skills don't fail me now

Jul 28, 2016 4:05 PM

skills don't fail me now.

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Nailed it cat tax

#29

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#23 guy in blue knew what he was doing.

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That smile in the end proves it.

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#27 What exactly did they think was going to happen?

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Must... defend... goal... *SPLAT*

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lag

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hahaha

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It tried so -hard-.

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FOR THE EMPEROR!

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i love this more than i love myself

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Holy fucking shit #1 could have hit her eye or something

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That's literally why everyone fishing wears hats.

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Being hooked by a dumbfuck while fishing is one of my fears.

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Mate of mine, it just missed his eye but almost tore his ear off

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#8 When you dump bodies off cliffs in Skyrim.

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#14 Woulda been fine if she hadn't moved.

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5/7

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huehuehuehue

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Brandon is hilarious

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I was a camp counselor for #14, I'm standing right next to the camera. This was weird

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How hard did that girl cry?

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Hard. Fuck you Lauren, making me fill out injury reports and shit.

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Did she realize it was her own mistake by moving?

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#11 reminds me of https://media.giphy.com/media/10zNPrLczUJO00/giphy.gif

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only so much better, his reaction is great!

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I'm laughing uncontrollably at this! Thank goodness everyone in the house is already in bed or asleep!

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I can never get enough of seeing #32.

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I have been here for literally 10 minutes watching it. I completely zoned out.

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Was that from a TV show or something? Do you know?

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Survivor

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Yep, here's the sauce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g

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Thanks! <3

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Amazing Race. She almost knocked herself the fuck out and they made her finish, otherwise they dropped out. Brutal and hilarious together!

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Actually I think it was from the amazing race, not sure what episode

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All of these

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Perfect 5/7.

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#14 Ultra Tea-bag.

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It's called a "seated senton"

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DDTeabag.

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That's how I let my wife know I'm feelin' frisky.

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i think that's an Atomic Tea-bag

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she moved!

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Yeah, because one girl pointed out something behind her.

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Ya he would have made it if she didn't move.

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The one rule of any trick. "don't move"

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Aggravating because you KNOW she was all "this is entirely your fault in every way!" afterwards

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I disagree, actually. We don't know that.

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Entirely her fault.

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Thank you for actually numbering them +1

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#19 when you lag in real life

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That one made me giggle out loud. The embarrassed fleeing at the end makes it.

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What was that? Turned around cause the other vehicle coming?

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I don't even think so he was clear and just freaked out so he ran back to the closest side of the road.

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Fluffy goodness in a warrior!

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Hahaha. "Oh, SHIT! Shake it off. Shake it off. No one saw.....

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I fucking love penguins.

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#blackpenguinsmatter

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#13 is when you tell her you think cheerleading IS a sport

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Getting a highschool cheerleader drunk in college. Not as skilled/dexterous as she thought she was. :P

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someone edit this so she lands that pose on someone's bed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#25 Can we talk about the fucking perfect form on that suplex? She even bridged for the pin! Just beautiful.

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I loved these. They did several like it.

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#5 Oh, Diabeto.

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v ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??

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SOOOO fucking satisfying...

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Next stop: Suplex City!

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"Wham bam thank you ma'am!"

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#24 is obviously fake, but I'd live to watch that flick. Any guesses as to title?

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It was an ad to a manga magazine, Shonen Jump if I'm not mistaken.

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Good work spotter #20 just adjust your stance a bit, it's all good.

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They're like, "Yup. Spotted something that went wrong. Carry on."

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Thought the same thing...what great 'spotters'...Oh! Yup..you dropped it! Nearly got a broken clavicle out of that one.

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I don't think they are spotting. It looks like he is trying a clean and jerk. It looks like Olympic lifting which doesn't use spotters

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Such a good gallery.

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Agreed

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Looking thru gallery thinking: Me on a Monday... Me on a Monday... Me on a Monday... Me on a Monday...

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Agreed. I feel like #7 should be some kind of infomercial for cat cups- protect your junk against cat scratches for only $19.95!

