Mar 12, 2016 2:42 AM
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Meet Tucker, he loves to mush faces.
hattrix71
Once got stuck with a Great Dane/German Shepard and Pitt/Dalmation during a thunderstorm...can confirm. Enjoy the floor.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Every damn night. I get 1/16th of my bed, if I'm lucky.
[deleted]
He's on my side...and he knows it
OhWhatIsThis
Zoinks!
SpaceRandy
Typical dog. Right in the blast zone.
madguillotine
It's the dog's bed; dog just tolerates you using his/her bed
dougsfriendskeeter
Dogs have entitlement issues to food and bed but they will never judge you.
AkwardBearHug
He looks all Tuckered out.
muttonchoppa
snuggling a dog isnt a chore, rather a gift.
Agreed
tiicoduzit
I have this same problem at the moment
DaneDown
My 6 yro Dane is currently in that same spot in my king bed, leaving me less room than in that pic. But at least I have her face & not butt.
Oh no, his head is on my side. Wife will get the button :p
Butt, stupid phone. I guess it could be considered the stinky button though...
ChristopherMcCandless
My dog is smaller (I think, about 45 lbs) and does the same thing on a queen size bed. God forbid I bump her on the night.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I'd let Tucker mush my face so hard
This needs to be top comment!
Schul274
What kind of dog is this. It looks just like ours, but we don't know what kind of dog we have
It is a Great Dane puppy.
mctex123
it looks like a Dane to me
ohlalaohlala
how can people let dogs into their beds? isn't it a little unsanitary?
thelonepig
My ex used to let his dog on his sheets. It smelled like dog in bed. I would wash the sheets if I stayed over.
rebeccamiles95
You've clearly never felt the love of a pet
SkeletorGirl
http://imgur.com/zYXtbJ9
gad885
Its ok Puppies are made of soft so they make great pillows
StonkInvestorgator
Dad get off Imgur...
Don't hate little buddy. I can't help it I have more fake Internet points than you...
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
How dare you!? My dog is Tucker! There can be only one!
Is he fluffy?
Lol no, he's safe from my carnivorous activities. Half lab/half ridgeback with short hair. Wicked good hunter.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Dog is now pillow, sleep good
sloppyhandoff
I allow my big dog to sleep in my bed %60 of the time. I REFUSE to let his butt hole face in my direction like this.
Stinky button is on wife's side. I get the face mushes http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
CanadianSith
I'll tell you who else loves to Mush faces, Bow Chicka Bow Wow. -Tucker
RonMimnaugh
You are new to dogs I see. I bought a king size (from a queen sized) bed and didn't gain any room. That is plenty of room
pugglesworth
I am seriously thinking of investing in a California king because my dog demands so much room on the bed
Rueful
Still won't have enough room. I share my Cal king with fiance, a mastiff mix, a boxer mix, and a 4 month old. We need two Cal kings lol
Leeloothedog
2 dogs and a wife. my king size bed is useless.
GrilledCheezus
So true. I have a queen size bed and a Corgi. Which means I basically have a glorified twin size mattress.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Am I the only person who isn't above moving an animal out of their way?
Shannerwren
I had a cat & a dog that if you moved them, they'd moved right back. If I moved, they moved right w/ me. Purebred bedhogs, they were.
DingenForester
You MONSTER!
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Kick that bitch to the dog bed whenever you want!
WeHavePi
How about Dockwork Storage?
Markuspsyches
You can try to move them, but they'll often move back sooner or later.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Lord help you, my sweet summer child. You went against the grain of the hive mind that is imgur. It sucks and it's fucking ridiculous. Sorry
TINYRICKBITCH
Actually it looks like you're the only one being a lil drama queen here
Wait your dogs actually stays when you move them? Mine slooowly inches his way in between us after we move him
Like this... http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
No. The dog sleeps in my dad's room, or her bed in the living room
Yes, yes you are, you lowly sub-hooman.
That hurts my feelings. I don't think I'm below anyone else, except people who are taller than me, or higher up economically
*pats awkwardly* there, there, we all have to move our floofs sometimes, you're as hooman as everyone.
http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
ilovebees
And it doesn't even matter how big the dog is. I've seen the smallest dogs takes up entire king size mattresses. They find a way.
UmamiMama
This.is.my.life
PossessionOfTheBeat
Can confirm. I have a yorkie and a terrier. They take up the whole bed.
MaryJaneSunshine
http://imgur.com/JzbmxvT
subkava
I know this will be unpopular but ... I'm sleeping a lot better now that the dogs aren't allowed on the bed.
ilovekyiv
Ah yes, the "prevent you from using your pillow" pose. I am quite familiar with this
bishop2905
Learn to cuddle, then you may sleep
Yeah expect less once that Dane pup grows up.
hattrix71
Once got stuck with a Great Dane/German Shepard and Pitt/Dalmation during a thunderstorm...can confirm. Enjoy the floor.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Every damn night. I get 1/16th of my bed, if I'm lucky.
