MERRY SELFYMAS
interpreting song lyrics literally
If only there was some way to prevent this
Forbidden Dounut
Woodland exploration
We stray farther from God's light every day
Beating dead giraffes
Windows Firewall Be Like
Merry Christmas from the toilet.
New (Used) ESP LTD Viper 1000 Deluxe with Seymour Duncan Phat Cats
I know I'm not alone in this...
Comrades.
A steak wrapped in an entire pack of bacon.
Only half the pot has bubbles forming.
Alright, alright, we'll kill him first, then have tea and biscuits.
Brutal.
My Bowels Every Day
Just Valentine's shopping when...
Is it that Christmas selfie time?
Basically how I picture these commentors you always see.
And women complain about unrealistic standards.
Fuck the police
In public? Hast thou no decency?
MRW I'm 30 seconds into brushing my teeth and realize I grabbed my dad's brush.
as one of the few with severe Crohn's disease that's not lactose intolerant, this is how I celebrate.
Crohn's Disease, A wakeup call. Donations needed
Fav and Forget: Curry Chicken
trypophobia gourd
how about some ice?
Somebody's getting pregnant tonight.
Taking my Vitamin D when...
mfw I get peanut butter stuck on the roof of my mouth.
Body mods
Imgur, it's time we had a talk about gluten.
What I see from the pro/anti feminist circle jerks...
Probably a repost but I haven't seen it in years.
I asked her to get me deviled ham...
From personal experience
There's one way to stand out in an MMORPG...
Piss off
My headphones look depressed...
Oh shit
I CAN PUT A PRICE ON LOVE
Should I start praying it away?
When I try to join in on a bandwagon for fake internet points
Pour some sugar on me
Don't turn this joke into a trigger...
MR to all the RHM posts
It's what I call water conservation
It's my cakeday
Fitness Friday
At least it's not the reverse order.
WHY IS TALKING TO PEOPLE SO HARD?
HOW DO GIRLS WORK?
When I'm about to make a racist joke.
What have I become, my sweetest friend?
Probably not the best way I could have brought my protein shake to work...
There's starving children in Africa
Title spoils the punchline asshole
Colds and shit