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Mar 9, 2016 1:29 PM
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capsrule2
0/10 imaginary women would recommend Dave
Munchman347
What is that? A new skin lightening product?...
NicoleDanielle
Not the body wash. It doesnt lather AT ALL.
Nytr013
Dave is lucky.
OrphanedJawa
Dov.. I mean Dave is full of moisturizers that is great for the skin
mattzcat
Impressive !
SilverCitizen
Why didn't Dave copy the A in real and paste it over the O instead? At least then it wouldn't look like a 5 year old did it.
gtyler1100
It's part of the joke pal
justanotherdo
Fuck you, Dave!
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
Fast charger connected
noitsDan
https://youtu.be/JF1chLj1fro?t=17
jekin
Dove
Sassmachine
"Dave this is my friend Steve."
Chawzilla
Tell 'em SteveDave!
badmuthafucker
Statistically 9 out 10 participants enjoy gang rape
hammersquirrel
http://imgur.com/R3mlxhk
Itsbilldude
Dave likes husky girls for sure.
WhatIsThisNonsenseIAmSeeing
Wait a second...my name is Dave!!
thepenisbIue
Hey dave ;)
ElementallyDisturbed
Wow man, dave's a slut
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
Oh Dave, you dog
octopamine
Of course he's a Club Mac student.
nerqwut
And it's only 9 because he hadn't unlocked number 10 yet!
MaxFrench
Well, this speaks well of the Stryker Corporation and Australia....
ShowMeDemTDs
The 1/10 is probably HAL 9000
AnotherFrenchWaiter
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Garrus73
I'm a simple man... I see a 2001 reference... I upvote.
septober
My fiancé's name is Dave..
AromaTaint
That makes you 35% unique
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
9 out of 10 people agree that out of 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9.
AggravatedAssault
According to the latest official figures, 43.2% of all statistics are just made up and totally worthless 76.3% of the time.
caerphilian
The woman on the far left used to be my drama teacher at school. After this ad came out loads more people street being interested in drama.
PhilosopherOnWeed
She thicker than bowl of oatmeal.
caerphilian
Dammit. Autocorrect. Obviously that should say started. Got excited that I had a reply to my comment then :(
generalofficer
Aww I'll reply to your commen... Just tell me what you want me to say :)
PussyGotYourTongue
I didn't even notice you'd missed it, you're all good ;)
luvas
Damn, is she single?
caerphilian
Found her Facebook and by the looks of it she is single. Hasn't aged too badly either. Like a fine wine some would say.
luvas
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/8d/de/cc8ddecd5452b216f42fc5edec9816dd.jpg
GilgameshHimself
I wonder people street looks like. Street full of people? People full of streets?
SilentInSUB
Was the 1 out of 10 the dark skinned girl? Is Dave a racist?
Rifneno
I'm not attracted to black girls at all. I don't see how that makes me a racist. Does it make me misandrist because I'm not into guys?
GavinScreaming
I find some black girls really pretty, but someone pointed out that they all look very white, just with dark skin, so yea....
BartimaeusTheFat
You're cool, bro. More for me.
SilentInSUB
Lol not at all, everyone has a preference. The post just said they recommended him, not because he was attracted to em.
SilentInSUB
Maybe he burned a cross in the black girl's yard, ya just never know.
anaccountjusttoreply
Why is there 10 women on the pic then?
AromaTaint
One is Daves Mum.
rainbowblow
One doesn't like Dave
MrFoxFang
The correct question is which one of them does not recommend Dave.
HolyStalactite
One of them hasn't been unlocked yet.
Feralkyn
2nd from the left would not recommend
CClop
The chubby one didn't like him, he didn't let her finish his sundae.
Ilovegold
One hasn't been unlocked yet
MasterAsh
10th woman is Dave
cheeseguy3412
Plot twist: One of them IS Dave.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The one laughing on the end doesn't recommend Dave.
ZeOberon
One of them is Dave
micah2288
One isn't unlocked yet though.
Centero
One of the votes is worth 3/5 so technically still 9
LrrrRulerOfOmicronPerseiAte
9 and 3/5ths would round up to 10 tho.
DorthLous
Ah, yes, but it would round down to 9. It would int() to 9. It would toward_zero to 9. So many rounding methods ^^
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
But there is two...3/5×2+8
MaddMatter
How do you know her dad wasn't white? Law wouldn't apply.
TheDouche
If you look closely, one of them is blacked out.
chronzer
She just hasn't been unlocked yet.
Otterhendrix
Oh god I was hoping for this comment.
DRzulu
#savage
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Comment of the year and it's a reply.
bootymen
wow just wow
AlkeneThiol
Douchy, you can't just go around telling people they are black
lonelylincolnshiresausage
Holy shit dude. I just spat out my Earl Grey.
thechikiestbriki
Was it hot
lonelylincolnshiresausage
Isn't it always like drinking lava?
Voidpaw
Found the British!
FlavorBehavior
Are they coming?
TheUnnster
We get it, you drink tea.
IfYouCantAppreciateMyFigurative
Me too, which is impressive because I wasn't drinking Earl Grey. Does anyone know a doctor?
aPokal
pistachiomoustache
Although, The Doctor was sometimes Scottish. That darn Doctor!
Fefeaage
I wish I could find simple jokes like funny that to make me spit out Earl Grey.
thecolonels
...you're a legend Dave.
getatme88
Dave has chlamydia.....
Phantomkangaroo91
You beat me to it.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
FOTC on tour in the US this summer! Fuck yes! Going to be out of the area when they're here. Fuck no!
getatme88
Dave has chlamydia.....
MagnumSandpaper
And then I seal the deal, I do my moves, I do my dance moves.
GreatWhiteDope
Both of my dance moves
bretmckenzie
I asked Dave if he's gonna make a move on you. He wasn't sure.
KungFooKangaroo
He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kind of minds, but I'm gonna do it anyway!
lebowskisd
Fotc fan? There's dozens of us! Dozens!
KungFooKangaroo
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that? What's he got to do with anything?
NicotinePatchKids
They're going on tour this summer!!
lebowskisd
No fucking way, please immediately tell me when and where
DankMimesRUs
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one Dave!
MaxwellMurder87
Oooohhh you're a legend Dave!!
Jaycramp
She could be the most beautiful girl in the room...depending on the room.
QueenMerciful
And when she's on the street, depending on the street, I bet she's definitely in the top three... of good looking girls on the street
AbidingDude7
Depending on the street...
TheSilverSwan
Where does one find this "fast charger"?
MOTHERFUCKINGZORP
Basically android
Zoroasterisk
First verify compatibility here: https://www.qualcomm.com/products/snapdragon/devices/all?feature=Quick%20Charge%202.0
Zoroasterisk
Then get this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B014F3D8FQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?qid=1457545898&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65
FranticCosmonaut
Asus sells some. It's worth it, charges my phone from 0% - 100% in an hour.
thecolonels
My phone came with one. S6 Edge.
FlightRisk3154
Depends on your phone if it can handle the extra power
Zoroasterisk
And/or this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B013HSQXZC/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?qid=1457545966&sr=8-2&pi=SY200_QL40
PrinceOfAllSaibamen
.
BigBillyButthole
Samsung brah, full charge from dead in under an hour
GodofBacon
HTC bruh. Turbo charge from dead to 100% in 15 minutes
BigBillyButthole
*anything but apple* is what I should have said :P
GodofBacon
turbo 2 15 minute full charge plus an uncrackable screen they claim