Usersub seeing a selfie

Mar 9, 2019 2:04 AM

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Fun stuff.

This is why he became King Pin

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We did this to a kid in basic.

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I need to hear the creepy music

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I do that with people posting pictures of trucks

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The only thing that would make this amazing would be a rubber chicken sound dubbed in

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"Colonel Jessup, did you order the code red?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless it's someone's 'progress pics'. That shit hits FP all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Sir, a jelly donut, sir!" v

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

socks aren't down votes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did somebody order a code red?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get this to the FP for a lesson to all.

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 5

Soap bars, inside pillowcases. In case you haven't seen it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Towel*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless its a girl... then they start to jerk HIM off

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What movie is this from?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

v

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

watch it. at least the first half.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Just doing my part to keep this community pure.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Asking for a friend what about doggo selfies?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is the dog taking the picture?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

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When one screws up they all get punished. Wouldn’t this be nice to do at the work place? ?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Private Pile looks just like my autistic older brother.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please someone change those soap filled socks with downvotes

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

THIS! Cause that's how I felt when I stated an unpopular opinion too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want Kingpin? Because this is how you get Kingpin

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seven Six Two Millimeter......FULL METAL JACKET

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I'm already.... in a world... of shit

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

thats fucking cruel

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m almost 100% certain one of those extras took a swing at the family jewels during the taping of this clip.

7 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 1

That's what you get for keeping forgetting your lines.

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v

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I don't doubt they used a crotch guard (or whatever those things are called. Jock strap??)

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Dong Defender

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Pink slip?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

groin guard. Jock strap is just a bra for your balls.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

cup

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cup.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Spell cup

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coffee.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Black

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No. Cup, I wanna C U P.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That sort of carry on costs extra

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw this scene as a kid and it gave me nightmares for weeks. I walked in on my dad watching it and was too young to understand the movie.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya but that shite posting "upvote cashcat/dog/thing in 2 minutes or else..." always makes the front page? I'd rather have the selfies.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The old sock party. You don't really see shit like that anymore with the emphasis on anti-hazing training.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

It was still happening in 02 when I went through.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its pretty fucking dumb

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

also, thats really easy way to get entire company sued.....

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I feel like the biggest reason the military started pushing out hazing as a tactic for compliance was the unreasonable suicide rate it had.

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Good.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Glad there's anti-hazing training, what does it involve?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get why people don't just kill every one of these people after they get hazed. It guarantees that they will never do it again.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This is where private Pyle's breakdown begins and he only targeted the one person who tormented him.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

this is tame compared to what really happens

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I believe if every guy in the entire platoon beat a man multiple times each with soap in a sock, he would certainly die of internal injuries

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

assuming each one hit with full force which is unlikely given the principal of "social loafing"

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

This isn't a social loafing situation. There is no concerted effort here, it is individual, like, say, golf. "Who can hit him the hardest?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

people tend to not hold back in situations like this.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

duct taping a boot between 2 mattresses and throwing from the 3rd floor. tying a boot into a shopping cart and throwing them in a creek.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I don't see how a boot would make any of these worse

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"boot" is a term to describe a brand-fuckin-new marine, like, right from boot camp.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is this supposed to be funny or just pure bullying?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Payback for fucking up repeatedly causing them all to get detention

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Watch Full Metal Jacket

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No you don't have to watch the whole movie for that answer. It's neither. It's punishment for fucking them over.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So... bullying.

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Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The movie is well worth watching though, on it's own merits. It's a classic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Things that get people kicked out of the military now because fuck hazing

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Hazing is for initiation and unity this was to reinforce how much he wasn’t a part of the group

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Only if caught...

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This looks like regular hazing though, for fuck hazing he'd have been turned over and the guys would form a line.

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If I remember correctly that's not hazing the character does something to fuck everyone else over

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He eats a donut if I rightly remember

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Yeah something like that and he just constantly fucks up in the movie pissing off the whole unit

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Would you have wanted a Pvt Pyle on your fire team? This, and other measures, are how you dont get a Pvt Pyle on your fire team.

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Ah, so you're saying that's a thoughtful deliberate method of weeding out elements threatening the combat viability of the platoon. Cool.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, dude. Instead he just kills himself. But at least he's not on your fire team! Wheeew, bullet dodged.

7 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 5

Would it be evil to say it actually is though?

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Not saying I condone the killing himself, but having him as your battle buddy would probably be the fastest way to getting yourself killed.

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That's not hazing, it's a blanket party. It's barracks justice, intended to straighten out those who fuck or endanger the platoon.

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They sure as shit didn't do a good job at it if the next scene is anything to go by.

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i ... wouldnt think that would ever work on any human with a pair of balls.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Clearly you've never experienced a blanket party

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

been jumped before. teaches you how to bide your time for revenge

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What really happens?

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Rape

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Un-tame things

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A code red

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Mountain Dew?

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PTSD

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Or you just punch them

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Thrown off the third floor of the barracks...

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I knew a guy who would jump out of the second floor window. Then run back inside, look over everybody's shoulders and say "What happened?"

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One guy kept sleeping on watch so My first class got a hotdog, dipped it in mayo, then slapped it on his cheek and then put it in his mouth.

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He never slept on watch again.

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That was real fear.

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But this isn't the navy.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a usersubian, can confirm

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

They use dirty socks with porridge in them.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Porridge"

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You want the truth?

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I want answers

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Usersub seeing a BIG selfie

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What does BIG mean here?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He used to be so much fun before he went crazy. Now he's just that weird conspiracy theory uncle that no one wants to claim.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 6

I thought he seemed super chill now, just doing his painting and stuff. Granted he had some creepy stalker years, dunno if that's over.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's not. It's morphed into whatever is his issue these days.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wat

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

He's apparently got a few crazy conspiracies. I still like some of this movies and even enjoy seeing him on talk shows though.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I just know from imgur that he's kinda in "whatever" mood since his wife (?) died. Don't really know if it's true and tbh don't really care

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fair enough. The reason I responded though was because you seemed confused to the point of caring a little haha

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