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Jun 17, 2013 11:39 AM
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Bropez
I'd wear it.
GarageQueen
"hermetically sealed shame basket" -- goddammit that is awesome.
mremaknu
Girth is better anyway.
ek47
Party on Wang. Party on Girth.
Spanxxx
TIL: My tongue is still better than my penis at making my lady squirm and squeal. This post had nothing to do with this. I just learned it.
bochikiniki
Well, I learned more than I expected from a standard post
OMGLasergunsPewPewPew
TIL on Imgur...
azuka625
Ha shame basket ftw
thepuppet
Weirdly worth the read ;)
Catodactyl
Hermetically-sealed shame basket. That is all. (Now I have to try and find a way to slip that into conversation!)
vodoocc
In this post: A bunch of us normal, far-from-the-ground ding swingers mashing the up arrow to feel better about ourselves. ........+1 =/
AbsolutelyNotACop
1000th upvote for you, Imgurgogo ;)
thepuppet
*twirl*
joezilla
as a well endowed communist
PontificalUndulationsOfBlasphemicGesticulation
Hahaha, perfect response!
yarfyarf
I thought we only said "size doesn't matter" to be polite. It DEFINITELY matters. There's such a thing as too big, as well as too small.
shoyourright
woe to mega cock and micro penis
shadowfallen
Perhaps 'too' big or small by individual preference, but I'm sure there's someone out there who loves the giant dicks, and someone else tiny
ComeHonourFace
As an average male, this made me happy. Thank you, Tumblr.
napsmear
Penis TL;DR
CaptFirePanda
Too Long; Didn't Ride?
thechalange
I'm happy with my penis. It's gotten some terrific feedback from users. I want to create a yelp page for it.
tokenfemaleimgurian
Very true. We women will get turned on by the concept of big dicks like in porn, but in reality my boyfriend's 5.5 incher hurts sometimes
grapesforducks
There's a difference between what stimulates you visually, and what stimulates you physically.
GahBluh
"Boyfriend Penis" explained by Davey Wavey: http://youtu.be/O2ZlQvjhQnY
MagicSpaceMan
alright, not in a derogatory, that was really, really, mind-bogglingly gay.
MagicSpaceMan
*way
bollcocks
10/10 would watch again.
SomeLameStuff
As an Asian, this makes me feel better about my size...
laceygracey
I agree with owlkat. It's more about the man than his manhood.
MrsNedRyerson
I really think guys worry more about size than us girls do...this post now proves why!
Graphically
Of course we do, men are riddled with just as much insecurities as women, we just try not to show it.
balkingtowinnie
the problem is other guys with huge dicks bragging about it and seeing how their girlfriends acting like they really enjoy iy
ThisIsYourUsername
The amount of bullshit I'm smelling from all these, "I have a huge dick and it's never bothered anyone." or (1/2)
ThisIsYourUsername
"I have the tightest/deepest vag ever" comments is astounding! (2/2)
xephus
But all the torllolololololololol ing
PappyGeeno
I just became so much more comfortable with myself.
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
I never understood why men associated their self worth to the size of their penis.
PappyGeeno
I think it's a mixture of things, but I can't help but point at porn...
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
... This is like a ghost reply. I got a reply from you, but I never commented on this picture... Soooo confused.
LearningOnImgur
It's weird, because the only people who really seem to bring it up are other dudes or bitches who are intent on emasculating a guy.
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
Look, if it's ~5 inches long and bigger around than my thumb, I'm happy. And most other women will be too. If it isn't, then go oral.
MastrWigar
It's like women and boobs.
PappyGeeno
boobs I mean...
PappyGeeno
I'll be honest, I've always been fond of smaller. I get confused if they're too big
MastrWigar
Couldn't agree more, friend.
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
I've never had that problem, but I understand the premise. I've seen other female friends get boob envy.
shortkitty
breasts, which are natural DDDs. I was so amazed... this woman thought it completely okay to judge me based solely on my chest. (2/2)
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
I have natural DD's and my roommate had an A cup. Every time we did laundry she'd just sadly place her bra inside of mine and sigh. (1)
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
invitation to comment on my tits. More often than not, the comments are lewd. (3/3)
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
She never judged me, but there was some envy there. But I've noticed that if the smallest amount of cleavage shows, its apparently an (2)
shortkitty
I had a woman come up to me, a complete stranger, and tell me I should be ashamed of how I paid for my body. She was talking about my (1)
mremaknu
Next time somebody talks about paying for your body, say "Yes, my spine pays for it every day, and it SUCKS"
carewyllie
I stopped reading when they implied that it's easier to take a big penis in the rear than in the crotch.
