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ironictwist88
Are we going to ignore the Simon cowell meme with one hour of FaceTime in shower??
CrashedandBurned
I'll be right back, I need to go buy some chalk. Won't have to wait 10 months to use it though.
FishingNerd
#2 Who you callin' pinhead
OtakuJedi
Efreeti
DonkeyGoat
OH YEAHHHH
RideTheStimutacs
HAVE YOU EVER MET HAYSTACKS CALHOUN? HE WAS A MOUNTAIN OF A MAN!
cherepaha
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
DapperLordDestral
I'M CREEEEAM OF THE CROP, OH YEAH.
GravyFox
I AM THE CREAM THAT RISES TO THE TOP!
Navychief929
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
DeleteriousDuck
#17 love how he takes 5 days to get back to her. So she waits 5 days before roasting.
Zrin
hu u callin pinhedd.
Maldraek
Ooooohhhhhh, yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Flexster74
#15 dad shutting them both the hell up. Hahahahaha
Skittleballs
OK, those are 100% certified savage. Wait, is that how you measure savagery? Or should it be 200 proof?
Havenscloud
500 proof, for when things break the savage ceiling
flavivsaetivs
200 proof = 100%.
chrisjfinlay
You Americans and your silly proof rating. 100% proof is meant to be around 57%.
BoneThatTrombone
200 proof would get you slightly drunk
DarthSedition
bradthegeek
It's measured in slim jims per burn.
SirLyonhart
If it can snap a Slim Jim, it's Savage.
AngelWingLowlang
Savage level 420/420
SkytechCEO
If Randy Savage is there then it is certified Savage.
GeorgeGeef
A savage is unit of measurement for how what percentage of the top of a crop is cream.
SkytechCEO
Now how do we create a mathematical scale of savagery based on Randy Savage?
sqqqq2
6 ft 1 in, 233lbs, YEEEEaaaah.
acme64
what if its just Adam Savage?
Caveman3A
What do you mean "just"?!
lintwizard
Then we talkin about eyebrow-removingly sick burns, dude!
pandro
Then you feed it cardboard until it's so hungry it eats the other mouse in the cage.
pastathundersauce
Poopaloupe
Get'm
robberduckie
Why did Pinhead Larry only put makeup on one eye?
BreadyStinellis
It's on both. You need more makeup in sunlight, otherwise it looks like nothing. That's why bride's wear so much makeup.
dbsbsb8
please dear God, stop saying savage.
imreprobate
https://www.powerthesaurus.org/savage
LeGrandCancre
*the last one*
SteelBlood
Corgi's are an odd choice of underwear
instantbeetle
I would have hit her back with, "I'd like to see you covered in nothing but a corgi"
DelusionsOfMediocrity
Upvote for Randy
amop
#11 well yeah if the first mil is hard the next 999 arent gonna be cake
mohsinkhan143
Nice Amazing
raknor88
babyswampert
"Omgomg Uncle Scott, Eewwwww!!"
raidleadergutts
They couldn't even.
stzombie
Likely along the lines of "ew"
Thejunkfoodkid
"Oh my god dad!"
silveriohb
This is surely fake, so it won't be possible.
tarataqa
downhill I'm sure
takaharajirai
Lugh314159
no, that's just a shadow from a camera with bad 'low light' settings. She does look like she's twelve, though.
Jonny9001
idioteque4
#16 was she facetime-ing in the shower for over an hour?
Surisuule
Why was she face timing in the shower?
Squagglewaggle
more importantly why was she on facetime for over an hour
GavinScreaming
...are you not supposed to?
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
My first thought, but then I remembered being a teenager and just staying on the phone for hours barely saying anything
itsprobablylupus
Her sister screenshotted the meme and was on facetime while she was in the shower. It wasn't her on facetime
YouOpenedTheConsole
That's even worse, people who screenshot images to send them instead of, you know, sending the image.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Good Lord who face times for an hour?!
Promethianfire
#1 god damn. How do I get so satisfied in life that I can brush off a girl sending me sexts like that?
Lugh314159
I don't know... she looks like she's 12.
Promethianfire
Given that Imgur generally assumes that any pictured woman is 6-10 years younger than she actually is, I should be safe.
SirDistic
Easy. Don't think of every woman as a special princesses. Take them off the pedestal and you'll see that some are shitty. Not all.
exittoshell
Not all, just most of em.
METAAAAAAAAAL
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DeadeicPrints
i hate when i catch these on the front page so i might get an answer, but someone wanna explain #9 ?
DarkwingDuc
Strict Muslim women aren't supposed to show their hair, hence the hijab. Guy called her out; she called him out for hypocrisy.
DeadeicPrints
Yeah I got it now. Tbh I didn't even know she was Muslim, I honestly thought she was black lol
Runzu
A Muslim is a follower of Islam, the religion. Being black is an ethnicity, usually referring to people who have close ancestry to Africa.
