WackyPaki
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Stealing a bike
+1 for sheer determination though.
Feb 12, 2018 9:47 AM
WackyPaki
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+1 for sheer determination though.
greg20151975
Worked pretty hard to steal that bike - I hope someone punches him in the fucking face harder
itwasbuilticame
The USA needs to make better use of the death penalty
BigAZNMan
Whatsname
That's what I call determination.
bigtexhand
If he worked half that hard at his job he could afford his own ladder to help him steal that bike.
pieter42
Fucking douche
CharityQuill
but why
GTIBH
All that effort to steal a bike , so TYPICAL ! Get a fucking JOB
GuestChrist
I lived there for 11 years. This is unusual only because a normal thief wouldv'e had bolt cutters with him.
bobon123
This. I lived in a city where bikes got stolen on a regular basis. All the thieves had bolt cutters, it is a 1 minute job.
u77171
No one saw this happening?
Notavaliduser
Jonnymarre
Bike thieves are the worst
OliverClothesoff70
I'm going to go ahead and say that those ISIS guys who cut people's heads off are worse, but you do you, my friend.
Jonnymarre
Bike thieves.
GlowstickJedi
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
birthdaybaboon
Ugh. Bike theft sucks, but I'd be marginally more ok with this had he put the signage back.
OliverClothesoff70
I initially thought the same thing, but expecting him to do that would be like expecting a sudden burst of competence from Washington DC.
cactuskid1956
Guy needs a BEAT DOWN
WillJeSuis
Thought he was being a cunt in just removing the sign until I realised the bike theft. Went form being a cunt to a thieving cunt.
elmonosabio
Fuck that guy a lot.
josanReactionPrince
And if someone dies from that he's responsible just so you know.
Mumalot
Hope he got caught...theft, vandalizing a public sign and/or public endangerment (if a car doesn't stop at the STOP sign that doesn't exist)
iamalreadyaghost
I believe the stop sign removal carries a Manslaughter charge?
Mumalot
Imgurians @ NewOrleans; any idea if he got caught?
Mumalot
any accident that is caused by "removing the Stop+OneWay sign" should be on his head.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
It would be.
FriendOfShaq
Wasn't there a group of "kids" that did this some years back and killed people at an intersection? IIRC They got charged with murder.
toastyrotzy
REALLY?!
BeoPuppy
Bastard.
Lounel
Nigga stole my bike!
Wreckedson
For a fucking bike?
onefaller
must be a good one.
OliverClothesoff70
Some bikes are worth THOUSANDS of dollars, so yeah.
ThriftySM
This is really prominent in Chicago. People try to chain their bikes to parking signs and you can just lift those right out of the ground.
MileyORiley
Ha, I thought he was stealing the signs at first. Lot of effort for not much reward.
Numero34
What a degenerate
quaswexexort
its the land of richbitches and witches
Thordis424
fuck that guy.
RimJim
But maybe his happiness at having a bike was greater than the former owner’s sadness at losing it. Or however that went.
zapbranagan
I hope someone fails to stop and hits him at that intersection.
ElPoloDiablo
Nah, they might have their own lives. He's not wearing a helmet though, so maybe a nice slip or trip.
fixe
Right missing road hazard sign.
ElPoloDiablo
Might have their own lives ruined*
THRAWN18
Kills
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3uAdC6xkEY
eroso
English is silly. When learning it, "have sex with this guy" being an insult sounded ridiculous. Since then I've learnt to abandon logic.
birthdaybaboon
Idioms are one thing, but etymology and pronunciation are a wild ride. Most words are just randomly borrowed and mangled to fit, it feels.
bippityboppityBACON
Like poetry.
blogre
You can fuck someone and make it a very bad time. Sex isn't always enjoyable for both people, so it kind of makes sense.
eroso
That's assuming you would enjoy putting your dick into this asshole.
blogre
It never implies who should do it, someone might. Also with a handy dandy knife there are infinite more holes than an asshole.
eroso
It does when you say it to an audience - one of them.
CyrusTheOk
When guys say "fuck me" around me I usually respond "eeeh you're not my type."
ninjaofpatience
It might help to think of it as "I hope that person receives hard penis in a place they don't want it"
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ModusPonens
Would you describe yourself as "racist"?
thelionpear
TheOnlyRival
Why do you think that's socially okay to say that? You just come off as racist...
lordsaltlyballs2
statistically black people commit more crimes than any other race
TheMostSolidSnake
Maybe it has to do with poverty, not race.
TheOnlyRival
Co-relation does not equal Causation... Have you considered that?
blahblahghost
This is like...a fundamental thing in observation but for some reason it's the first thing racists ignore when they want to cite stats.
gnebster9000
No because that'd prove his tribe is wrong and his ego couldn't take that blow.
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Ooooo what did it say?
TheOnlyRival
I forgot the exact wording, but basically "and of course HE'S BLACK"
DickusPickus
Fuck you
Ravben
Fun fact: If you get enough downvotes to bring you into the negative at a certain point you lose your ability to make comments :)
ModusPonens
That WAS fun :D
DickusPickus
No way! Better get my act together then!
Ravben
DickusPickus
Now that is incredibly rude. Watch out for those negative points!
randomweirdness
chain through both wheels, frame, and front sprocket. You'll get the bike off, but you're carrying that fucker home.
eadanke
Probably why he rolls five feet and stops.
lipbalmm
I have a feeling you and i would get along in person
MrC0uch
Good luck doing this to my bike XD
adumpforyou
Bonus: Your precious virginity will also remain intact! You'll hit level 40 and become a wizard for sure..
MrC0uch
Really..? The only reason I hot this thing is because I have Twin Boys that need transport to daycare.
