TeachingToEmpower
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Jul 15, 2017 3:31 PM
TeachingToEmpower
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notwastingtimeiswear
#13 depends on your fetish
genericusername69
This post was fantastic!
HalfricanTeet
#13 im certain they are talking about the movie the witch.
FuckShitLife
That 1st one tho..
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
Derek & Stephanie 2: Electric Boogaloo
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
I'd probably be this weird on a date, http://imgur.com/LWfPAes
scroll142
D & S 2 was cute though.
barnabyjones77
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is FP material. But I've been wrong before
rssplowman
If someone told me they had a french fry in their pocket, I would ask if it was for me. If it was, then I'd share it with them then & there.
trilleebean
#15 that's why I'm single too. Sigh.
tywilson87
"I have a French fry in my pocket" Ah, I see you too are a man of culture.
Thefriendeveryoneisaskingfor
Immediately favourited
IsabelDonlyWebster
I walked up to a new subway worker that was pretty cute and used the line "So you come here often?" and got a even cuter chuckle!
HeresTomWithTheWeather
The betta fish always goes to heaven...
Nuggetti
Can someone explain #1 for my stupid friend who's actually me?
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
"this is the top of thought i find interesting" and then "these are the questions i get asked on a date"
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
basically: people are so worried about being perceived as "weird" they become dullards
DonteHaversham
The guy asked"what do you do?" as in occupation. Instead the person replied with an existential dread, and made it awkward
HookerinaHandbasket
I wish people like this actually existed.
LNoodlPilot
Hello????
IamJustinSane
Do people in Guinea just call them "Pigs"?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
...more likely something in one of their own languages. :)
TonyAyoMitch
Last one was actually pretty cute and would go over well. Only addition he could have made was "Derek & Stephanie 2: Electric Boogaloo."
graehall
Die Hard 2: Lost in New York. Hey, that works!
dannishadow
Your answer sounds like someone I know. I went through your comments. You sound a LOT like him. But you're not. I think.
Denvercoder09
"this time it's personal!"
PillsburyFuckboi
The Squeakuel
phunkyphreshwithaph
That's better
teddyboops
Disco Shrew can still Boogaloo!
HPWombat
My friends and I firmly believe that every sequel should be "Lost in New York".
JustTawnee
Escape From New York 2 : Lost In New York
HPWombat
Batman 2: Lost in New York. Ghostbusters 2: Lost in New York. Terminator 2: Lost in New York. I HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT THIS
FutureHylian
Living in missouri 2: Lost in New York
ChiisaiOdette
Me: How was your education? (wondering if he speaks french) He: I grew up in a cult (Proceeds to explain with detail) 1/
votress
to be fair that sounds like an interesting story that would get the conversation flowing, I'd have so many questions
ChiisaiOdette
Honest policy, crazy upfront worked. We are now engaged :) 2/
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
What cult?!?!
LosPer
The good one
pudgychicken
oh my god if I ever date someone I think I'm going to be horrible I'm not good at answering questions about myself
ChiisaiOdette
As long as you're honest there should be no problem. They want them to like YOU, not someone else you pretend to be.
pudgychicken
thanks for the advice :)
Wrongleveeeeeeer
I'm here to help, not mock - I promise; how old are you?
pudgychicken
16
Wrongleveeeeeeer
2/x Strive to embrace yourself. Once you are at peace with who you are, internally, others will be able to recognize that peace and honesty
Wrongleveeeeeeer
1/x Yeah, when I was 16 I was a terrified, confused virgin. All through my 20s my sex and dating life have been great. Here's my advice:
Wrongleveeeeeeer
3/x within you - at that point, if things don't work out on a date, it's because they weren't meant to be, not that you fucked up
TeachingToEmpower
Great advice.
pudgychicken
thanks for that. I guess I need to work on "accepting myself" as you said. that's one of my biggest flaws, that I dislike everything about
pudgychicken
-me, but I guess working on changing that could help a lot