I’m not an alien!

Oct 31, 2023 5:07 PM

blonderengel

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I don't like this dynamic. Pixie and Brutus is much better.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly what its like arguing with a conspiracy theorist, right down to the smugness.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna ask why that dog is so dumb and then it hit me... the cat is just smarter because it's an alien cat,
Duh

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like that he doesn't refute the part about not being smart

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

Dats a face that a cat want to swipe at

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ahh yes the ballsack cat

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is spelled Balzac!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lola's kinda funny, but too bad she's internet-level stupid

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sphynx cats, on top of needing to be regularly bathed, are predispositioned to respiratory issues and heart problems, think before you get one.

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

He's just naked

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm not an alien" - That's exactly what an Alien would say.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not naturally bald

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Oct 31, 2023 9:49 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sure, bite Lola's balls off...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poor Lola, she really loved that basketball before the cat deflated it. At least now we know to lock the knives away where the cat can't get them.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course he is not alien. His precursors were. They came in flying stone pyramids and made us believe they were made by humans without power tolls just to bury some dead guy they though was a living diety. Honestly a shit cover story. I guess they decided to go easy on use since we worshiped them with scratches and food.

2 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

...you found this under the cover stones?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhh! Don't talk about it! What if the agents from area 51 hear you?! Or worse the ones from the ultra secret area 51.7?!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is that where they kept that glowing cat collar that humans could hold and to TK too? It DID prove useful Gambling and with Billiards - wait, no, the spaceship was there, the cat kept the collar

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're listening to Area 51.7 WREA

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 "Technically, aren't all words made up?" - David Mitchell

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. Just the words "made" and "up." I suppose I also have to accept "maid" on a technicality.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 4

Splice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey babe!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Dark Crystal 2

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Master has given Dobby a dress. He's a fabulous elf now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a relative of Dr. T'Ana.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Our neighbors had a sphinx cat, she was very friendly and sweet once she warmed up to us. Came to very sad end when she got outside in bad weather 💔

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is my worst nightmare with my Sphynx...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was very very sad all around, please take good care of your kitty and give them pets for us!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh don't worry, she snuck out once, got locked in the garage all night (Thankfully it was midsummer during a heatwave) and has never tried to venture out since. xD She won't go beyond the porch unless someone is with her.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“not an alien”

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's quite the angry scrotum. You might want to get that looked at by a professional.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right... part pumpkinhead.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sure, but let it be known that the term 'natural' is somewhat deceptive here. Yes, the hairless mutation occurred naturally about 60 years ago, and then people started a breeding program to proliferate it. This breed hasn't been around for very long, and wasn't the product of evolution (as is sometimes claimed, linking hairlessness to a warm climate of supposed origin.)

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Ah, like how albinism occasionally naturally occurs, and then as if all of the albino people decided to only have sex with each other.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rather, if someone else decides that those individuals with albinism are only allowed to have sex with other such individuals.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Warm climate? They were discovered in Canada.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yup! A “warm climate”. :)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you can do it right, deliberately doing what Lolo is doing to an Internet Armchair Expert™ is one of the most genuinely entertaining things you can do. They are such needy, insecure, narcissistic individuals they will waste hours of their life researching news articles, forum posts, and the like and writing walls of text that you don't even read and "refute" in 5 seconds in the most half-assed way possible, and they'll think they're "winning" the whole way while you and everyone else laugh.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's what happens when you enjoy something enough to put effort into it. Also your comment reads as being just as insufferable, but with a garnish of "I'm proud to be stupid".

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, yeah. If it didn't read like something an Internet Armchair Expert™ would be offended by because "Look at this perfect stranger saying innocuous things! He's so insufferable and proud and stupid! Time to um-acktually him because I will quite literally explode if I don't reply to every single comment I don't like" it wouldn't exactly be entertaining for everyone pointing and laughing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Honestly I'm surprised you can read at all.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0