Muffinburgler
Well, t'is.
carewyllie
Speaking as someone who has experienced both, I have to disagree.
Muffinburgler
The anus is deeper, is what I mean. You can fit more in it once you get around the tight butthole problem.
carewyllie
Good point. I was thinking of circumference. I've been with guys who were long, they just didn't go all the way in. *shrugs*
AsinusAdLyram
Well, think about it. A woman's love tunnel is a dead end...the butt isn't.
carewyllie
I was thinking about girth more than length, then realised the two don't necessarily have anything to do with each other.
ItsVodkaOnTheRocksDontJudgeMe
It's like a pencil... Or an uncooked spaghetti noodle.
grai
he's straight but he *has* to have anal sex with guys...yeah, right
Noogles
And only men can go down on men with big dicks
wtsall
have you seen him? he should be happy anything wants to have sexy with him.
snuzzled
Well it's not like women have buttholes, they don't poop or fart... right?
FancyFrance
No eye contact. Totally legit.
Berethian
I seem to recall he's bi, not straight.
TheCapt
Most male pornstars HAVE to start out making gay porn to get into the industry. Not relevant but food for thought.
TheGayPenguin
(1)Uh. That doesn't sound right. Gay porn pays way better cause there are more than enough guys willing to do straight porn. Why would you
TheGayPenguin
(2) go back to the less gainful straight side? Source: I watch a lot of gay porn.
TheCapt
there a're plenty of reasons to start out in that demographic though. Getting a foot in the door. Making a name before transitioning 1/2
TheCapt
Hey. I'm not gonna argue. Look it up homie. It a somewhat if a consistent thing you'll find if you do your research.
TheCapt
References. It really is like any other industry. You gotta work your way up. Big time porn directors don't want waste money on an amateur.
Flyndaran
"He's not gay. But the men he has sex with are."
balkingtowinnie
A hole is a hole
FosterSisterFister
no
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TimothyTRiG
I gave a straight guy a blowjob once. Was fun.
FosterSisterFister
coming from the banana shark i expect nothing but a comment like that
GingerTheBeard
"straight" ;) "has" ;)
grai
lol
OneDayiWillDateAlisonBrie
lady's sarlacc pitt !! ok i loled very hard :) this is pure gold
GingerTheBeard
hermetically sealed shame box was my favorite.
GingerTheBeard
hermetically sealed shame basket.
thefrug
best ^
rogue1
by far the best part
GingerTheBeard
as i skipped the rest of the explanation as soon as anal dildos were mentioned id agree
TheSimpleImgurian
scorth
Why isn´t there a t-shirt of this instead - i would go clubbing hard wearing this!
LookingForDistraction
That IS a big cock. O.O
TheSimpleImgurian
Accurate Measuring is important (SFW... maybe. idk): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa9YUDNHobE
CharlesCopley
...from the balls gives you another inch or two that doesn't enter the...place of insertion. lol
fuzzypacman
Sex is about pressing the right buttons, not the deepest one. But sometimes it helps to press a lot of buttons at the same time ;P
GoDeeGo
Mash those keys, pls! :D
thefattymatty
up up down down left right left right ba select start
JurassicJamie
PRESS ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!
SkaOne
So... a lot like playing Super Smash Bros?
rorrie
Ummm, uhhh, hi there... how you doin'?
astrowoman
You could start with a 1, a 2, a 1, a 2, 3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3, 2, 2, a 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4, 2, 2, 4, 7, 5, 7, 6, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7!
whyamisticky
I think this is my favorite description of sex ever
weganmerner
Sometimes the deepest is the best
FartedWhileMakingUpName
beep boop beep boop beopbepobpeopboebpoepboebopeobp
PinkDalek
http://jadedfish.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/button_mashing_by_queen_and_azriel.jpg?w=614
colourofair
... "Brought to you by all the fucks I do not give..." LOL!
notprtty
~slow clap~ People don't believe me when I say I prefer smaller guys. This is why. Thank you, Tumblr stranger!
icanneverfigureoutausername
Is it weird that I want that shirt?
nightmaremoonmoon
no
icanneverfigureoutausername
Ok good.
olofskis
ALL THIS TALK OF INCHES MAKES THE SWEDE THAT I AM GOOGLE ALOT
cowplum
Finally, my knoledge of Swedish units pays off:10 iches = 0.0000254 mil
Swifttail
Its times like this I remember why I read comments that arent the first 3
imnotgayijustreallylikerainbows
TIL I have a deep vagina?
