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Oct 31, 2023 5:07 PM
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SirHonytawk
I don't like this dynamic. Pixie and Brutus is much better.
SunBrolem
This is exactly what its like arguing with a conspiracy theorist, right down to the smugness.
conkerzone
I was gonna ask why that dog is so dumb and then it hit me... the cat is just smarter because it's an alien cat,
Duh
Scruffy2
I like that he doesn't refute the part about not being smart
UrbanNorthern
ToasterDent
Dats a face that a cat want to swipe at
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
ahh yes the ballsack cat
Mithi
It is spelled Balzac!
ballsoutflyer
Lola's kinda funny, but too bad she's internet-level stupid
Thesaya
Sphynx cats, on top of needing to be regularly bathed, are predispositioned to respiratory issues and heart problems, think before you get one.
LaffertyDanie1
He's just naked
JustLetMeInNowPlzKthx
"I'm not an alien" - That's exactly what an Alien would say.
theskepticinme
Not naturally bald
venom181st
Rovylern
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ChloeRed
Sure, bite Lola's balls off...
LustrousShadow
Poor Lola, she really loved that basketball before the cat deflated it. At least now we know to lock the knives away where the cat can't get them.
hotdoginathermos
MacCrack
Of course he is not alien. His precursors were. They came in flying stone pyramids and made us believe they were made by humans without power tolls just to bury some dead guy they though was a living diety. Honestly a shit cover story. I guess they decided to go easy on use since we worshiped them with scratches and food.
ChloeRed
...you found this under the cover stones?
MacCrack
Shhhhhh! Don't talk about it! What if the agents from area 51 hear you?! Or worse the ones from the ultra secret area 51.7?!
Waitiing2Move
Is that where they kept that glowing cat collar that humans could hold and to TK too? It DID prove useful Gambling and with Billiards - wait, no, the spaceship was there, the cat kept the collar
AJMansfield
You're listening to Area 51.7 WREA
Smayds
#7 "Technically, aren't all words made up?" - David Mitchell
ITellBadPuns
No. Just the words "made" and "up." I suppose I also have to accept "maid" on a technicality.
MrFancyPanzer
Zixtank
Splice
ItsCaptain0bvious
Hey babe!
WorkerLurker
Dark Crystal 2
ladyXechoXkenobiXbarnes
Master has given Dobby a dress. He's a fabulous elf now.
Vergenbuurg
Looks like a relative of Dr. T'Ana.
avastmehearty
Our neighbors had a sphinx cat, she was very friendly and sweet once she warmed up to us. Came to very sad end when she got outside in bad weather 💔
BeckyNosferatu
That is my worst nightmare with my Sphynx...
avastmehearty
It was very very sad all around, please take good care of your kitty and give them pets for us!
BeckyNosferatu
oh don't worry, she snuck out once, got locked in the garage all night (Thankfully it was midsummer during a heatwave) and has never tried to venture out since. xD She won't go beyond the porch unless someone is with her.
Interleaver11111111
samwyze
That's quite the angry scrotum. You might want to get that looked at by a professional.
mak10z
Right... part pumpkinhead.
Schmapplesauce
Sure, but let it be known that the term 'natural' is somewhat deceptive here. Yes, the hairless mutation occurred naturally about 60 years ago, and then people started a breeding program to proliferate it. This breed hasn't been around for very long, and wasn't the product of evolution (as is sometimes claimed, linking hairlessness to a warm climate of supposed origin.)
WinterOfMyDiscontent
Ah, like how albinism occasionally naturally occurs, and then as if all of the albino people decided to only have sex with each other.
Schmapplesauce
Rather, if someone else decides that those individuals with albinism are only allowed to have sex with other such individuals.
BeckyNosferatu
Warm climate? They were discovered in Canada.
Midioto
Yup! A “warm climate”. :)
ITellBadPuns
If you can do it right, deliberately doing what Lolo is doing to an Internet Armchair Expert™ is one of the most genuinely entertaining things you can do. They are such needy, insecure, narcissistic individuals they will waste hours of their life researching news articles, forum posts, and the like and writing walls of text that you don't even read and "refute" in 5 seconds in the most half-assed way possible, and they'll think they're "winning" the whole way while you and everyone else laugh.
etherbunny41
That's what happens when you enjoy something enough to put effort into it. Also your comment reads as being just as insufferable, but with a garnish of "I'm proud to be stupid".
ITellBadPuns
Well, yeah. If it didn't read like something an Internet Armchair Expert™ would be offended by because "Look at this perfect stranger saying innocuous things! He's so insufferable and proud and stupid! Time to um-acktually him because I will quite literally explode if I don't reply to every single comment I don't like" it wouldn't exactly be entertaining for everyone pointing and laughing.
etherbunny41
ITellBadPuns
Honestly I'm surprised you can read at all.