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All the ingredients for the most sadisticly wrapped present ever. He asked for the belt and Xbox live credits.
zip ties to hold the belt together/make it a pain to unravel
Xbox live credits wrapped in duct tape
Belt and Card sealed inside plastic box with peanuts
High strength fishing line wrapped around box several times
A padlock and zipties to hold the box shut
the box duct taped entirely as well as the key to the aforementioned lock
Add some chains, fishing line, pad locks and zip ties...
Wrap the fiendish contraption in more duct tape
Place in larger box wrapped with duct tape. Looking forward to Christmas this year!!
TastesLikeSandy
I'm sure the cashier checking you out thought you were a rapist/serial killer.
mike02vr6
love it!! I should do this to my brothers
CommentsForTheBirds
$20 of Microsoft points. $40 of love to keep you away from them.
TurtleButtcheeks
1600 microsoft point; 20$.. Belt 40$, 'Wrapping paper' 80$; his face when he attempts to open it.. priceless..
rozz
A box in a box in a box. Inside all the boxes a key. For another box.
dodger72
OP....Make sure you post what he does to YOU!
CRS334
Wrapping level: apocalypse
batarnak
Thank goodness you didn't get him a puppy.
Koron
"December 29th, 2012. Finally got through the first layer."
ThroughTheFireAndTheFlamesOnExpert
You should wrap it in regular wrapping paper too, for tricks!
turbay22
Just set it on fire.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
You have just re-energized Christmas morning for an entire generation.
femaleT
drop it off at the airport, they'll open that sucker right up
ChaosJoy
Ah yes if I've learned anything from Die Hard, it's that Christmas isn't Christmas without explosions.
DalMulherin5
Tradition and memories are more important than a belt that he will probably outgrow soon, considering the XBox card...
Rhase
Next year, travel to the sun to melt down some Nokia phones and place the present within the still molten hot sludge.
InsaneKitty
What?!? No Bow??? Cheap Bastard!!! :o)
awolf007
yea!
PeanutBuddha
Needs more barbed wire.
fakesocks
Next year give him a lock picking set...
Minuslnfinity
Bro do you even wrap?
anotherclevername
this is great, now i have to re-wrap my gifts for my brother
duhbruh
Has the Christmas gone too far?
Prodigybeast
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
bitemygloriousgoldenass
not far enough, i would put it in a concrete, drop it in a fish tank with the starved piranhas, then in the box with peanuts with duct tape.
DangerousTangerine
The Christmas: not even once.
MyBallsTouchTheWaterWhenIPoop
I wish i could see the reaction on the cashier's face
FaceOfBeaux
Guys, it's a competition between them. It looks fun! Great job, OP :)
ooohlooongjohnson
Why are people calling OP a dick, his brother does the same thing. It's all in good fun...
Magnivore
One knife ruins your plans.
kyledk
Yep, last time I used a knife on metal chains and pad locks it worked real well, so did sawing through 3 inches of duct tape ;)
schmeep
Why, because his brother will stab him out of frustration?
Magnivore
No, because it can cut through plastic and duct tape.
schmeep
Holy shit you take things literally.
urbanlovitz
your brothers reaction: http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/jaguars-fan-gif.gif
shapka
lol at the guy behind him mirroring him
doyakuya
where did you find that gif?
idontgetsarcasm
"Dick." - OP's brother.
ibejp
seems like the gift surprise is done
utgort
Dick would be if the keys were locked inside.
idontgetsarcasm
Suddenly: "I want to play a game..."
lookatthepicnothere
I see love in your eyes when you say dick.
idontgetsarcasm
Well I do love my panis. http://imgur.com/ZzBEV.gif
CrookedSpire
I'd start taking up safe cracking for your present next year.
realtalkbean
OP spends his most of his life trying to crack it and discovers it only contains a note saying "I hid it under your bed." Or another safe.
Anonymonynonymous
Next year, the present should be industrial strength fence cutters
CaptainCaptained
Wrapped in what? Nokias?
invcts
This should be top comment. LOL
aabbccbb
It may just because I have a brother, but to me, this is love.
MikkyJr
True Bromance.
MikkyJr
♪♫
OneSmartChicken
my brother's boring so instead I do this to my best friend. nothing this elaborate or devious, but I did use up two rolls of duct tape once.
