Five Star Efficiency
That seems really dark...
Cory and Trevor's new independently owned convenience store
Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
It's pronounced, "nuc-u-lar"
If you try to prosecute this, you're gonna look like a fucking idiot!
The Shitmobile
How much cheese is too much cheese?
Life = Love
I beat the smart kids...
Great art comes from great pain
Frank's got the attitude, Dennis has the grace, Dee nosed in...
Love will conquer
Most cats and dogs are smarter than Trevor and Cory...
When you quit smoking weed...
Morris...
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it...
Grade 10 Diplomacy
Friggin’ words...
When you accidentally burn down your Dad’s trailer
The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!
Free-Range Parenting
When the caveman's in charge...
Pondy's the coolest!
It's just a matter of time before this all goes to shit Randy man
fuck, I hate buying dope from cops man!
Setting aside differences for the greater good
Business as usual
When the party was slammin'...
Stick to the speed limit, you won't get pulled over
Garbage-Scooper.exe has stopped working...
Mac gets it...
Grandpa Rick
Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway pissing themselves...
Drunk Tank Confessions
Grandpa Rickism
If any shit goes down, Trevor & Cory will be the ones takin’ the heat
When a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit, It doesn't have any choice...
With summer break approaching...
Why does Daddy always smell like garbage?
Can I borrow $2 for gas?
Handin' down life lessons
Smokin’ much dope lately, boys?
Tyson Trains is proud to present: Skiddy Row
Such a predictable species
Open 9 til 9? What the fuck!
Hey, look! Someone's attractive cousin...
Let the Liquor do the Thinkin’
Severance
Talkin’ bout, Battlestar Gawhactica, Onion Rings Flux Capacitor
When the kids start questioning their chores
We'll get it back or choke their rivers with our dead!
Money well spent
Give credit where credit is due
Dump Life
The man has a point...
You know the drill...