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PART TWO: http://imgur.com/gallery/JlAnG
Smashingpuffins
The teacher farting near his students one is the definition of chaotic evil.
PUGoRAMA
To the guy who sang on kidz bop, it's okay, no one will hurt you anymore. Those animals
ThatOneGayRaccoon
I like how most people still haven't gotten the Goldie Locks reference.
petrie911
mfw habanero in fleshlight
walkingtallmachinegunman
The alligator one would be a nice mix of guilt and pride
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Da faq?
okbluejays
Well, why would you waste a perfectly good banana?
Treblaine
Tactical Farting seems to be the perfect crime.
Trikk
You sick fuck...
BoominGranny
False arrest/HR Committee dude, gotta admire that long game.
TheWolf277
This is gold!
TheWolf277
This is also gold!
LakeshowDre
Your ass smells like dead animals? You need to get that shit checked holmes.
LakeshowDre
Farts*
bashmuttons
plot twist: his farts were killing the animals hiding in the room.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
lookatmeimdesigning
I like to ignore the title and imagine all of these are one person. Much more entertaining that way.
FemilyMay
I hadn't read the title, so I was fairly confused until I realized it was not one person. I didn't read the title until I read this comment
UnXclusive
My life would be crazy if they were all me and I'd probably be gender confused haha
DeadLegMalarkey
this was post was great from start to end
WhompWhompHereComeTheFromp
WhompWhompHereComeTheFromp
Also Nice.mkv
lb01
Some of these are just evil.. +1
MimaMaxima
Yeah, blocking League! But if i had kids I'd probably do the same. *shame*
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
Yeah, the girl who dated her friend's crush and then made her lose her hair.. That's a shitty human being thing to do
Kalooki
Jesus it's herpes and she made her bald! That's way harsh, Tai.
MaximumSausage
So is telling everyone lies about someone having herpes.
Kenziesrus
Most people who would hear that would probably assume it was a rumor, especially given the source. What she did is humiliation that 1/2
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
Well, first off we don't know that it was a lie, maybe it was just a secret. And 2- that was revenge. Then the bitch took revenge on revenge
Kenziesrus
That will last much longer. 2/2
Candymostdandy
These are great but my top three favorites are Baby Alligators, Mugger and Litterbox.
UnXclusive
The mugger was one of mine too
timemac
The one where he denied them a raise was true dedication
Lyxs
Supernerdtastic
"Felling." .. Well, that's not going to help.
UnXclusive
Okay I'm submitting a new one tomorrow :) maybe a tad shorter though
swaggyd
yes make it longer
staceysstepmom
longer longer longer
SlightlyRacistBanana69
That's what she said.
UnXclusive
Haha fine I'll do more :)
ashleigha894
If they are shorter though we can have more overall posts!
L0gos
I am using some of these in real life and there is nothing you can do about it
UnXclusive
I am okay with this. Pics or it didn't happen though ;)
Aeroing
It's best not to eat picky blond girls.
ghostpixel
what was that one about??
Aeroing
The 5th one? The fairytale called "Goldilocks and the Three Bears."
12Walmart12
Gold Jerry, pure gold
Talmorean
Ovaltine? Why not Roundtine
UnXclusive
Yay someone likes it! Lol
Nathanfake
well done sir/madame
UnXclusive
Thank you :D
myspacebarisnotworking
Go on, little one, to the front page.
UnXclusive
So I hope :D
myspacebarisnotworking
YOU MADE IT IM SO HAPPY
UnXclusive
ME too man, me too :D part two is up!
theusa
Thought that roomate and girlfriend walking in on fapping was gonna go somewhere
ABrokenBoyToy
someplace hotter. Sadly we'll never know the ending. :(
Ihazcheeseburger
Porn has ruined us.
niragkram
Are we not going to tall about the murder and cannibalism?
greg079
sorry, our attention span is a tad short.
professorflimflam
It's not cannibalism when bears eat a girl. Fairytales 101.
FalcorTheUrinator
http://hugelolcdn.com/comments/1438761.gif
xPR0NSTARx
Seriously. You can't drop that one and just go back to lighthearted ones
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
It was a Goldilocks reference.
xPR0NSTARx
Ah shit, got me
fartharder
Dem farts.
TrapsAreIllegal
This one: http://imgur.com/V2hbxHb the company owns your ideas relating to their business. It sucks, been there too.
nagchampa
Only if it's part of your employment contract. For a retail job I doubt it although it could be the case.
creativeaccountant
2/ I created an Access database with dozens of macros linking their back end data to run reports. I quit shortly after being told they liked
creativeaccountant
Ahh companies should offer incentive programs for those that make monumental differences in the company. I just quit the company that 1/2
creativeaccountant
in my current role. 3/2
theusa
I hope that many of these did not happen for the sake of the victims
SlightlyRacistBanana69
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
I would think that Nair in the shampoo could lead to blindness.
ginislife
Where exactly does a twelve year old get THREE baby alligators from?!
ebillightbulb
I seen some for sale when I was about 8. My mom said no but I guess some didn't. Or maybe that's why he dumped them in the lake...
philosorapstar
Gumbo.
