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SuperTacticalSandwich
All that time and Pluto couldn't make one lap around your mom.
AtomicSquid
Eris out there like
faxlite2
Point of order: Pluto's orbit takes 248 Earth years. 248 years ago owning people was legal and firearms were smoothbore muskets.
HungryFurBurger
stormegedendarklordofall
stronomer
Before discovery of more minor planets there never was the need to actually define "planet". Now it has been done, and Pluto isn't one.
superbob201
It's this Pluto drama that convinced me that Eris was better than Xena
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Pluto don't care. Pluto don't give a shit.
Hungrypiemonger
Pluto is only a Dwarf HoneyBadger
transference
“You wouldn’t believe the year I’ve just had.” -Pluto
MaSu10
Me and Charon have had a doozy of a year - Pluto
LeBazz
Pluto don’t give a shit
Memyselfundich
So a wild year for pluto! And a confusing month (?) or more like a wild weekend?
stayoutofmypersonalspace
stormegedendarklordofall
Cakesmith
People: I'm for scientific consensus. Science: Pluto not a planet. People: the fuck you say bitch I'll cut you
stormegedendarklordofall
StaticE3
I'm pretty sure Pluto isn't even the biggest dwarf planet.
stormegedendarklordofall
You're correct, it's Eris
Flapjackal
Username wonderfully relevant.
doesntmatter
I appreciate your fervour but I don't think Pluto is feminine syntax
Flapjackal
How should it be said then? :)
doesntmatter
El or le Pluto depending on if it's Spanish or French you're speaking, I think. But I'm not good at either language so I don't really know.
Painkiller1020
Just to help your perspective. Pluto is 5 times smaller than our own moon. And there are 9 moons in our solar system larger than Pluto.
Yarhajile
Poor Lil guy...
Hetap
Wat a shitty year
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
It's still considered a dwarf planet.
doesntmatter
That's like saying "oh sorry we stopped calling you a mountain Everest, we still consider you a hill though"
TheDiaryOfKimJongUn
That's not what it's like at all but okay.
irus1024
Pluto doesn't care about our shit.
mm357pha
I don't care about Pluto, I can't get my shit together here on Earth!
Sveinnofthewhitehorse
It's okay, all of you that believe Pluto is a planet and not a dwarf planetoid are allowed to be wrong.
stormegedendarklordofall
This gif is relevant
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Considering Pluto is so aptly named, and its moons are as well. It will always be a planet to me.
stormegedendarklordofall
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The thing about planet status is its just a bunch of assholes and there opinion. Its not science one way or the other. Dumbass.
stormegedendarklordofall
When someone's defensive about the second largest dwarf planet
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Sounds like you. You started it.
stormegedendarklordofall
You started it by saying "it will always be a planet to me"
Janusha
Neptune has also not completed one single orbit since it was discovered.
LMTMFA
it did, back in 2011
Hungrypiemonger
Neptune is known to be a procrastinator.
Janusha
Some say it will never amount to nothing.
OnlyUpvoteFraserPosts
There literally dozens of objects in heliocentric orbits larger than pluto not classified as planets, dozens!!
doesntmatter
That's sizeist
KyrieGloria
So Pluto was a planet for less than a year (Pluto time)? That's sad.
neverendingsearchforlife
Relative to earth time of course you mean, aye
NinjaCongo
stormegedendarklordofall
doesntmatter
No, Pluto has been a planet since it was formed. Planethood is a natural truth, not something humans can decide over.
stormegedendarklordofall
"Planet" is an arbitrary term made up by humans...
p80t
But everything we know is from what humans have told us, it's all 'made up' if you will
NapoleonDynOmite
Thank you. That is the one truth
chronologicalvoid
It has always been whatever it is. The word planet along its definition was made up by us.
MaSu10
We literally defined the definition of a planet.
monodop
Thats barely but even a day in dog-earth time
usersubbordercontrol
*bog-earth
SnowBlind88
I am confused
mortrans
When listing the planets I still say Pluto and I will until the day I die.
doesntmatter
Death over injustice!
stormegedendarklordofall
KeeperOfTHEGIF
iamthekmac
Just like the Sears Tower is the tallest building in Chicago.
Syralight
Is this how war and religions are started?
12rt2345g342563
Make sure you include the other dwarf planets then.
mortrans
You mean moons of Pluto and other asteroids.
invaderkendall
Expanding knowledge of celestial objects required more granular definitions. Pluto wasn't demoted. He was made head of a new branch.
stormegedendarklordofall
Eris is larger...
trekdogs
Not related to the picture: right now I'm having a panic attack because I really really like my lesbian manager and I'm married. Love Pluto
Mr3inches
Oh? Please, continue...
sckrlfe
Well. Go for it. Maybe you do not like pussy after all.
trekdogs
Oh no no, I forgot to say, I'm not a woman. And my wife is lesbian, too. Or as she likes to say it: "hetero-flexible".
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Introduce her to your wife
trekdogs
She... She's also my wife's manager... And my wife hates her... But she tells me to go for it, too... But my manager has a gf, so... What do
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
"So at this point you're probably wondering: how did I end up in a room with 15 naked lesbains? Well let me tell you..."
sckrlfe
Owh. Well maybe she likes dick?
trekdogs
My manager or my wife?
sckrlfe
Both
IamTheTeapot
In my mind Pluto will always be added in as a planet. But I completely agree with the change. If Pluto's a planet so are dozens of others.
stormegedendarklordofall
IamTheTeapot
Love NDT.
