johnjacobjingleheimer
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Jun 30, 2017 12:09 PM
johnjacobjingleheimer
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TechnicallyRight
@OP your parents totally fucked that night all dressed up.
MaterialisticWorm
You got the stare down perfectly
fbdrtallz
AfRoSaUcE
No Pubert?
anxiousfrankiecantrelax
*congrats* Your parents had sex that night!
uturn190
I'd throw a pickle at it.
idkhowtomakeOC
Your Dad looks like Phil Dunphy
MrRandom314159
WRONG! October 31st 1997 was a FRIDAY!
thissuperglueworksjustfine
You do not look happy
unicorninmypants
'97!? Looks to be at least '77.
johnjacobjingleheimer
That's probably because it's in my grandmas house and it was vintage style- and pic of a pic, plus filter. Idk where the original is
clickrad
ohnocatnado
I like and appreciate the wholesomeness of this one more.
johnjacobjingleheimer
Thank you :)
DubaiShort
Dad is a natural
blueknot
So, these days... http://consciouslyenlightened.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/christina-Ricci.jpg ?
BigRedMonkeyButts
Yes! YES! SO MUCH YES!
CamelSpotter
sithney
tell mom i said
HolyHellJezebel
I will be at Disney for the Halloween party and I am going to dress up as the bee girl from Blind Melon's no rain video
Helipad0451
"You know....from nature?"
TexasChainsawUnicorn
Morticia and Gomez are #relationshipgoals
scuba7jb
I feel old............. Anjelica Houston then --![]()
SwitchPup
OH GOOD GOD. I mean, people gain weight, sure, but...usually you can see SOME resemblance!
BigRedMonkeyButts
Still would, out of principle
LeviathanOmega
Now when I go home I have to hunt pictures of my old Cousin It Halloween costume...
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Because that's not creepy at all to dredge up OP's pictures.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Couldn't tell if kid in pic was a girl or if the parents made their son crossdress for Halloween. Had to investigate
johnjacobjingleheimer
Holy shit that's an "only me" Pic? - that's right after I had my baby, here's me now and dad to the left.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Your dad still looks like a boss
johnjacobjingleheimer
Haha I'll tell him someone said that it'll make his night
UserMCP
Your mom was hot. (I bet you inherited those genes *wink wink*)
superwasabi
http://imgur.com/OIQqTpu
REDF0RMANSF00T
jeans* probably. But we're gunna need you to take about 20-25% off there Squirrelly Dan.
TehSeksyManz
LullabyJones
Your dad cannot wait for you to go to bed so they can really get down to the good cosplay.
DeusExSpockina
Why do you think Dad is the only one?
filthystink
http://68.media.tumblr.com/96fe5dfaf4c79e7a5b562842dd682769/tumblr_nrsxtrseki1r7p67qo1_500.gif
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
That despair face is priceless
iBangedtheCEOofImgursWifeAndAlliGotWasThisUsername
Your username is kinda cool.
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
Who's the Imgur's ceo? Is it not Sarah?
iBangedtheCEOofImgursWifeAndAlliGotWasThisUsername
The joke is that Alan Schaaf is unmarried (I think).
TheGoodReverendDude
comments swooning over the mom, but that dad is dapper as fuck
TheLordOfGiraffes
I honestly thought the dad was Phil dunphy from Modern Family
KhajiitHasWaresIfYouHaveUpvotes
A face anyone would be proud to sit on
Jinxies
That suit is so sharp you could cut steak with it!
blonx
Swooning @ both of them
Snooj
That dad is a spitting image of Gomez. Seriously good incarnation.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Pretty sure you haven't seen the show.
Snooj
They made a moving picture show out of the New Yorker cartoon?