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Totally made me laugh... Pissed off my wife who's trying to sleep;) that's how you know it's funny:)

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The watermelon one always gets me.

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Oh shit! I thought those were water balloons!

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Wow, fuck off with your cuddly bullshit.

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I read that as "virus hug" at first. Virtual makes more sense.

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Your made Anastasia get stuck in my head. Skills don't fail me now, Abilities don't desert me, don't look stupid now that we're heeeeeeere.

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I was so hoping that that would end with dickbutt, but look at you, sending nice things to people over the internet... ;-)

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Congratulations, you're relevant!

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Yay?

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You forgot this one, OP.

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That is seriously fucked up. The door had plenty of leverage and ended flush, meaning all of her fingers are completely compacted in there.

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it hurts to watch

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So majestic.

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I was so confused at what I was looking at, at first. Looked like a painted backdrop until I saw the splash.

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Me: "Please fall in, please fall in, please fall in... yes!"

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KING OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE

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I had no idea wha the was walking into until he fell.

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So can we agree the #4 was actually kind of impressive.

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does anyone think the dude in 19 was trying to get hit on purpose

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I'm pretty sure he mistakenly crossed the road when it wasn't time, realized no one else was going, tried to go back, and ran into the car.

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The super wedgie (#31)was also good

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I was once walking down a cramped staircase on a boat, went to stop when I saw people walking up, lurched fwd and flipped over them. BIG wtf

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Sure...

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I almost pooped myself when it happened. Stairs lurched out from under me, put a hand to either wall, ended up landing past them. IDEKHIH

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Yeah, a full 720 barrel roll, inverted too

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Yo queiro Taco Bell. Dog, probably.

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I thought 5 was 4 and I couldn't stop laughing

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I was so worried she wouldn't make it.

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#17 ftw

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Only if she can duplicate her performance.

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I think it would make a great loading symbol.

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And #25. XD

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#25 is so fake that it loops around to being awesome again.

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Yeah, nobody uses the suplex in real life

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Challenge accepted.

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My son, at 18 mo, suplexed his (3yo) friend because the friend hit him and took his toy. It *does* happen in real life.

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I don't believe you

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That's amazing. Also, toddlers are made of rubber

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I like how they are in such a hurry to help #20

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total cunts

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#1: That was lucky. A bit farther and it would have caught in her nose or eye. Have seen it happen. Not pretty.

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The same thing in the gif happened to me when I was a kid: stepdad caught my hat and yanked it off into the lake.

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A friend brought his 5 year old fishing. Kid didn't listen well at all. Really surprised no one got hooked like this.

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Was that a chunk of her hair that went flying?

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My buddy hooked me in the back. Kept tugging oblivious to my yells and expletives.

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A friend of mine caught a Musky. We got it in the boat and as he reached for it, the fish thrashed. Ended up going in one side 1/

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and then out the other of his fingers. The Bagley DB06's other monster treble hook was still attached to the thrashing Musky. It was fun...

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Wha?! You have seen it? Good lord. I will never go fishing.

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I got hooked in the leg by a treble hook when I was a little kid. I still like to fish but I'm afraid to be near other people fishing.

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I've got a scar about an inch or so under my eye from a fish hook.

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Children cause many fishing accidents. Stupid little imps

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I almost had a nip ripped in half by a buddy I used to fish with, got him to stop the cast and only ripped my shirt but damn it was close.

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That's why you throw from the side when you are on a boat.

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I live on the Kenai River in Alaska and in the summer(right now) the medical clinics around here get people in every hour or so with hooks

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I got hooked in the stomach as a kid. Thanks for reminding me.

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Got one through my eyelid when I was young. Shutter. How it didn't catch my eye still amazes me.

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That's literally why everyone fishing should wear hats.

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and sunglasses.

