botmarvin
Imma start taking pictures like this
Soppa76
The art graduate pose is really unsafe, Asians have it right. How are you supposed to recover from the giant recoil from shooting the photo?
DirtRagFartStain
It's a DIGITAL camera, genius.
AmILateToTheParty
The flash is still there
DirtRagFartStain
The muzzle brake is right there on the end of the lens. I bet you don't even know what the legal definition of an "assault camera" IS
awesomebychoice
Well is it high capacity?
AspAspAsp
It depends on your state. In Blue states you can barely fit high-caliber Megapixels. Shoot a couple macro shots at short range.
HippDeutschMan
FunEndsHere
FutureHylian
jump right as youtake the shot so the frce makes you do a sick backflip
DontcallmeLen
Don't forget the weight shift as the memory card fills up.
plmshrddr
bc of the different types of shooting. Asian applies burst or full auto mode, but art student manually reloads a homemade SD cart each shot.
VultureTX
I figure Asians just like to keep a lower center of balance martial arts stance, in case kung-fu fighting.
BroughttoyoubytheletterB
Hurts my back to look at her.
MaximumRadius
She? I thought that was a guy.
AsFarAsIKnow
I suggest working out. even a little
BecauseCows
You good sir should do some stretching. She's not even leaning back that much.
BroughttoyoubytheletterB
Eh. I'm 2 back surgeries in.
FultoJ17
I read this as beong serious till i got to the recoil part and pissed my pants, good job
winchent
What do you think happens when you take a photo? Cannon is the brand name, not the resulting fire.
MattRileyArt
Exactly! As an art graduate myself, I... I'm too poor to afford a camera.
AlbertRVA
Belly laughed. Best comment I’ve seen in a while
antoonz
Lift with your legs, not with your back!
ExecutorHideo
Just use a recoil compensating tripod, duh!
ENCHANTMEN
Does it have a mounting point for an underbarrel grenade launcher?
ExecutorHideo
No, but it does have an Extended SD card memory, with High Capacity Lenses to help take car of those "bigger pictures."
MartianBase
clenching their diaphragms.
tilerd
Hahahah lol’d
ivanadrianjayceonxanderkase
ProxyPlayerHD
nice 404
drapester
Funny! Real talk, you can hyper extend your back that way.
Cthulily
Yep, big lens, big recoil.
vampirehedgehog
It's not really the caliber of the photo that matters, it's that the velocity of the photons are ~1c.
BroughttoyoubytheletterB
These pictures are ancient. The ceras that asians wield nowadays are fucking enormous. Makes me feel a little self conscious.
Ketheres
Look, just get a bigger compensator than what they have
MakeKoriander
Get a degree in leaning they said, you'll be making lots of monies they said.
GnomeHomo
Depends on whether you're leaning backwards or forward.
onetimeisawbobsagetnaked
they didn't say that. nobody says that.
inyourheadunderyourskin
Pst....that's the joke fyi
MakeKoriander
2deep4him
TimeIsMoneyFriend
I said it once
MrNightfish
Hm, yea, that sounds good, but what if I paid you in exposure instead? That okay?
TwoToneeRebel
Hey instead of an upvote ill give you exposure instead.
waltjrimmer
We use digital these days. We don't have to worry about exposure anymore.
Zobaken
Well, it'll still be better than a degree in gender studies.
AgolfHiller
But how do i become a professional protester/20st century revolutionary larper without it?
voxOpprimo
Twentiest century
AgolfHiller
20th*
kawaiitankguy
The most twenty of them all,
satanicfolkmedicine
Charles222a203
Bottom one is really stable-that's really close to how the Army teaches firing from a standing position, besides where his feet are.
LHunterS
The art graduate's angle does nothing to change the picture. Compared to the tourist they just moved back and down slightly. Asian is right.
tomanderson35
im all asian but i have no camera. too broke.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I see you are a fellow Bsian
kindofaprick
You are not Asian-ing right.
JohnnyricoMC
With the exception of the tourist (who's just using a point-n-shoot), all of these are using an improper stance for preventing camera shake.
JohnnyricoMC
http://www.nobadfoto.com/how-to-hold-a-camera.html <- this is how you hold an SLR camera right.
inyourheadunderyourskin
This is actually the only helpful/educational post.
JohnnyricoMC
Why thanks, hope it helps you out.
CaptRackham
TIL why my pictures look like I have Parkinson's
mark471
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metalfoto
who is she
blinkythemisunderstoodghost
This is actually the photographer behind here taking this picture, bending the photo.
blinkythemisunderstoodghost
her*
Syrpynt
I have a little asian in me. Wait that didn't come out right...
MeanWinchester
What he meant to say was there is currently a Chinese man's penis inside his anus. Sorry for any confusion
HonestCommentFarmer
tugboatcaptain
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?! Wait that's not right either..
OneAngryDwarf905
Get it out! Get it out! It cant breath in there!
GrumpierOldMan
Freud would say differently.
ImASnek
Syrpynt
Fellow ssssnek ._.
Munnin41
LokiShinigami
Would you like to have more?
MetaSomma
TheBrofessionaI
None of that came out right.
SpaghettiHeresy
Wink wink
KindofaBadPerson
LightingSquirrel
MasterOfSpaghettiCode
That was the only part of that movie worth watching
LightingSquirrel
What's it from?
bochilee
You mean a little Asian penis
lochnessm0nster
* insert george takei saying oh my*
LeSethX
IUseSmallBananas4Scale
“Tasty lil guys” said Syrpynt.
ChameleonFacedGoon
hopefully it at least went in right
BeBopALulaHelaJavlaDan
th3raabi
Sounds like he went in just fine though
Jackmyripebanana
Because its probably still in you
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
There's no real way of knowing
krammo
But it went in, oh so right.
Nemain
Are they ok? Do they have air? How did they get so small?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
It totally came out wong
RaisinnBrand
Phrasing
PlusHooks
Well I hope it eventually does...
jday5
Neither did he
Fauxcused
He came right in
SuperTacticalSandwich
That's the most asain anyone ever gets in them
DoughSlayer
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ImASnek
ThePhoenix204
ImASnek
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut