My brother, who is going to be moving to California soon, got me this for Christmas! I'm trying to beat it before he leaves, which might be a tad hard to do
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Criminals hate him! Find out his secret that makes this the most common anti-theft device in America!
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What do you think?
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Tried to make friends at work but he just looked at me dubiously
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She fell asleep cleaning herself
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My little brother made this for me for Christmas! It's actually fabric paint not a print
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If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp you need to, this part made me lose it
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Snapchat gold
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This is her "staring at you while you're pooping" face
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Eye of Ra and Eye of Horus
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I love these two
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Along with with cool furniture, Ikea sells derpy stuffed animals
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MRW I've have had my Deadpool opening night tickets for weeks and it's tomorrow night
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I think our other new kitty is living her new home
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What's playing in theatres tomorrow?
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Holy crap, yes!
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The license plate I'm assuming only a legend could have
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The first little one I've ever owned, it's only day two and she's sleeping on me already!
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When a prostitute is trying to professionally describe what she's cleaning off of her clothes
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Land on your bottom!
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MFW I remembered the scuttlebug but not my .5 A press
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MFW I made a dad joke and don't want kids, is this a sign?!
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Only mildly interesting, but I thought the sky looks pretty cool right now
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My brother hand wrote all of our wedding invitation envelopes, he's really talented
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She has no personal space awareness
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This is what I call a good Saturday
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The new signs at my gym are just a tad bit passive aggressive
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Feeling pretty proud at the moment!
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Land on your bottom!
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My little one likes to sleep on my shoulder while I play video games
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Your use of memes is bad and you should feel bad
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Probably my favorite headline from the local news in awhile
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Look at these two
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I have a feeling baths are not her favorite
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MRW I realize my shirt is on backwards so I take it off and put it back on, only to put it on backwards again
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Clearly one of our kitties knows how to relax better than the other
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These instructions winked at me
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I hear Imgurians like to be titillated. Today I opened a box of spaghetti and found some double noodles.
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Why would you get my hopes up like this, Google?
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I can't tell if serious or not....
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Whenever they hear me get my boots out for work or when I get home they sprint to get ahold of the strings
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I wish I could be this comfortable
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I am trying to learn Spanish right now and apparently there's more things I need to learn than just the language
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You're a master of karate and friendship, for every ROM
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This goofball likes to sleep on my head
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Clever title
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Sometimes the strangers I meet at work aren't so bad
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Google maps find while house hunting, for some reason I'm not interested in the area anymore
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How to play the race and victim card in one tweet 101
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I assumed this article would go the direction it did
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The way this snapple cap is printed made me think I was losing my eyesight
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Everytime I eat I get this little face waiting for a handout
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Then, she tried to get up
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In case this hasn't been posted yet
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She thinks she's a model
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Two and men a vacuum
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I snapped this when I noticed the storm behind me at work yesterday
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Everybody on my Facebook feed
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If you haven't seen this yet, do it. The guy says exactly what we're all thinking, link in the description.
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