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If you live or are moving to Colorado hit me up! I don't know many people here so shoot me a message if you live here and need a drinking buddy!
I live in Parker for all you people wondering
Designatedsurvivor
talltalkinggeek7
I swiped past two posts before it "clicked" rushed back here to comment. Oh, and +1 too.
thatpoindexter
Stormtrooper bar? Do you work on the Death Star 2?
iDigDinos
I got excited and almost freaked out thinking there was a real star wars place.. then realized it was a joke lol.
fnordy
I'd shoot you a message but I'd miss.
bitenmein
GoWithTheFloww
Live right near there!
nsfwww
God awful... +1
ratfaceddog
You should have tried Han's shot, first.
orangeisthenewbasic
Nah they took it off the menu
NatBeAt
Denver here
Ritro
Woo Colorado
WhyTheFuckDoINeedAUserNameOkCallMeChris
Jesus. I saw this earlier today and didn't get it. Looked at again, hit me like storm troopers don't.
Ikdio
Welcome to the truly greatest state in the USA. Colorado is truly the best.
loaqswki
SingleFlamingle
@op where is this bar?
rolfmonster
very curious too
skeletonsimpleton
Took her to allderan places
revelator
If you're ever here in Boston and you like Italians, you could take her to a dagobah.
Oatmealbiscuit
+1 for Colorado!! I love it here
IOnlyStartCommentsWithGifs
I'm in Denver, please tell me this is a real bar
Xmusjaxonflaxonwaxon92
Woot Woot Colorado!!!
kisselFL
WallyWest01
Damn!!! That's some high quality shit!!!!!!
iamthisguy247
Next time take her to that other Star Wars pub, Bar Bar Drinks.
shimmernshine
I've heard the owner/operator has a dark and misunderstood past.
JarJartheSithLord2471
I also heard that he could be a sithlord?!?!
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
where is this bar??
kissmyash
Colorado right here!!!
plentyofrabbits
Denver checking in
GoWithTheFloww
Woop denver
BeautifulUnicornNurse
Colorado Springs represent!
Bigwags13
Aurora right here. Chambers and Yale!
ZaeMillion
Wait, are you, saying, there is a, stormtrooper, bar, in Colorado? I must find this for this week's date night with the wife. She will flip!
jumpstart79
I identify as a stormtrooper and I missed the point you were trying to make
Seph89
Surrenderyourkoolaid
theJuggnugget
Hello darkness my old friend
behemotha
zactly
BrofessorDumbleBro
Another Coloradan. One of us. One of us.
rolfmonster
Lakewood here
BrofessorDumbleBro
Noice.
SendMeASelfie
What city??
BrofessorDumbleBro
CO Springs.
STlTCHES
Aurora!
Chebear101
Th ereal question here is where is this stormtrooper bar and is there one near me?
TehStoner
I think the joke is stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a Hutt, so a bartender at a stormtroopers bar won't know how to make any shots
TehStoner
Of the libationary kind
Chebear101
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
frumpster
Its in the land of make believe so its always in your heart
samsonguy920
I hear it's a franchise. You know, copies of all the same bar.
RadRique
There is one down the street from me in San Jose, CA. It's pretty disappointing. Less of a Star Wars bar, more of a crappy dive bar 1/2
RadRique
2/2 that has recycled star wars posters from old Target toy displays hanging all over the walls.
Chebear101
still worth it to a starwars whore
sparxofmadness
Sweet baby Jesus not Parker. I lived there for a bit. Please tell me it isn't the Celtic pub or funuguyz!!
SendMeASelfie
Oh god no
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
Dudddeee I live in parker! We should actually grab a drink sometime
SendMeASelfie
Im down! Where at do you?
Imadethisaccountforconfessionbearandshit
Just moved and haven't really found a good bar
SendMeASelfie
I just sent you a message
zeroxstar
Been here 3 years. Twenty mile is the best. Funugyz doesn't suck though.
abidelunacy
I hear the Wookie steak is a bit...chewy...
lightningboltkid1
*little* chewie you fucking heathen.
BlastedSand
FunnckyPanda
SonOfABitchStoleMyLine
I've been looking for you
SomeRandomArsehole
Son of a bitch stole my line
PeterGriefing
GoDDstopper
I've Seen this so many times...
Zerklass
FightingMammal
Darkspire
*angry wookie warbling*
SebVerlinden
Well played.
seandakid211
Lucidalabbra
asterisk09
But if he couldn't make any shots then hooba chuupa nowamba aya solo HO HO HOOOOOO.
gbombuh
Bravo.
CommunistWookie1
This is offensive to my people, Wookies are friends, not food
abidelunacy
Friends are always nice with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
TheCollectorio
Baroonz
I prefer the ham solo
n080dy123
Too soon
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
Welcome to Colorado! :) have fun in traffic!
SendMeASelfie
It's better than Orlando
iwenttocollegeforthis
Amen
thisIsMALARKEE
So where is this bar at, i live in denver come down to One Up some time
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Which One Up though? Personally I like the Colfax location. Not too in to LoDo.