notprtty

38720 pts ยท December 28, 2011


Geeky chick. Business owner. Feminist. Pansexual. Polyamorous. Nude model. Questions about how any of that works in the real world? Just ask me.

Valentine's BB-8

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I Wasn't The Only One Thinking It...

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Lifted the bedskirt to search for something. Looked at my phone to find the flashlight app. Looked back down to see this.

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Oh shit. What have I done now?

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Outtake of my niece during a product photo shoot lent itself perfectly to a meme

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Need to curse someone who sews? Use this!

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My cat is the best cuddler!

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To my Secret Santa who couldn't be arsed to actually send anything

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Choose Your Weapon

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I heard you guys like 8-bit crochet blankets. Here's mine!

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My brother's cat decided to accessorize

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Surprise midnight pancakes for my roommate!

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Crochet Horror Icons

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This fucker. -_-

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Forget Democrat and Republican. Let's start a new party!

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"Will you boldly go with me?" "Make it so."

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When you have pills to take, but you're still super goff

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Nailed It?

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According to the FP, my newest creation is relevant to your interests.

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Never Settle

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Very lonely and depressed right now. Anyone wanna chat with me?

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To Valhalla!

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It may handle like a drunken bantha, but at least it's adorable!

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4th Doctor Scarf Wrist Warmers

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How effective I am at flirting...

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People spent all day asking if I was ok...

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Because nothing says "class" like Lambic through straw glasses. Like a ma'am.

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I gave an ex another chance and I feel like a fool

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The best view of the world

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The ladies are nice, but here's some of our favorite 90's male hotties!

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Bipolarity level: Florida weather

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How it feels to have a migraine

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I was told you guys wanted to see my Morticia Addams costume from D*Con. With Lily Munster bonus!

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MRW I somehow managed to hurt my arm on leg day

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Within one day The guy I'm talking to doesn't want me because of my illness and my best friend dumps me because his gf says to.

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The Doctor is in... Miami!

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I'm 28 and my brother is 30. I still make him goatse cookies for his birthday every year. Family immaturity, fuck yeah!

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Hardest decision ever made in CAH? (sorry for potato)

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It's so nice to relax after a long day. I sure hope nothing bad happens...

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TARDIS for scale- The Angels have the phonebooth!

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Scumbag Fox

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Something about selfies being ok? Here's my Christmas present from my dad :)

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Jack Tretton explains why PS4 will be more successful than XboxONE

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But I Love Him Now!

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Going through the worst depression of my life. She is the only reason I'm still alive.

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I'm not pretty enough for upvotes, but maybe you guys will like my cat better? This is Wash.

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I, too, have a confession

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Please sign this petition (link in comments)

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This is Idris Fluffykins Softpaw the First. She is the best damn cuddler in the world.

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6 months later and I'm still pretty upset about it :(

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Finally started watching BSG. Decided to make this :P

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Well, that's one way to spend family time...

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Tiny TARDISes! Excedrin for scale (and also the migraine)

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This is definitely how I should have responded...

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I made a new imgur friend tonight!

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To the assholes who broke into our house while it was being fumigated and stole our shit and rifled through our things.

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MRW A guy I'm attracted to, whom I didn't think liked me, sends me risque pictures of himself

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