Sm9yCg
Also the other bikes lock/chain. They can get out of your lock, but the thief has to carry both bikes. DONT lock the other guys frame though
iamdickburns
Why not just cut the chain, if you have tools to remove two road signs just get a small set of bolt cutters, most bike chains are small
gerthzilla
Use decent gauge cable
Chivatha
u-lock through the frame, a tire, and whatever you're locking it to . use a cable to get the other tire secure. not foolproof but...
Ravenbreaker
I dont think I've ever seen a small set of bolt cutters.
gerthzilla
I don't wanna give ideas but there are ridiculously easy ways to cut through pretty much any lock/chain quickly
Cokenose365
I use logging chain for my bike
andMikesyouruncle
Bike thieves have used freon to super cool the locks and then shatter them w/ a hammer
StonesOnTheHill
Most people have an adjustable wrench laying around. Bolt cutters are not as common.
Z0op
All those road signs usually use the same kind of sizes, doesnt even need to be an adjustable wrench, just a small size 14 (i think) wrench
randomweirdness
obviously he took the bolts out because he didn't have a set of bolt cutters, otherwise why remove the signs at all?
ererr
He had the money to buy the tools is what that other guy was getting at.. he could have bought a boot cutters, instead.
budthespudfromthebrightredmud
Ha you think he bought them.
Z0op
Because you can carry these tools around for whenever the opportunity presents itself. Cant really constantly carry boltcutters around
Reviire
Not with that attitude.
thegrimreaver
Even a middling cable lock can resist bolt cutters. Cables don't cut, they just squash a bit.
ApatheticEntropy
Unless you have cable cutters. A set of Felco C-16’s should handle most cable bike locks.
Munnin41
My bike chain is bolt cutter proof, so won't always work
Reviire
You can't really "proof" something. Get a bigger, more powerful version and it'll work. Or a welder.
weshallseeeee
People have also been known to use a cordless grinder
Munnin41
The guy at the shop assured me it would take at least 2-3 hrs to cut through with a grinder
benehar
Obviously whoever he stole tools from didnt own bolt cutter
ItsOnlyAMile
You'd think that would be in the Shitbag Bikethief Starterset.
StonesOnTheHill
Nah, you have to rank up to Intermediate Shitbag Bikethief Second Grade by stealing seven bikes to get your own cutters.
sear3489
At this rate I'll never make it
SciencePetsComputers
I've encountered chains that have destroyed good bolt-cutters, Ironically they were on bikes already stolen and dumped at the high-school(1)
SciencePetsComputers
nearby for probably pickup later, but we(custodians) take it to the lost and found. some use hardened steel and fiber reinforced plastic.
o4kill
please dm me the brands, model names, any thing you know that would help me find such chains.
SciencePetsComputers
I forgot the bike lock brand, but Brinx padlocks are pain to cut. Masterlocks are very weak and the rest are in between those 2 usually.
Cosmogonic
Abus is the leader in that domain. i've seen a tier 16 lock resist to an angle grinder for several minutes..
midrampage
Or it would be nice if the county or city used vandal proof nuts on their signs. No signs removed = no stolen bikes.
Jeenius
The pop rivet style? Small hammer and screwdriver.
midrampage
No they make some with a flat head screw driver that only let's you turn it tighter.
bluemofia
How will they remove the sign and replace it if it gets vandalized/damaged?
midrampage
They have a special tool designed to unscrew it.
ProphetofEntropy
no instead they just carry a battery powered grinder in a back pack and the lock is off in 15 secs
nastywomen
last I heard, they thought they had a lead on this guy in the basement of the Alamo.
younghef
Sickreferencebro.gif
AntiCircleJerker
You just earned yourself a shot of TEQUILA!
nmarst308
+1
MantisTobogganPilotMD
Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!
llortamai
The stars at night are big and bright..
Akeemindeface
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
(clap, clap, clap, clap)
mrkilltrocity
Deep in the heart of Texas
NobelDynamite
They said Large Marge told him to do it though...
ThisGuyHere
PunjabiMacgyver
SICK REFERENCE BRO
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I don't get it and my friend won't explain it to me.
ThisGuyHere
Plot and quote from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Looks like you need to go on a "Big Adventure"
MichaelAndersen88
PeeWee's bike was stolen and he was told that the Alamo's basement held clues. Got there and found out the Alamo has no basement.
shuya82
In that time that took he could have got a job and saved the money to buy his own.
meskarune
Depends. Good bikes are 700-1500 dollars.
shuya82
I was exaggerating for comedic effect :-)
HellfireJags
Yeah, but that takes work.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Always thought that - besides being a big fish drug dealer, crime simply does not pay for the risk if you have any marketable skills.
scottjaeger
or, if you're dead set on being a criminal, go to business school or run for office. make something of yourself
Hypobaric
That's the thing. These people rarely have any marketable skills. They can't afford schooling and are usually from poorer areas where
Hypobaric
they are forced to drop out of school. No jobs available and they have no choice but to steal.
f1223214
I know some of the bike that can cost up to 1000$. But yeah, if it were one of them, I wouldn't park it there.
Notme68
None of y'all have added drugs to that equation. He's probably unemployable.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
yeah true. I was at a triathlon once where they had to hire a security firm for all the carbon bikes - they can cost more than some cars
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
but in general I mean - a bike thief is usually not rich, nor the guy selling some weed. Their higher ups, maybe. Or so I thought
FuckMeThenYou
but who would hire a bike thief?
Baroonz
You wouldn't download a bike, would you?
JMcDank
oStaiko
Im pretty sure most people download porn
JHawke
Hey the man has proven to be capable of using wrenchlike tools. That beats some of my ex co workers.