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Saw it happen to a guy's crotch once. Running around being a jackass while I was prepping rigs. After I removed a hook from my hand 1/2

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I had to help him remove one from his crotch. 2/2

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When you're on a boat, always look behind you before you cast. ALWAYS

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Lucky it wasn't worse, but it looks like the hook cut all the way up her scalp. Probably ripped out a decent bit of hair, too.

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As a kid I caught a handbag once. I was pretty sad when I didn't get to keep it. Mostly for the cash.

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I am terrified of this when I'm fishing.

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I managed to hook myself in the back on a cast when I was young. Took me two pulls to figure out that wasn't fish i caught...

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You've seen this before?!

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I saw it happen to a dog when I was a kid :( he got is straight through his snout, so sad.

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Yep. Went with a few friends to a lakeside where people were fishing. Some dude next to us starts screaming cause he got hooked in the nose.

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When I was 3 or 4, I accidentally hooked my dad through his ear while being taught how to cast.

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11 times as a matter of fact

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This guy got it

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A friend of mine almost lost an eye to a fish stringer. Different equipment, still *cringe*

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Yeah, that guy is a fucking idiot. He'd have been booted from the boat permanently.

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She's fishing in white shorts and a white tank top, so between the two of them it looks like decision making is not what it could be.

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What's the proper fishing outfit? Legit asking

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Generally just better to wear stuff that can get dirty, my point before was that it's probably one of their first times fishing and they (1)

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True. Fish juice and worm dirt everywhere.

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Oooh yeah that makes sense. Thanks!

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Haven't gotten used to stuff like that yet.

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Mom is a nurse at an eye clinic. Guy managed to catch his eye and get it out of the eye socket. Whether it stayed connected or not, I 1/

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don't know, but whatever the case, he drove at least 100km to get it looked at. Ouch. 2/2

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Salmon fishing in the kenai AKA combat fishing. Got hooked in the cheek, not the best experience.

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I love fishing, but F this. It's not worth it. I fish to relax and it's not always about catching fish. This isn't relaxing.

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I worked at the campground where I took this picture. A lot of these people were Russian and German canning it to take home and sell

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Wow, I never thought of that. Interesting.

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A lot of times I would limit down here in 15 min and go back up to the tributary (Russian river) and fly fish for trout. Much more relaxing

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This is the exact reason I don't go fishing. I know I can cast a line, I don't trust the people near me

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"I know I can cast a line" is exactly what someone who can't cast a line would say...

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Or people can just, you know, not cast with someone directly behind them. I know it can still happen but jeez be aware of your surroundings.

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Or look where you put your rod. Never had any trouble bc I don't fish with idiots.

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I don't fish anymore, but you made me realize that we had very few trips where nobody was hooked.

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How can someone be that shitty at it... I go fishing all the time with my brothers and the only time someone gets hurt is when I catch (1)

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a weever and get stung.... happened twice now... (2/2)

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No it isn't. You can stay further away or just tell be careful when they cast. Go fishing again, it's fun :)

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Was that a trickle of blood coming down her head or was that her hair?

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I am a grown ass man giggling like a school girl at:

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And people wonder why they are becoming exstinct....

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v it was this one that really got me

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In order to retain the balance in the universe, we now need a school girl to giggle like a grown ass man.

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Hahaha

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Gifs like this remind us all exactly why they're endangered

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I think the fact that the mothers accidentally sit on their cubs and kill them might have more to do with that.

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seriously, if pandas only existed in the wild (both red and regular), who thinks they'd be 100% extinct right now? such dumbasses

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Same, because it reminded me how I broke the armrest on my chair.

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I've had that saved on my phone for months and I giggle every time I open it. Never gets old lol

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It's the feets, how they wiggle

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I really like your username.

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That's pablo sandoval. He's know as the kung fu panda.

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I like how it accepts it date and just keeps chewing the whole way down.

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That typo. Eh, still works?

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Nom Nom ahh nom nom

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you are an amazing human for that username, love it +1

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Perfect

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Is everyone just going to pretend like they haven't read @OP's username? I'm dying over here somebody send help!

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Swan Ronson

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