raulz0r
Hello there ;)
MrsNedRyerson
Now you are in for it...prepare your inbox to be full of horny imgurian males pretending to have 10 inch love sticks.
thatwilldopig
It's not your fault you have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
goddessofthewoos
Me too, sister.
barelyretro
Do you buy jumbo tampons for your heavy flow?
shadowfallen
The size of the vagina in no way affects the menstrual cycle or it's severity...
barelyretro
You're clearly not on imgur enough to get a Mean Girls reference. There's an abundance here. >_>
shadowfallen
oh >.>" I've never seen it! oops!
kuraianubis
Your vagina deepens when you are aroused and, if you have sex enough with larger things..can extend. But generally the max it gets is 7-8.
senshu
Source?
kuraianubis
I don't wish to google that stuff today. but my well endowed friends have told me of their gf's cervices being moved. Their Gynos told them.
senshu
Was just hoping there was some kind of verification of this.
kuraianubis
look it up. I've read it somewhere, and I've measured myself and had contests with other girls. 3-4in normal, 7 max aroused.
coyfox320
that's what I was thinking!
indedly
I thought the same thing! I need to check this out. How does scientifically measure the depths of one's vagina though?
imnotgayijustreallylikerainbows
You have to be aroused, it expands when you're aroused apparently. And then find something to stick in there, mark it off, measure?
BlueShwagger
If anyone needs an object to stick in their vagina to measure, I have the perfect thing. Just PM me. For science of course...
coolgrnmen
Put...put a banana in there for scale.
ChaosLierLen637
Science.
ConstancetheBadger
I'm not alone! Petite and deep... .... Is this a bad thing?
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
Probably not, you have less chances to be hurt during sex. And I don't think there's any downside. But I'm a man, what do I know?
SKELETONMAAAN
I can't even fit 5 inches into my vagina (yes I measured it). So yeah. Bigger may LOOK better but it's actually a pain. AVERAGE GUYS WOO!
ERICMC2
Hello there...
typeIIIb
As anyone who has ever done a gyn pelvic exam knows, an index and middle finger are usually sufficient in length to reach the cervix...
Monzeekee
As another modestly internally proportioned lady: average size with skill and sexual generosity WOO!
nixanadoo
...how did you measure?
TomxHasxTourettes
So how many PMs did you get?
SKELETONMAAAN
Only one, and it's content was "5 inches, huh? you measured?".
TomxHasxTourettes
I'm genuinely shocked that it hasn't been in the fifties. I guess everyone here is polite or shy
SKELETONMAAAN
I was shocked enough to get so many responses, I commented before it was on the frontpage. "HOLY SHIT 16 NOTIFICATIONS WHUT" lol.
ThanatosElNyx
Doesn't it get deeper when aroused?
SKELETONMAAAN
Dunno, I measured while aroused and I also feel it suring sex.
IAlwaysPupvoteDog
That is deeper. Unaroused, they're typically 2-3 inches.
LovelessKoi13
I think so but don't try anything over 7in
Rockin
The cervix is in a different position depending on where you're at with your cycle. Fertile cervix is high, not fertile cervix is low.
Rockin
I'm not sure about the arousal aspect... I... have never checked?
supersloo
I don't think it necessarily gets deeper, but I do believe the muscles loosen up some.
MagicSpaceMan
god that would suck so much to be, like, "too big" to be comfortable for a girl. I would hate myself for at least a month...
jimmycricket93
dude it sucks
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
As a man who has been in this situation with the only real love he ever had... You don't even know...
CharlesCopley
hahaha this deserves more up-votes. Can't tell if sarcasm or not. It's better that way.
MagicSpaceMan
no, I'm totally serious. I'm 7 inches, and if I hurt a girl, I might not forgive myself.
CharlesCopley
Oh well I totally get that. A legit 7 inches is pretty damn big; "average" is like 5.25''.
wtsall
this explains some suspicions I've had.
ductapeman
my type of woman
balkingtowinnie
Me hero. seriously that woman is my hero
K0R0I0Z
I can't help it that I have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow
Cautionismymiddlename
how do you measure it just shove a tape measure up there?
SKELETONMAAAN
No, a small/thin ruler with no sharp edges, and later testet it again with a dildo.
Cautionismymiddlename
I bet the second phase of your experiment would interest the world's finest researchers. Plus some of the not so finest.
ghostwhowalks
Well, hello there ;-)
Noavacadosorpeanuts
i'm 4'11 and all i can think after reading this is that i must have a really un-proportionally deep vagina.
nixanadoo
OMG THAT'S MY SECRET!
