asterisk09

11611 pts ยท December 17, 2014


I'm a dude. I like video games and gross jokes. I'm a murse.

"Dad, stop gaming and rub my belly"

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 86

Duke likes scalping tennis balls.

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Comments 5
Views 1185

Help me save my dog, Imgur. Please.

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Comments 1
Views 440

Merry Christmas from the CVICU. I'm half asleep and ready to go home.

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Comments 4
Views 193

When the drugs finally kick in

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Views 498

Butt stuff and City Barbecue

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Views 1324

My heart is broken, imgur.

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Views 3724

"I sleep here hooman."

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My neighbor's face when he tries to stop me from masturbating in his sprinklers at 3:32 am on the third Tuesday of every month, but I do it lefty.

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Comments 19
Views 533

MRW, after three days of frozen pipes and no water, the water finally comes back on.

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Views 2158

How did the heroin epidemic come to be?

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Comments 42
Views 1498

Hy Imgur, I'm finally a Murse!

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Comments 12
Views 525

Shitty shitty shitty, cant you see...

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Comments 2
Views 82

All tuckered out, give him some lovin'

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Teaching my patient to use their new suppository.

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Comments 1
Views 619

Thanks, practice NCLEX questions.

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Views 163

Hey imgur, I got my wife a Christmas puppy.

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Views 77

MRW I scroll through one more GODDAMN parrot.

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Hey Imgur, I got my first nursing job!

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Views 104

Hey Imgur, I graduated nursing school today!

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Views 28896

OP takes a hot mouthful of meat

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Views 133

My chicken laid a mega-egg.

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Views 50

My dog Ajax is trying the windswept look.

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Comments 1
Views 103

At some point you just have to say "Oh shut the fuck up."

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Views 624

At some point the only thing you can say is "Oh, shut the fuck up."

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Views 393

"I don't give a shit"

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Views 78

No one probably cares, but thanks imgur!

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He's a goddamned animal.

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Comments 8
Views 65

I know I'm a little late to the party...

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Views 59

MR as a nursing student with finals next week.

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Comments 8
Views 333

What did I just put on my burger?

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This guy feels strongly about the study results.

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I was a shitty kid.

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Views 54

Guys, I did it.

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Views 104

More like THICK Ross, amirite?!

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Comments 6
Views 174

This felt cathartic to read. You'll never believe where it's from.

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Views 140

The Krusty Krab Penis...

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Comments 3
Views 2158

MRW 1/3 of my nursing class fails the class and I don't.

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Views 213

The picture that got me hooked on imgur.

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These game devs took things too literally.

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Views 64

My chicken laid a huge egg. Normal egg and banana for scale.

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Views 217

BONESAW IS READYYY!!!

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Views 101

Thanks, nursing notes. That made it clear.

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Comments 1
Views 62
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