EflowNivek
This comment is amazing without context.
PapaMurphyspizzaman
Steve irwin?
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Florida
poisonivybaby11
If you live in Alabama it's easy
Sauroctonus
Eggs, probably.
RunsOnPizza
I grew up in Florida, and when a momma has a mound of babies, they're EVERYWHERE. They're small and dumb and easy to catch.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Knocturn Alley
lichtly
Florida
ifinallyfeelathome
asking the real questions.
zeaga
This is fucking weird out of context (I guess I haven't gotten to that one yet)
ModernCookie
Fuck, I just posted a similar comment thinking I was the only one wondering this. Fair play
Ilovealcohol
Obviously different, but when I was 12 I rode a bike to a farm with a friend. They let us take three kittens and put them in a duffle bag..
12Walmart12
catnapper!
Ilovealcohol
Hooked to the bike and ride off with them. "Are your parents OK with this?" "Yep!" (They weren't).
thebluespirit
Florida.
catbob111
'the internet' -timmy turner
residentbiologist
Walmart
krypet007
should've kept good care of them too so they'd be a little personal army against school bullies.
aj32100
He knows a guy...
itsNAJAH
You need to take into consideration where said 12 yr old lives. Here in New Orleans, that wouldn't be hard to find.
themasterzulf
Would be pointless then because the man-made lake would've already been infested
momantra
Northeast Florida native here. I can confirm that all this would take is about a 10min drive to the right pond.
UpvotesForCalicos
Southeast Texas here. Can confirm, quite easy.
Necropants
Same with Florida. It would've been fairly easy to get some baby gators there.
UnXclusive
If you guys like these I'll do another!
Mitchz95
Please make another.
NewUsernameAlreadyTaken
Doooo it
ZOMGNO
can you do less at a time? its hard for my computer...
GentlemanWendigo
You certainly seem to enjoy the ones about farting....
GhostMalone
Yes
headcheese3
MORE!
TittyMcButt
everyone is ignoring the kidzbop one. Who posted it
KissThemForMe
Can you maybe do some with the When I Was A Kid memes?
pergh
fucking do it!! Love it!
pumpernicklelel
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8p7cDe2A1rbrwnpo1_500.gif
NotACreativeName1
I see what you did there...You stuttered
ast911
Did you do another?
radishearrings
Yes, but could you put in less? I have the attention span of a toddler
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Yes, please! The saddest part was when it ended.
Kendoonunicycles
DO IT. (Please)
BigD5871
...with a cherry on top
IAmLobstronomous
Found the Canadian.
MarvLevyForPresident
Damn, missed my chance by a half hour! Was totally going to say that! +1 for you :)
NotHarroc
I don't get the League of Legends one. Also, YOU BETTER DO MORE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!
UnXclusive
Aw stop it you :)
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
A father blocked his kids from playing online games so he could use the bandwidth to play his own.
NotHarroc
Kinderschlager
we like it
nupanick
I'd like to see a collection of genuinely good Unpopular Opinion Puffins, because that's another meme nobody seems to know how to use.
l8lurker
moar moar moar ;)
ashstachecashstache
You are awesome for this list and I need more please!
hermionejeangrangerweasley
I like your style OP.
ConspicuousSpellingError
Make it happen, captain.
Ryyaan
pls
okbluejays
Yes please!
RonGunn
Do another!!
FrigOffRicky
MOAR!
Pamalamadingdong
Please do, these were awesome!
brinoreeno
Yes.
exerticusnovem
Do it please and double thank you
trakshun
thatd be awesome
lovekittiesandtitties
Sure
pumpernicklelel
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma8p7cDe2A1rbrwnpo1_500.gif
shank
I just panicked a little making this. The mugger one reminded me. I never told anyone. :/
foxtrousers
If he got his, you might as well gets yours too.
UnXclusive
Good for you! I'm sorry that happened to you though :(
shank
Well, I mean, robbing him wasn't the solution. That was a drunkcision that I still regret.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
I wish your name was relevant to your post simply because he probably still does that to people.
thatclimbingguy
well if he wants the goods he better pays for them
Braeska
Do one with the tiger meme
UnXclusive
Part two is up! :D
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
http://imgur.com/URsefAE
AdmiralAckbar421
Thank you sir, may I have another?
myfriendsdontthinkimfunny
make them shorter please. I like them, but i felt like i was studying the answers to a multiple choice test.
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
aw dude i agree with you. he's also gonna run out of material too soon and the series will end too fast :'C
myfriendsdontthinkimfunny
well there are at least 3 who disagree with me
IAmMelonLordMwahahahaha
butthurt people
DidgeryDrew
It's like another Ruffcats! Need some source material?
UnXclusive
Sure I'm always up for ideas :D