FlumpyAtWork
Have...have you measured?
Locatelli
Holy shit you're a pygmy that's adorable. Love for short girls. POWER TO YOU GUYS, FUCKERS.
LifesLittleLunatic
So....a Tardis vagina. Sweet. Everyone is different. I'm pretty shallow and do NOT like anything over average.
EverythingITouchHasAProbabilityToExplode
"Tardis vagina". Ahah my sides x)
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finkton
Don't you mean wide vaginas?
balkingtowinnie
I guess, yeah i think so, maybe? I don't know, All I know is that sex with her felt like nothing. I couldn't feel anything
balkingtowinnie
YAY Average Guys RULE!
Efreeti
I'm pretty average... how you doin'?
SKELETONMAAAN
Good, and my boyfriend is feeling pretty well, too *cough* :P
Efreeti
Well, tell him he can come too :D
SKELETONMAAAN
Haha, I wish he was into that XD
finkton
Can I join?
ThatBobaFettGuy
You made my day! Yay for you!!
Hog1csmith
Five inches of what?
estrob97
Things. And stuff.
SKELETONMAAAN
Length.
IPutTooMuchThoughtIntoThisName
Length is ok if he knows how to use it. I'm 7.5 and i dont try to go all in. No one benefits from smashing the cervix =/
DrinkOuzoForgetCrisis
3 cheers for shallow vaginas!
Locatelli
I'll toast to that. HIP HIP
showmeYourB00bs
sounds like a perfect fit. ;)
TheCapt
As a guywho is above average but not BIGBIG its true. Nothing worse than seeing your lady in pain when your are trying to make the pleasure
Novatheorem
Make the pleasure. That's awesome.
cyruspalmer98
Pic, or it didn't happen
danvolodar
Might that be because evolutionary average guys are supposed to work well with average girls hmmmmmmmmm
sl33p
I have heard this from several women. While I'm not Ron Jeremy, I apparently hurt most women :(. Have learned to take it slow.
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MagicSpaceMan
ohh, if only it was that simple...
balkingtowinnie
lol find girls that want to be fucked in the ass?
ilyj
It is that simple. Men are stronger than women.
MagicSpaceMan
and that, my friend, is rape.
daellat
yeah, and 6 inches isn't avarage in the US. I think it was 5.2
Efreeti
5.07.
WankirA
Thats the same as asians!?
daellat
I don't know, I remember US said something like 5.2 maybe 5.4 (I'm pretty sure it was 5.2)
Efreeti
China 4.29, Japan 4.3, India 4.03, Mongolia 5.03, Thailand 4, Taiwan 4.24, Vietnam 4.5, Both Koreas ~3.8, Indonesia/Singapore/Malaysia ~4.5.
Daevin
Is this just every-day information you carry around, or did you have to Google that? Because I'm impressed.
Efreeti
http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
ChemJen
Longer is not always better, girth is good.
lambo0198
PICS or it didn't happen!!!
felifelerson
As a petite female, I concur.
ThatBobaFettGuy
Also made my day!! Yay for you as well!
ConstancetheBadger
I guess I have one of those deep vagina's. My current lover is 7 1/2 inches and I'm a petite lady as well. o-o The more you know.
balkingtowinnie
the thing about deep vaginas is that guys that are average cannot feel anything, I had to buy non lubricated condoms for it. They were dry
balkingtowinnie
the non lubricated condoms were dry, and they felt like paper. I was afraid it was going to hurt heror me But we had normal sex it was deep
ConstancetheBadger
There's always a way to work around any problem, ya just gotta be creative. My guys like, 6'8" and I'm only 4'10" ish. We still get it on.
felifelerson
Oh damn! My ex was about 7 inches. Hurt so much! I'm not very deep...pretty tight too. Sorry for TMI. I'm pretty open with fellow ladies.
ConstancetheBadger
No problem doll. I get it. And be proud of what you have- it'll all different but it's all wonderful! :D
felifelerson
Sooo wonderful :)
triplepenetration
I am not a lady
sneakypoo
Laugh of the day, thank you sir.
felifelerson
I like your username.
proxster
But it stretches to nearly double size when aroused.
Monzeekee
Nope.
AsinusAdLyram
No it most certainly does not.
TheyHidInTheDayAndAteGuavas
It's called tenting,I'm not sure about double the size though
SKELETONMAAAN
Nope, measured it while aroused. Also, I feel it on my cervix during sex, and my bf isn't that well-endowed.