DeadeicPrints
Okay
Runzu
Just saying that they're two different things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RepostFromLastWeek
A muslim woman posted a pic of herself where her hair was visible from under her hijab (which she totally wears voluntarily because she /1
RepostFromLastWeek
really, really wants to and not because her immediate male family would stone her to death if she didn't) and her /2
RepostFromLastWeek
porn hound of a brother got bothered by her whorish ways. /3
DeadeicPrints
they arent even allowed to show hair?? thats freaking crazy...
HotFudgeMonday
i'm sorry, where have you been?
slightlycrookedblinds
Cause I had no condoms! I need to see the rest of those comments
WillJeSuis
Mom: "I should have told him to pull out."
poughdrew
"Dad can't even pull out of a driveway" - Mom, probably
GooeyD
Reminds me of the old adage: "The family that murders each other, stays together."
Notracistgrandpa
Lol just kidding. It's cause I was trying for a son.
HumanBeingOfPlanetEarth
Because I was trying for a son, twice.
dukenukemforpresident
Because you survived the abortion.
Vapekilleddumbledore
Mom: We should have aborted.
teddyz
"But then I was drunk most of the 9 months and here you are"
danishjuggler21
"OMG, like, super ew, dad. With, like, twenty W's. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
''THIS"
bitemeimirish
I appreciate that you actually used twenty w's.
SuchaPunchableFace
W count is 20. Good on you sir +1
TheHalfBlood
Thank you for doing this. I decided to check the comments first to make sure someone else counted them before doing so myself.
FrozenPotato609
How bored are you that you counted the W's?
SuchaPunchableFace
Honestly, I was in the lavatory. Dishonestly, I was walking around in the desert with full service and nothing to do.
LvAllen
And missed the U's?
LvAllen
Made you look.
APenguinInATuxedo
there are u's they're just double-u
Prunebane
about... 4
SuperiorPosterior
Woah... 4 whole quafflebarns? That's like, 4000 bored.
danishjuggler21
... is this a reference to the latest season of Archer? "How quasi-incestuous?" "Like, a 4." "Out of what?!"
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Jimmyfallonew.gif
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
"omg I can't even"
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Toats
CasuallyDressed
Malotes.
MisterDildy
My goats*
Squidnado
Magoats.
JadeMcLeod
"your dad just won the internet"
JadeMcLeod
"your dad just won the internet"
tarataqa
"did u just"
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Omg
ToastedVanilla
Ummmmmmmmm that JK Rowling one????? The fuck
exittoshell
She gots all the monies. Don't matter that hardly anyone saw that last movie. She got hers and thats all that matters to spinsters.
Link2010
She doesn't seem to give a fuck about anything anymore. Love or hate the guy, when pewdiepie was being accused of being a nazi Rowling (1/?)
ndrwmxwll
Link2010
went out of her way to tweet about how terrible people are to applaud a person like him for "being a nazi"
raidleadergutts
The Joakim one though.
ndrwmxwll
ToastedVanilla
I don't think he's a nazi, but I also don't think his dumb joke was/are funny. Lowest common denominator comedy.
undead4life
Within the context of the conversation it's irrelevant. Outlets intentionally misreported the the entire thing in an attempt to smear him.
liveitup1
Probably a response to Dumbledore being gay
Treefur
She apparently spends her time insulting people on the internet. She turned into a pathetic edgy teenager somehow.No respect for her anymore
airen
Lol. She really doesnt, she is just involved in politics and wants to make the world better but is also human
airen
Sometimes people make comments on stuff that they are not entirely informed of, and everyone does it
ToastedVanilla
Your favorite youtuber is shiiiit
Pawnderlust
It was in response to someone saying they were going to burn her books & dvds over her opinion of Trump.
Pawnderlust
It shouldn't be on a post like this without context
nickg131
nickg131
2. she jumps on the media hate train so fast it's stupid. I thought the joke was in poor taste, but backing the claim he's a LITERAL nazi?
PastaIsLife
Yeah, I lost respect for her after that
Pawnderlust
Meh people are allowed to have opinions about public people. She doesn't like his content that's her choice
nickg131
...Calling him a literal nazi and a fascist based on a biased article that intentionally screencapped a misleading picture.
nickg131
3. false information and not having the balls to retract when it's clear the opinion is based on lies? Cunt.
nickg131
2. not liking his content is one thing. I haven't found him entertaining for several years. And even before, mildly at best. But spreading
undead4life
I'm pretty sure this was about PewDeePie and the hit piece the WSJ ran on him.
Pawnderlust
https://www.google.ca/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/31/still-have-money-jk-rowling-replies-trump-supporter/amp/
undead4life
Just what I like, a link. Many thanx.