"Any other toppings?" "Nope, bacon and sausage will be fine."

Feb 18, 2017 10:07 PM

orbitn

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bacon and Nope.... I think that's the Transparent FuckthatShit Spider.

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They only bite and when they bite they don't really do much damage.

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Well it's relieving that they don't have any superpowers.

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being fuckin invisible sounds like a superpower to me.

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That was a laugh I needed. You're outstanding. <3

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"And who ordered the Macaroni and Bees? *tightly holding down container's lid*"

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That scene scared the piss outta me when I first watched it

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"what do you want on that, bacon? sausage? spiders?" "Spiders!?". "Spiders it shall be"

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I love spiders, collected them as a kid even. Did a tour in the middle east and now I have a phobia from that particular family of nopes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, you mean those that are larger than a dinner plate that spit acid and eat your face? They're yummy with a little butter and napalm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, minus the tour in the ME-it was Wyoming for me. I found quite a few fairly large ones when I lived in Cheyenne.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

australian pizza

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get that shit ataa hurr

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That title is clever

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

maybe it will gives you powers, like... shooting webs of mozzarella or something

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I already shoot webs ;) Hey-oh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dominos are taking this "gourmet" shit to far!

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Nope, I'm not even slightly Asian.

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Didn't see it at first

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Between this and a slice with pineapple... I'm leaning towards the spider. Just.

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Mi hips hurt every time I see this gif.

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I love how he doesn't even make a clean jump through the window and bounces off the frame.

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looks like it hurt

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