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Oh yeah...
Part II: http://imgur.com/gallery/exrHn
Part III: http://imgur.com/gallery/dGLWxis
Part III.I http://imgur.com/gallery/qSlkA
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Part II: http://imgur.com/gallery/exrHn
Part III: http://imgur.com/gallery/dGLWxis
Part III.I http://imgur.com/gallery/qSlkA
everybodyisshit69
There's more then one way to blah, blah, blah, a cat.
DaftBrian
the "le" speak upset me more than it needed to
caerulakid
Good on the guya for getting the kitten free, but it looks like a stray :< save her!
dogenuggets
Surely the pointy end of the hammer would be more effective?
Tatooine92
THEY LET IT GO?! Adopt that adorable fluffball!
AreTheyMadeFromRealGirlScouts
Awww. I just want to clean its tiny little itty bitty adorable face.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
That cat is like, fuck man you just smashed up my space helmet.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Now feed that starving ball of sadness!
braingain
Dat goodbye kiss tho
rflano
Whatever about claws , jagged glass necklaces are where it's at
FuckYeahImAwesome
rexzeer
Dude nailed it with the hammer.
Pixi3Dust
that kitty needed a vet :/
Flippinballz
These captions are awful
Birdie87
I hope someone took the poor kitty home with them:(
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Cats don't necessarily need owners.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Actually, this one might haha.
meaculpa91
God these captions are cancer
UselessCargo
"I not drink again." me, every morning.....
analyticmonkey
Unless you know exactly what you're doing, don't shatter glass close to the eyes of a cat... or ANYTHING, for that matter
bostontrad
Always try to pull the skin back out of the bottle then pull out. I'm amazed people don't do this.
henriksen1
I found the footage shown here very jarring.
ManMashine
shiiiiit :((( I would have taken this cat back home with me… Would never part from it again and just take care of it.
brightcity9m
That's a tunnel digging tool
Squelchtone
I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty.
CanadianBakeOn
The reference, I get it.
smarmageddon
That was nerve wracking
sallyseagull
A sock threaded in the opening of the jar makes a great safety barrier and cushion for having to do this.
RincewindTVD
Yeah, I wonder if scoring the glass first would help.
ellegold
I was on the edge of my seat and holding my breath!
fireeternal
I twitched a couple of times, i thought it was gonna get cut, the guy with the hammer did a great job tho.
1000flamingdix
Heck I thought he was gonna accidentally hit the kitty with the hammer
eyeLied
*whacking
dauntlessds
Nothing more dangerous than a wriggly cat with broken shards of glass around it's neck. Everyone could have died this day lol.
CirB
Yep.. I was afraid the kitten would run away with the broken jar around it's neck..
desra
That look at the end... You asshole, you hit me with a hammer.
ruvalo
If the cat was thinking that it would fly 2 m up in the air and bolt.
muttonchoppa
that probably sounded loud AF. no doubt better than having your head stuck in a jar, but the experience as a whole must have been bad.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I bet it was jarring
SuckItBlue
Probs why they broke the bottle first.
gitarookefka
I think that was the only time I've seen a cat attempt a thanks
qualityraindeer
roflwaffle92
Source in case anyone wants it: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6l4p9_meg-precious_music
bigdog1983
i will killz you in youz sleep
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
The jar was made out of curiosity
lext
Nearly got er too!
ImgurCelebrity
from the thumbnail i thought that was a glock
DrKriegersClone
Upvote or the cat gets it.
imanatheistdebateme
You peaked into an alternative universe where you saw the same thing happen in Texas.
cropduster5000
GET OUT OF THE JAR SLOWLY WITH YOUR PAWS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
TexasRaised
What do you think he was doing this?
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Me too!
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I thought he was holding a glock to a ducklings head.
SonicTheEdgehogg
TALK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
thebraziliandude
I thought it was an AR-15
TibetanMonk
I thought it was a pig sniffing someones foot
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
I was disappointed too.
theshitstormscominrandy
Me too
buttcreambandit
Yup
YarTheBug
https://media.giphy.com/media/PtUUcXERWXEYM/giphy.gif
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY MITTENS?!
Mistamage
I'M WORKING ON IT, I'M WORKING ON IT! I-I-I J-JUST NEED MORE TIME, DAMN IT!
raptorsoldier
Jesus wants his hubcap money
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
JESUS NEEDS PIRELLIS TO LOOK MEAN ON 22'S
tyman333
That's what I thought as well
AlisonWallace
shoot it off , just a tad messy . lmao
itiscalledaPUPPYyoutwat
I thought it was until like the 3rd hit
PlayingNiceForOnce
Thought stapler.
HannibalHoseth
"You know you're American if..."
kamkor1
they should have turned the cat off first
shaizina
Having groomed and worked with cats for years. That doesn't work most of the time.
Dannyt444
*falls down rocks and gets head stuck in another bottle
Whitefox789
Cat: Dammit all!
HappyEngineer
PMyourUltimateFrisbeePics
TheHaloFollower
Space2place
@Dannyt444 :: gets kitty, breaks off second bottle :: "Anymore down there kitty?"
ThouHastNoPizza
Honestly what I expected
Brainius
Obviously it happened again... I'm watching it, and the guy has already broken 7 bottles off of the kitty's head... And he's still doing it!
OmegaBIades
AstartesLibrarius
MR every time my Thief character is released from prison and immediately put back for trying to pickpocket the guards. My party hates 1/2
CatlitterDaily
I want to upvote but it's perfectly at 100..I'm so sorry for ruining this..+1
ThunderCuntPuncher
This kinda makes me sad
guminski
Natural selection is a happy thing! Now there's gonna be 7 more cats with exactly the right head shape to fit in but not out of a pickle jar
guminski
It's going to be a devastating scene in the streets after a few years
ALittleKinkInYourThink
Step 1: free hungry kitten. Step 2: rescue hungry kitten. I keep a few cans of cat food in my car for this situation.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Yeah really, just thinking of the ones that didn't get saved
NegentropyX
Focus on the outcome
NOINOON
Yeah. It got trapped there because it was hungry as fuck. Now it has spent some time in a bottle and is still hungry as fuck.
Payinwampum
Me too. Poor baby. But good job human
fireeternal
We're all glad he's free now but that doesn´t make it any less sad that he was trapped like that.
AlisonWallace
our trash fucks up heapd of critters , land & sea .
ManOfIce
Fairly certain that they didn't throw away a glass jar. Could've been just sitting on their porch and the cat got to it.
AlisonWallace
sorry heaps , we need an edit function lol .
slyvic
For everyone's information, the tool used to smash the jar is called a hammer. It's available at every hardware store. No thanks needed.
RabbiRothschildren
Sunseteclipse
Seems excessive, im sure a big pair of wire cutters under the rim of the jar and a firm squeeze would have shattered the jar off the kitten.
Dawnstempest
The question then becomes available space to fit a pair of wire-cutters in the gap, and also if they are on hand or not.
Sunseteclipse
Explosives would be the obvious alternative.
onepinksheep
"When in doubt, C4." —Jamie Hyneman