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Jul 8, 2017 4:28 AM
SirFurdTerguson
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tacophile
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
strideo
Wait. How do we know?
smellslikeworldhunger
Suck it, rest of universe.
RetailCat
Kinda like how only America has been winning toe World Series. Step your game up, other countries.
odonne6
Canada has won as well.
gaidinbdj
Well, at least that's what we're assuming.
jagualex
beeftornado
USA! USA! USA!
Khrome
That's like how the World Series is only American teams
bayoubengal18
Toronto Blue Jays won the World Series in '92 and '93. So America 111 wins, Canada 2 wins.
rezpawner
All of the judges are from Earth too. The damn contest is rigged.
mekkuli
Baseball World Series; USA 112 titles, rest of the world 0.
xxbassxx
HardRockAnal
If I travel to space, I'll declare myself Mr. Milkyway, first of his name and damn ugly (but the first!)
capflip
For all you know, we've only been holding semi finals.
SirFurdTerguson
Kayokak
HAH rekt
danishjuggler21
Mostly because of the electoral college fucking it up. :-p
Dots77
Sorta like Americas world series in baseball.
xxbassxx
Dots77
North, north America.
TallCan
http://imgur.com/cqUTM57.gif
afon
Brilliant.
LightingSquirrel
Earth should really advertise the contest better; Thats probably why foreigners from other solar systems don't show up.
omgitsadamz
But we dont't want illegal space aliens taking our good Earth jobs.
MildlyConcernedTV
Don't worry, we'll put a fence on the Southern Hemisphere of the solar system
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I thought it was the space wall.
Xyolak
What a pretentious species we are
crackblind
But what if out there someone else is also holding a Miss Universe contest? It could lead to a galactic war!
lawideas
And Mars has never won the World Cup. Are they even trying?
GlenL
What about that radiator woman from the radiator planet?
N0ledge
that's in a a little less than 1,000 years tho
SteffenaronAronsen
Come on universe! Are you even trying?!
ParanoidWithGoodCause
yeah but we haven't discovered intelligent life on earth yet
RiverBear
"the most compelling evidence that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is we have not been contacted by it."
Sapphirebow
aho88
Aimanfire
Rakint
Elon musk
FixedsysLabs
What about the Octopus?
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Lol because intelligence us what the Miss Universe pageant is all about...
SirFurdTerguson
kiwibogan
Lil Bub?
SirFurdTerguson
yes
Snoopi252
This is fucking great
fitlex
Intelligence is not required to win
PornhubsFirstTree
StupiditySurroundsMe
Just answering "World Peace" is enough.
Actualdeadpool
We found dolphins.
imp00ping
I would have said whales too but @OP's mum doesn't count as intelligent
Gunboss98
So long and thanks for all the fish
RandomImgurian
Yeah but they're rapists
HisDudness
Elephants are pretty damn intelligent.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
then why do they let themselves be hunted to extinction? doesn't seem very smart to me
LarsZifer
And Mice
dontyoushoutatme
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Same with number of baseball World Series championships won in USA vs the rest of the world. The rest of the world ain't even in MLB.
odonne6
Canada has a couple.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Ok, switch USA with North America. Still stupid to call it a World Series.