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[deleted]
smithd7
He's on my side...and he knows it
OhWhatIsThis
Zoinks!
SpaceRandy
Typical dog. Right in the blast zone.
madguillotine
It's the dog's bed; dog just tolerates you using his/her bed
dougsfriendskeeter
Dogs have entitlement issues to food and bed but they will never judge you.
AkwardBearHug
He looks all Tuckered out.
muttonchoppa
snuggling a dog isnt a chore, rather a gift.
smithd7
Agreed
tiicoduzit
I have this same problem at the moment
DaneDown
My 6 yro Dane is currently in that same spot in my king bed, leaving me less room than in that pic. But at least I have her face & not butt.
smithd7
Oh no, his head is on my side. Wife will get the button :p
smithd7
Butt, stupid phone. I guess it could be considered the stinky button though...
ChristopherMcCandless
My dog is smaller (I think, about 45 lbs) and does the same thing on a queen size bed. God forbid I bump her on the night.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I'd let Tucker mush my face so hard
smithd7
This needs to be top comment!
Schul274
What kind of dog is this. It looks just like ours, but we don't know what kind of dog we have
smithd7
It is a Great Dane puppy.
mctex123
it looks like a Dane to me
ohlalaohlala
how can people let dogs into their beds? isn't it a little unsanitary?
thelonepig
My ex used to let his dog on his sheets. It smelled like dog in bed. I would wash the sheets if I stayed over.
rebeccamiles95
You've clearly never felt the love of a pet
SkeletorGirl
http://imgur.com/zYXtbJ9
gad885
Its ok Puppies are made of soft so they make great pillows
StonkInvestorgator
Dad get off Imgur...
smithd7
Don't hate little buddy. I can't help it I have more fake Internet points than you...
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
How dare you!? My dog is Tucker! There can be only one!
smithd7
Is he fluffy?
IEatAllTheFluffyAnimals
Lol no, he's safe from my carnivorous activities. Half lab/half ridgeback with short hair. Wicked good hunter.
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Dog is now pillow, sleep good
sloppyhandoff
I allow my big dog to sleep in my bed %60 of the time. I REFUSE to let his butt hole face in my direction like this.
smithd7
Stinky button is on wife's side. I get the face mushes http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
CanadianSith
I'll tell you who else loves to Mush faces, Bow Chicka Bow Wow. -Tucker
RonMimnaugh
You are new to dogs I see. I bought a king size (from a queen sized) bed and didn't gain any room. That is plenty of room
pugglesworth
I am seriously thinking of investing in a California king because my dog demands so much room on the bed
Rueful
Still won't have enough room. I share my Cal king with fiance, a mastiff mix, a boxer mix, and a 4 month old. We need two Cal kings lol
Leeloothedog
2 dogs and a wife. my king size bed is useless.
GrilledCheezus
So true. I have a queen size bed and a Corgi. Which means I basically have a glorified twin size mattress.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Am I the only person who isn't above moving an animal out of their way?
Shannerwren
I had a cat & a dog that if you moved them, they'd moved right back. If I moved, they moved right w/ me. Purebred bedhogs, they were.
DingenForester
You MONSTER!
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Kick that bitch to the dog bed whenever you want!
WeHavePi
How about Dockwork Storage?
Markuspsyches
You can try to move them, but they'll often move back sooner or later.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Lord help you, my sweet summer child. You went against the grain of the hive mind that is imgur. It sucks and it's fucking ridiculous. Sorry
TINYRICKBITCH
Actually it looks like you're the only one being a lil drama queen here
pugglesworth
Wait your dogs actually stays when you move them? Mine slooowly inches his way in between us after we move him
smithd7
Like this... http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
No. The dog sleeps in my dad's room, or her bed in the living room
WeHavePi
Yes, yes you are, you lowly sub-hooman.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
That hurts my feelings. I don't think I'm below anyone else, except people who are taller than me, or higher up economically
WeHavePi
*pats awkwardly* there, there, we all have to move our floofs sometimes, you're as hooman as everyone.
smithd7
http://imgur.com/FyVcBUw
ilovebees
And it doesn't even matter how big the dog is. I've seen the smallest dogs takes up entire king size mattresses. They find a way.
UmamiMama
This.is.my.life
PossessionOfTheBeat
Can confirm. I have a yorkie and a terrier. They take up the whole bed.
MaryJaneSunshine
http://imgur.com/JzbmxvT
subkava
I know this will be unpopular but ... I'm sleeping a lot better now that the dogs aren't allowed on the bed.
ilovekyiv
Ah yes, the "prevent you from using your pillow" pose. I am quite familiar with this
bishop2905
Learn to cuddle, then you may sleep
mctex123
Yeah expect less once that Dane pup grows up.