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perey
...but they DO name them. They name them, number them, catalogue then, study them... it's kind of what they do. (PS Moon > Pluto)
IamTheTeapot
Even under your more arbitrary definition... It's still not a planet. Pluto is not bigger than the moon.
perey
Beat me to it.
Electriccarsbestcars
my very eager mother just served us nine pizzas. HOW DO KIDS REMEMBER THE PLANETS ANYMORE?!
Lugh314159
My Very Enthusiastic Mother Just Served Us Noodles!
13fingerfx
My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us NOTHING!
DatTicTacDikDoe
My Very Excellent Memory Just Served Up Nine Planets.
DatTicTacDikDoe
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally—Hang on that’s only 6. ???
theclothesfolder
My very excellent mother just served us nachos
HiMyNameIsReggie
What do pizzas have to do with planets?
Conv
margret visits every monday just stays until noon post
HamWilly
My very easy method just speeds up naming planets
swagb98623
Yes!
Rhythmaster
I dunno I just remember them... they're all pretty...distinct... lots of characteristics to focus on...
Lugh314159
Or... "My Violent Evil Monster Just Scared Us Nuts"
theyaregooddogsbront
My very eager mother just served us nachos.
sendhomos
My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nachos?
Lugh314159
Mr. Vickers, every Monday, just stares unblinkingly, now.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
eww that has too many pauses and commas and doesnt sound rhythmic at all. bad mnemonic
Sveinnofthewhitehorse
I feel like knowing 8 planet names is not a hard task.
nastywomen
make vicious erotica murals jump so uncle names people?
stormegedendarklordofall
Mercury, Venus, earth, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune
faxlite2
My very eager mother just stabbed umpteen ninjas.
monodop
I use the helpful mnemonic: Mars Venus Earth Mercury Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune.
Zuppaiaia
And Pluto. Yes, I use it too
JesusMacGyver
No they got mars and mercury in the wrong order
hojizzbar
You fucked up
titaniumspine
That's what happens when there's ambiguity in a mnemonic
EricFromAccounts
Check Mercury and Mars again.
doesntmatter
This is what happens even you stop saying Pluto is a planet
dwilson0725
No, this is his mnemonic to remember that the correct order is the other way around.
EricFromAccounts
Ah of course how silly of me
JoshHaskins
I got in trouble in middle school for “my very enthusiastic mob just shot up nine people”
stormegedendarklordofall
Too bad that doesn't work anymore
Valquoi
“my very enthusiastic mob just shot up nuns”
stormegedendarklordofall
That's great
Valquoi
Not for the nuns :(
fraggerinred
My very eager mother just served us nine.
Snarkywisecrack
*nein
justanaverageengineer
nachos?
just4thelolz
Mein Vater erklärt mir jeden Sonntag unsere neun Planeten. DAMN, I never heard a new German phrase, too. Guess there isn't one.
c0diferous
Excellent*
Halleballe
Yes, excellent!
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
In light of the fact that Ceres is a very similar body, Pluto is now planet # 10
Jomini001
Ceres is an asteroid.
Arawhon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceres_(dwarf_planet)
doesntmatter
Similarity to planets does not equal a planet
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Well in this case it does. Both are dwarf planets
SippyTurtle
You can't be Ceres-us.
stormegedendarklordofall
wooshoo1992
.
Janusha
Pluto was much more planet-like than we expected. Not just some lump of ice and rock. Well that too, but geologically active and round
Enoan
Ceres was discovered first too. It is significantly smaller than Pluto. If you include Ceres you should include the other dwarf planets too.
YourLocalSnitch
#Notmyplanet
iazonv
I think you mean Eris, which is the same size as Pluto. Ceres is just an asteroid.
perey
You shut your mouth!! Ceres was a planet long before Pluto came along! Then they found all its neighbours and said, "Oh, it's *just* (1/3)
perey
an asteroid" (a thing they made up for Ceres and its neighbours), and everyone's like "yeah, cool, whatevs science dudes". But Pluto (2/3)
perey
gets downgraded and *everyone's* up in arms? "Dwarf planet" wasn't putting Pluto down, it was giving Ceres the respect it deserves! (3/3)
perey
PS Not serious, just Ceres-ist.
thepromisedLAN
What's this Ceres
QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/571/cbf.gif
ProphetofEntropy
and that's why, fuck pluto.
TrustmeIamdutch
Goddes of agriculture, grain crops, fertility and motherly relastionships
zeroexistence
SideEffectsOfJuice
You haven't played enough Warframe.
Daryansmith
An artifact has been located, proceed to the digsite.
Elusivehawk
One of the Grineer's voice lines sounds like "Pray to Dracula!" to me.
BlubotRobot
Itsthegrineer.jpg
FancySweet
"It's the Grinee-... no it's the corpus, definitely the corpus." - Darvo
Sapandcap
Miter farming for years
Rinani
Future home of Ceres Station, tumang.
RedDwarfIV
assuming the whole thing doesn't just come apart when you try to spin it up
Kommanche
Belta loada
Rinani
Aye, Beratna!
Dokramuh
Beltalowda!
Rinani
Aye, Beratna!
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
A dwarf planet in the asteroid belt between Mars & Jupiter
doesntmatter
So it's a big asteroid, not a planet. Otherwise it wouldn't be in the asteroid belt. Duh.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
It's actually a dwarf planet
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Hopefully it just keeps collecting rocks until it can become a regular planet.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
We sent a probe past it recently and learned a lot of weird shit about it.
TheRicemanCometh
Tell us of this weird shit kind sirknight
NeutralPitStopCommenter
It likes nickelback
RedDwarfIV
it likely has a subsurface ocean and there are salt deposits on the surface