My "office".
She's just bernin' the midnight oil.
Sometimes I like to make my wife breakfast in bed when I have a day off.
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Abandoned Turnpike
So, is that still considered "dry" cleaning?
When you run out of wrapping supplies... and time.
I bet Big TP is already planning next year's outbreak.
Started this morning out with a bang!.. Literally.
Adorable mutt tax: paid.
Kid nailed it.
My wife's a cheater.
Happy dog day!
I've heard there's even videos of it on the dark net.
Nostalgic Lego Dump: Jumping on the latest bandwagon, mixed with the last one.
Merry Christmas!
I don't think she got the joke.
Working on more crate displays today.
MRW the post office announces a voluntary quarantine for employees who have been in any Corona affected areas.
...melts in your mouth!
Happy Pi Day!
2O20 Is dead.
Can we make this the default?
Some of these headlines are just getting ridiculous.
mfw I check on a comment I made only to find the post deleted.
Game of Thrones as explained by someone who doesn't know the characters.
Still like my truck better. But it's a nice change of pace.
Picked up some chicks today...
When you think you've found your favorite rock. But, then you see an otter one.
I hope they use this slogan in their radio ads!
"Organ" Trail
America's got talent
Ugh, the frustration.
Happy dog day!
Groovy.
Why, yes. Yes it is.
Kari Byron mowing down zombies.
That's just prime.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk...
She's not allowed on the bed at grandma's house.
Bumblebee, NOOOO!
Happy Pi Day!
"Alexa, add whipped cream to the shopping list."
Merry Christmas!
The safe word is "out of bounds"!
Imgur today.
Give the pixel comments a break.
My project for today.
I made a thing!
Birthday Strippers!
Can you hear me meow?!
Quick pick-me-up.
"So is that kinda like fudge ripple?"
That's not the only thing getting double stuffed at the family reunion.
Merry Christmas.
Winter can be a cold bitch, but she sure is pretty.
Poor Oj. Can't catch a break.
MRW the boss skips over me during her morning evaluations.