Fb62
So true
invcts
I love my brother to this degree.
scarfedpenguin
so true, one wouldn't put that much work into a gift for someone they didn't love with all their heart!
oogittyboogitty
I knew my brother loved me when after hitting me in the head with a ball, I pretended to be knocked out and he started freaking out.
missgrilledcheeseplz
I knew I loved my brother when he got lost inside of a 3 story Macy's as a baby.
Darth7Beltane
My brother threw me to the ground once. I cracked open my head and blood started pouring out. All the other kids freaked and ran, except-
Darth7Beltane
- except my brother. He sprayed me with the garden hose to wash off all the blood before telling our parents I was bleeding profusely.
JN3LL3V
I have two older brothers, and if they ever did something like this to me I would tell mom on them so fast.
ThomasOrion
And this is the sister.
aabbccbb
As an older brother: tell on me and you'll get it twice as bad. :P
JN3LL3V
As a girl and the youngest...you wouldn't dare.
Conflict
That doesn't save my younger sister. Not at all. All is fair in love and war. This qualifies as both at the same time.
JN3LL3V
My brothers, UNFORTUNATELY, took the psychological approach since there is almost a decade between us. I would've preferred being beat down.
GdSvThQn
I never knew how to bully my younger girl cousin....so i normally just put her in a closet or held her upside down
GdSvThQn
And by bully I mean "show them that I care".
missgrilledcheeseplz
The same goes from big sister to little brother
naeryn
If I were your mom, I'd laugh.
lordsleepyhead
Putting in that amount of effort is indeed the measure of brotherly love.
TitzMcG33
You accidentally a word, but I've got a brother as well, so I understand the sentiment :) Upvote.
aabbccbb
Haha, it's amazing that after this amount of time, and this number of upvotes, you're the first to recognize my typo! I missed it, too. +1
opad
yeah I have a sister. Our equivalent would be making elaborate bows and being judgmental of bad wrapping.
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhnggcbmt1r2iz5so1_500.gif
Repostradamus
Be honest. The wrapping cost more than the gift didn't it?
Aevic
Seeing as 1600 microsoft points is about 20 bucks or so. Yes, that's pretty accurate.
alezender
It's not about the destination, it's about he journey.
theonewhothinksthenspeaks
And i thought i hated my brother
BlackCherryAardvark
Brotherly love. The wrapping is part of the gift.
InsaneKitty
Why No Bow???
slack3rdav3
Why not a bow made of duct tape?
InsaneKitty
OHHHHHH ... YEAH!!!! You, Sir .... YOU!
shoeboxwarrior
No worries. The wrapping IS part of the gift. (=
IronTarkus
Its the thought that counts :P
kroenen
I think he would cast in concrete and sink it near Megatron..
FromDenmarkWithHate
Haha exactly! Maybe if he didn't do this he could give his brother something nicer than a $5 belt and 1600 MS points.
InfernalInsanity
Whoa, what the fuck? What exactly did this guy do to deserve a mass-downvoting?
FromDenmarkWithHate
I wen't against the grain of Imgur. That usually results in massive downvoting :-)
zzzzakzzz
his brother wanted that gift, so he was able to afford everything else.
UnlikelyMotivation
Wow bro, you got imgur stomped.
LearningOnImgur
Wow, considering your comment wasn't really all that bad, you sure did get massacred with downvotes.
maazypaaz
U get an upvote for not saying anything that bad, even though u got tumbled by the wrath of imgur
ihavethepower
Tradition and memories are more important than a belt that he will probably outgrow soon, considering the XBox card...
notasrelevant
Upvoted because this did not deserve 65 downvotes....
FromDenmarkWithHate
Thanks buddy! But now I'm at -84! :-D
InfernalInsanity
Same. Injustice on Imgur, never thought I see the day..
SmashleyKK
What a trooper! I would have deleted my comment after like -5 haha
FromDenmarkWithHate
I'm not a sensitive piece of cunt.
SmashleyKK
Dayum lol
mrsmusica
But hey! Now the brother has some new locks and a kick-ass chain! It's part of the gift!
Zodi
Assuming he doesn't break it open like I would..