Soon...
I'm with the government and I'm here to help.
The interview made front page yesterday and everyone had a fun time shitting on us snowflake millennials, so I found this headline amusing this morning.
They're good dogs, Bront.
Some days be like...
Today we said good bye to our little dude of 11 years. So long, little man. You were the best.
Works every time!
To celebrate my cake day, I'm posting something that looks like icing but is actually just icey
A really random dump made by stealing from other random dumps mostly while I took dumps and made while taking a dump. Please dump responsibly.
My favorite scene
Our favorite scale is in trouble!
Dis mine
TeamZombie is releasing its most horrific zombie warriors
From killer to herr derr in moments.
Hey guys, I did a thing!
Random father's day kindness
The first deadly sin
For my cake day, I give you 'Murica's true path forward! Ignore Hillary and Trump. Vote for the Party Party!
Right-handed wife tossed this one up...
For the MOBA players
When I meet the new hot guy at work all the ladies are talking about.
My favorite RHM.
It's not what you think it is, guys! It's a fun ride for chics!
Awwwweee yisss
Full disclosure!
Let's just take a moment to remember how f-ab-ulous David Lee Roth was.
My grandma's FW, and MRW I open a jar for her.
My mother-in-law arrives tonight for a week-long visit.
Boop, boop, cuddle.
Remember Apple? She got adopted!
This tree is committing a security breach.
Ok, Imgurians, do your thing!
Skynet is coming, and it'll be alive (sorry for absurdly long link)
He owns the bed.
Bring the panel-view home page back to mobile!
Something something yin yang booty
I am the centrifuge wizard and this is my staff. There are many like it, but this one is mine...
Soon, human, soon...
Had this discussion today...
Some highlights from the candy store...
Found this gem while out shopping.
Kitties exploring their new six foot tall tree. Friend- and dogbeasts for scale.
This epic pamphlet was left at my door.
Shopping on Etsy when suddenly....
No, Sampson, that is not what the bathroom rug is for...
MFW when I post OC, and it gets 2 upvotes, but everyone's comments get tons of upvotes.
And I've been browsing for a while...
Thanks to you guys, this is how I immediately read this add (improvements suggested and made, sorry for potato photoshop skills).
Thanks to you guys, this is how I immediately read this add (sorry for potato Photoshop skills).
Rudolph's lesser sibling, the pink-nosed pig-dog
This cookie dough has butterfingers, crunch bars, and chocolate chips in it.
FYI: giving a parking ticket when the lot looks like this on a holiday makes you a jerk. Happy Thanksgiving.
Too cute. can't stand it. Squeee!
Yin n' yang or, there's no pillow like butt pillow.
I said, "focus or I'll adopt you another sister."
Those moments of science in all this fabulous fantasy rubbish
OP's flip-flops.
Max in a sink.
Max's first Christmas. He does not approve of the tree.
My wife, the pussy whisperer.